Wannabe Ed Sheerans are cunts…
Now, we all know the original tuneless and charmless Ginger Gremlin cunt is diabolical, but the hordes of tossers who try to emulate this cunt are also cunts themselves… I refer to the young lads who now infest Manchester, Bury, Prestwich, and loads of other town centres… You can spot the cunts a mile off… Young straight out of school spotty twats, with the same crappy chip pan haircut as the ginger cunt and the same scruffy cunt appearance… These pricks also thrash at an acoustic guitar (no chords or anything) and they churn out Sheeran shite like ‘Perfect’ and the excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’….
I approached one of these specimens the other day and asked ‘Do you play anything else?’ The buffoon looked puzzled… ‘Simon and Garfunkel?’ I added… ‘The Beatles?’ ‘Dylan?’ ‘ More blank responese… And when I said ‘Donovan?’ The pimple ravaged imbecile said ‘Jason Donovan?’ I promptly called him a cunt and fucked off… For fuck’s sake…
Nominated by Norman



