John Lennon (2)

John Lennon was a cunt. I appreciate he’s been dead for nearly 40 years but all the same he can get fucked.

I’m under no illusion that if still alive he’d have put Bono and Geldof into a minor league.

Imagine a world with no possessions whilst walking round your country Estate, fuck that takes a special type of arrogance to come up with that one or a ‘sleep in’ protest with your ugly bird, refusing to work or conform to the capitalist model whilst living off your immense wealth generated as a result of kids having enough disposable income to buy your products.

‘hey Yoko life is what happens when you’re busy doing other things’.

Oh Jaaaahn you’re such a cunt, but I love your fame and money. What other things have you done then, oh well Yoko don’t you know I abandoned sorry had to give up a child, some cunt called Julian, looks absolutely fuck all like me you know, mothers a gold digger and won’t leave me alone, constantly wants child support money but I’m a scouser so she’s fuck all chance of getting a brass bean.

Oh Jaaahn that’s so sad, how did you cope… well you know Yoko I packed him off with a little note, it said ‘imagine no possessions I wonder if you can, no need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the world….. so fuck off…..

Oh Jaaaahn that’s so nice you are the second coming, what did she say, oh you know Yoko she’s a capitalist stooge who gets off looking down at the proletariat,
she said she’d send her mate Mark Chapman round to sort me out whoever the fuck he is….

hey Yoko I’ve got this idea, imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do, nothing to kill or die for and no religion too, imagine all the people living life in peace…. fuck yeh I’ve seen the future.

World Peace man!

Nominated by Cunty McCuntface.

John Lennon


John Lennon was one of the most overrated personalities in one of the most overrated bands of all time.

Lennon was the Jeremy Corbyn of pop music – a shambolic, whining, perennial sixth-former posing as an intellectual who pretended he could cut through all the bullshit, but ended up being one of the biggest bullshitters on the planet. An empty vessel for the frustrated hopes of the culturally, politically and intellectually handicapped, a monumental fucktard who offered nothing but cuntitudinous platitudes for mass consumption.

Just as Corbyn might have retained some shreds of credibility had he remained a rebellious backbencher, so Lennon should have abandoned all pretensions he had to be anything more than a second-rate guitarist in a third-rate Hank Williams-Buddy Holly-Chuck Berry tribute band. But the cunt could never decide if he wanted to be Spike Milligan, Pete Seeger, Jesus Christ or a conceptual artist and ended up being none of them. He was just an overrated fucking cunt.

Originally I’d thought of ending this cunting with the words “Chapman did the world a favour”, but, on balance, Chapman’s actions only succeeded in 1) martyring the cunt, 2) elevating Yoko Ono into the role of Lennon’s Representative On Earth, and 3) robbing us of the opportunity of seeing Lennon exposed in later life as the talentless fraud we knew him to be. So maybe Chapman should be cunted too.

Nominated by: Fred West

Any cunt who writes ‘Imagine no possessions it’s easy if you try’ before fucking off on tax exile to live in a fucking mansion across from Central Park has got to be a monumental cunt. However the public who fell and continue to fall for his bullshit are Mong cunts of a gargantuan order.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter