Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame

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The Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame are cunts…

Not only is this gold plated music industry junket a load of snobbish and arselicking bollocks (David Bowie rightly turned then down and told them to fuck off), it is also now a PC sucking fest that embraces ‘diversity’… Just like the Academy Awards and all that other Yankee shite…

OK, The great Moody Blues have been nominated this year (Hurrah!), but Nina Simone has also been accepted into this year’s Hall Of Fame bash… Now, I have nothing against Simone as an artist or as a person… She was one of the few individuals and true to herself and her work artists of her time… But only a couple of years ago The Hall Of Fame said they could not accept The Carpenters into their ceremony, because Richard and Karen were not a Rock N’ Roll act… But neither was/is Nina…

Nina Simone was a soul (and some might say jazz) artist… Simone was anything but Rock ‘N’ Roll and she’d be the first to tell anyone that… I also doubt that Nina would have accepted this patronising pat on the back from Jann Wenner and his monkeysuited champagne sipping cronies… But because the great lady is long gone these cunts are using her name and legacy to prove how ‘diverse’ and PC they are… Yet they won’t let in other acts because they ‘don’t fit in’ (Carpenters, Monkees etc)…

And any Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame that doesn’t include Slade, T-Rex, Joy Division, The Jam, or (Leslie West’s) Mountain is a load of cunt anyway…

Nominated by Norman

Toby Young petition to sack him.

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213,274 (and counting) nominations for anyone who signed the petition to sack Toby Young from the Office For Students.

The usual confected outrage over a few tweets is only cover for the real reason these people don’t want him; he’s a conservative columnist and blogger who doesn’t hold to the modern shibboleths of politically correct doublespeak or identity politics. Oh, and he’s a leave supporter. The reasons his opponents cite as to why he is unsuitable are, in fact, the reasons he is ideal for the position.

Just as one should never be on the same side of an argument as the BBC, It’s a clear truth that anything opposed by teaching unions is, by definition, a good thing.

Another 100 have cunted themselves in the time it took me to type this.

Nominated by Harry Axwound.

John Lennon (2)

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John Lennon was a cunt. I appreciate he’s been dead for nearly 40 years but all the same he can get fucked.

I’m under no illusion that if still alive he’d have put Bono and Geldof into a minor league.

Imagine a world with no possessions whilst walking round your country Estate, fuck that takes a special type of arrogance to come up with that one or a ‘sleep in’ protest with your ugly bird, refusing to work or conform to the capitalist model whilst living off your immense wealth generated as a result of kids having enough disposable income to buy your products.

‘hey Yoko life is what happens when you’re busy doing other things’.

Oh Jaaaahn you’re such a cunt, but I love your fame and money. What other things have you done then, oh well Yoko don’t you know I abandoned sorry had to give up a child, some cunt called Julian, looks absolutely fuck all like me you know, mothers a gold digger and won’t leave me alone, constantly wants child support money but I’m a scouser so she’s fuck all chance of getting a brass bean.

Oh Jaaahn that’s so sad, how did you cope… well you know Yoko I packed him off with a little note, it said ‘imagine no possessions I wonder if you can, no need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the world….. so fuck off…..

Oh Jaaaahn that’s so nice you are the second coming, what did she say, oh you know Yoko she’s a capitalist stooge who gets off looking down at the proletariat,
she said she’d send her mate Mark Chapman round to sort me out whoever the fuck he is….

hey Yoko I’ve got this idea, imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do, nothing to kill or die for and no religion too, imagine all the people living life in peace…. fuck yeh I’ve seen the future.

World Peace man!

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface.

My sister

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I crave indulgence from my fellow cunters, but today is my sister’s 77th birthday and I need to get this off my chest.

How the fucker has lasted this long is frankly beyond me. She is without a doubt one of the most truly evil people I have ever met. Her very existence is based around thinking “Who can I fuck up next?” She could give lessons to ISIS on being a cunt.

I not seen her since my mother’s funeral over 30 years ago. I even moved house twice without telling her where I live. While my mother was lying on her death bed, she was clearing out the house of her stuff. She persuaded my mother – not in the best mental health – to change her will to cut me out of it and then tried to persuade me to break my late father’s trust fund to get her hands on that as well.

She is so fucking evil that her husband committed suicide rather than live with her. Really. I can understand that. If I had to live with her, I’d kill myself.

At the age of 77 she is living proof that only the good die young.

Guess what, sis? You’re a cunt – and a fucking evil cunt to boot…

Nominated by Dioclese

Richard Branson (9)

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Emergency cunting for Virgin trains. They are refusing to sell the Daily Mail. Apparently the snowflakes who work there find the paper offensive! Boo hoo …..

Nominated by kravdarth.

Branson is a fucking cunt. He hoovers up taxpayers subsidies and then fucks off to avoid paying it himself. Now the cunt bans a newspaper from his trains because the staff object to it. What a load of fucking bollocks!!
Like they can object to anything.

“Excuse me Mr Branson I object to the slave wages you pay us.”

“ Oh yeah…..well there are plenty of Poles, Lithuanians and assorted Muzzies to take your place. Don’t like it then fuck off cunt.”

Cunt has banned the Mail because it’s not a pro EU toilet roll. Bastard fucking cunt.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.