Wannabe Ed Sheerans

Wannabe Ed Sheerans are cunts…

Now, we all know the original tuneless and charmless Ginger Gremlin cunt is diabolical, but the hordes of tossers who try to emulate this cunt are also cunts themselves… I refer to the young lads who now infest Manchester, Bury, Prestwich, and loads of other town centres… You can spot the cunts a mile off… Young straight out of school spotty twats, with the same crappy chip pan haircut as the ginger cunt and the same scruffy cunt appearance… These pricks also thrash at an acoustic guitar (no chords or anything) and they churn out Sheeran shite like ‘Perfect’ and the excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’….

I approached one of these specimens the other day and asked ‘Do you play anything else?’ The buffoon looked puzzled… ‘Simon and Garfunkel?’ I added… ‘The Beatles?’ ‘Dylan?’ ‘ More blank responese… And when I said ‘Donovan?’ The pimple ravaged imbecile said ‘Jason Donovan?’ I promptly called him a cunt and fucked off… For fuck’s sake…

Nominated by Norman

Siobhan O’Dwyer

There are some people out there who really do need to get a life and this one of them.

Siobhan O’Dwyer who petulantly slammed Qantas after a flight attendant mistakenly called her Miss instead of Doctor has hit back at trolls who have mocked her for having ‘first world problems.’

She has a PhD in Philosophy and is a Senior Lecturer at the University of Exeter medical school. She said the incident would never have happened if she was a man. Well that’s bullshit isn’t it.

In the original post Dr O’Dwyer said ‘Hey @Qantas my name is Dr O’Dwyer. My ticket says Dr O’Dwyer. look at my ticket, look at me, look back at my ticket decide it’s a typo and call me Miss O’Dwyer. I did not spend 8 years at university of be called Miss.’

She defended her post, saying it was not about ego, but rather ‘highlighting one of a thousand instances of sexism that women encounter every day’. More bullshit. It’s about her ego.

What is it with these fucking academics that makes them feel so self important?? Proof positive that just because you’re highly educated you’re not necessarily highly intelligent.

Grow up you daft cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Big Bang Theory

Hooray! It’s finally happened! After 11 long and painful years of boring jokes, shit writing and inane laugh tracks The Big Bang Theory is finally ending after its current season! Tried watching it quite a few times and from what I’ve seen, it’s the most bland, badly written, irritating show on television – which wouldn’t be a problem, were it not for the fact that the show has a massive fanbase! Fuck knows why this kind of dreary, unoriginal shitcom garbage is popular – its certainly more Vicar of Dibley than it is The Simpsons (well the classic seasons of the Simpsons anyway) on the quality scale.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Stormzy (2)

Stormzy is a colossal cunt…

Imagine the libfuck snowflake meltdown if Tommy Robinson announced a scholarship to Cambridge for white students only?… Because that’s what chippy choccy imbecile Stormzy has done… Only Stormzy wants it to be black students only…. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: cunts like Stormzy and the BBC (black lezza actresses only for a Doctor Who audition) are getting away with apartheid… It is not diversity, it is not equality… It is fucking apartheid and racial exclusion…

Nominated by Norman

Dead Pool 112


Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who correctly picked Carry On’s favourite bit of fluff, Liz Fraser, who passed away at the age of 88.

As Norman puts it so elequently in the comments below : “Worth all today’s celebrislags put together”

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.