Antisocial behaviour is an absolute cunt, and no mistake, and there’s a fucking shed load of it about.

Now admittedly, this is a pretty broad category, so let me try to be a little more specific. It goes without saying, I think, that serious offences such as murder, drug-running, arson and the like are well beyond the pale as far as any average Joe is concerned.

No, the problem I refer to here is all those ‘petty’ crimes that thoughtless ratbags commit, and all those misdemeanours that aren’t even regarded as crimes, that just make day to day life that little bit less tolerable for the rest of us. It’s…

– cunt cyclists who race over the crossing when the green man is on, shouting abuse when challenged.
– the pigs who chew gum then spit it on the pavement for me to get stuck in the soles of my trainers
-louts who spray graffiti and vandalise property
-arsewipes who chuck litter about and fly tip, or gob in the street
-dog owners who let their pooch shit in the park and just leave it, or inexplicably bag it then hurl it into the nearest bush to dangle like a grotesque decoration
-motormouths on buses and trains who prattle on incessantly into a mobile phone
-tanked up pissheads who turn town centres into virtual no go areas at weekends

The list goes on, but enough already. There are myriads of antisocial actions being performed every day by myriads of antisocial shits, and the worst of it is, they’re so ignorant about their own behaviour that they can’t even begin to comprehend what cunts they are. They need to be hammered into the ground with a fucking baseball bat, every last one of them.

Nominated by Ron Knee

In a Telegraph article (4th Sep.) ten questions were proffered that you’re not permitted to ask at an interview as a prospective employer. Personally I think some are valid and some are flaky modern-life, millennial, thin-skinned bollocks . Don’t we live in a free society? Are there ‘red flag’ questions the interviewee shouldn’t ask? Is an interview now just one big waste of everybody’s cunty time?

Apparently, whether you’re the Boss or the hiring manager, if you’re going to give somebody your money for doing a job, you can’t ask them about their fucking accent!? Can we ask them if they’re considering spraying bullets about in a demented, voice-in-your-head attack? This might be the shittest ever age in which to live.

The Orwellian grip tightens a bit. Be patient, George. It’s near.

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1. What year were you born?
2. Do you have any children?
3. Are you physically fit and healthy?
4. Are you in a relationship or married?
5. Have you got any plans to start a family?
6. Where is your accent from?
7. Will you need flexible time for family life?
8. Did you grow up outside the UK?
9. Will you need time off during Half Term?
10. Will you need personal time off for religious holidays?
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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

As if society wasn’t growing increasingly ignorant anyway, the world of social media arrives with a perfect platform for the narcissistic, self absorbed, ignorant, sychopantic and just downright shameless.

Journeys to work these days usually involve the hissing of “music” from the headphones of the terrible and soulless Simon Cowell factory or heads down viewing whatever Barry from Blackpool has stuck up his arse the night before.

What’s worse is people I have known personally for years, admittedly some I liked more than others, are constantly using Facebook for their favourite topic, themselves. “Me and me, yeah me again, my feelings, my opinion counts not yours” etc etc etc. They were never this self obsessed before Facebook became a “go to place”.

Not posted anything in three weeks? Consider yourself unfriended. You could be unwell, have personal issues or just taking some time away from the madness. You are off my friends list, particularly for not responding to my post about something I felt self righteous about, even not liking that pic of me pouting like a melted Donald Duck mask, no, unfriended. I don’t care if you had personal stuff going on, I don’t wish to contact you anymore.

What’s happened to people? Then we have Twitter, the dandruff sprinkle on the turd cheesecake of Facebook. Shills and sycophants love Twitter, particularly those who spout their shite about film franchises, video games, tv shows and other guff. Something you are a fan of has gone to shit? These people will do their best to ostracise your opinions. Little worms sucking up to corporate executives for their own shameless benefits. Forget constructive criticism, it’s “haters gonna hate” these days. Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by Shaun

And this week’s tech gem? A Facebook enabled toothbrush – we shit you not!

Ants (as distinct from Ant of Ant & cunting Dec) are spooky little bastards. They really creep me out, crawling out in droves from cracks in the pavement or under rocks in the garden. Worst is when it’s a really hot, humid day, and they pile out in their thousands, running about like demented ferrets, before the little fuckers with wings swarm into the air, about as welcome as the Luftwaffe over the East End.

It’s the utterly remorseless quality of the wee arseholes that gets me, not to mention their sheer numbers. Give ’em a chance, and they’ll strip the hide off an elephant and leave nothing but a skeleton to bleach in the sun. It’s a mighty good job for us that they aren’t all the size of my fat fucking moggie, or we’d be in real trouble, and no mistake.

PS; Ant & Dec are cunts, as well.
Memo to self; be sure to nip to B&Q soon to get a fucking big tin of ant powder. That’ll learn the cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Manchester City FC: FC as in Fucking Cunts…

The Gorton Globetrotters now have a ‘Gay Pride’ shirt…In other words monetising in Manchester what they prosecute and terrorise in Abu Dhabi… and of course there’s not a word highlighting the hypocrisy from the blue arse-licking Manchester Evening News…

And let’s not even start about Manchester Shitty Council censoring the recent Peterloo anniversary tribute, in case it offended their ay-rab fascist paymasters who also happen to own the blue cunts… Disgraceful….

Nominated by Norman