Jeremy Corbyn [6]

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“I’ve bought a tie – so now will you fuckers do what you’re told…?!”

Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt.

Today has seen him jumping on the equality band wagon sounding off about how wiminz get paid 20% less than men for doing the same work. Do they fuck, Corbyn you Islington socialust cunt. Do your fucking homework you fucking spaz. Even died in the wool lifetime feminists like Christina Hoff Sommers visibly cringe when some gob shite SJW rolls out that long dead argument. It simply is not true and no serious economist will support it.

Next thing the cunt will be saying is that wiminz only get 80% of the oxygen men get as their lungs are 20% smaller. Carry on Corbyn my old son, you are single handedly making labour an unelectable laughing stock and about as far away from the actual working class you pretend to represent while actually loathing everything the working class are.

Cunt…

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Jeremy Corbyn [5]

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I’m sure it seemed like a good idea when various non-Labour party people paid their £3 and voted for Jeremy. I was tempted to do it myself, but the thought of giving Labour £3 was enough to put me off. We all knew that he would make the Labour party completely unelectable as a potential party of Government. I very much doubt, however, that ANYONE could have predicted how he would have turned out. His rise to power has preceded the return to prominence of scumbags like Livingstone, Galloway, and 80’s scouse cunt, Derek Hatton.

We’re talking about someone who has gone against the wishes of most of his MP’s by voicing his opposition to replacing Trident. He even ordered his MP’s to vote against a government bill, while HE attended a happy clappy anti-nuke demo. Someone who is supposedly anti-EU, but advocates us staying in. And even then, his hatred of the Tories means you won’t see him sharing a Pro-EU platform with Cameron or Gideon anytime soon. In fact, he’s done the square root of fuck all since the campaign started.

As I mentioned in my cunting of Naz Shah, there has been a noticeable rise in Anti-Semitism since he became leader. And again, apart from making a few very unconvincing statements about how bad it is, he’s done absolutely nothing about it. And by doing nothing, he has shown how utterly unfit he is to be leader of the Labour Party. And this bearded clam has pretentions of being our next Prime Minister? I’d sooner have Jim Hacker as PM than this limp penis.

His Judgement was called into question the moment he appointed John McDonnell as Shadow Chancellor. A vile creature, who despises Britain and is known to have supported the IRA. This is a man who claims to be for the working class, but like his predecessors, has as much in common with the working class as Christiano Ronaldo has with a fucking Womble.

He sacked Hillary Benn from his role as Shadow Defence Secretary because he dared to defy Corbyn by voting for air strikes in Syria, and promoted Emily Thornton, a known hater of the working class, and someone who knows fuck all about defence, simply because she agrees with him on replacing Trident. And he’s given a Shadow Cabinet post to Andy Burnham. That shiny faced lickspittle who has been, depending on the leader, a Blairite, a Brownite, a Millibandite, and now a Corbynite.

The fact he shagged that arrogant, racist, morbidly obese sack of monkey shite, Diane Abbot should have been a clue that his judgement was seriously impaired. Look at his performances at PMQ’s, he’s a fucking disaster. Limp as a soggy slice of bread. He actually manages to make Cameron look competent. In fact, the only time that Cameron looks bad, is when he allows his arrogance to get the better of him, and he starts to sneer at and insult people who disagree with him. What’s particularly pathetic though, is his tactic of asking questions from supposedly ‘ordinary’ people who’ve contacted him. You know, Bill from Portsmouth, Rita from Stoke, Mohammed from Pakista…err…Bradford, Julie from Manchester. I know that one turned out to be a fairly well paid employee of the BBC, and a Corbyn Supporter. This actually did surprise me, because I genuinely thought these people were made up.

Even with a Government as limp and useless as our current one, I think that Corbyn and his mob of Britain hating bell ends has fucking Buckley’s chance of getting into Downing Street as anything other than a guest. Statesman? He can’t even hack it when the Tory back bench jeer him. His face when Hillary Benn gave his speech on bombing Syria showed what a nasty prick he is. And the fact he really doesn’t give a fuck about the UK , or the British people, make him eminently unsuitable to be Prime Minister.

Mind you, that may turn out to be a moot point. There are rumours that many Labour MP’s are sharpening their knives and planning their Ides of March moment. They’re just waiting for the result of the Local Elections next week. I doubt anything as dramatic as a coup will take place if, as predicted, Labour suffer a major loss of Councillors. There’ll be much feet stomping, but ultimately, Corbyn will remain as Leader. Even if they did get rid, who would replace him? I’m sure Burnham would stand again, and then clamp his lips around the cock of the MP who eventually becomes the new Leader.

It says a lot about the man that, even with the current government being so contemptuous and malignant toward the British people, Labour will not win the 2020 General Election. Corbyn is as much a leader as I am a member of the Avengers.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cunt of the Year 2015

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Well the votes are in and the panel of adjudicators has carefully considered all the candidates for the prestigious title of “Cunt of the Year 2015”.

It was a close run thing and we were tempted to award the title to Islam after adding together all the votes for the religion, jihadists, Islamic State leaders and extremists but we thought that would be unfair because if we did that, then the title would have gone to the Conservative Party. Interestingly, however, David Cameron did not receive a single vote!

The Royal cunt was Prince Charles. Entertainment went unsurprisingly to Bono. Special mention must be made for Chris Spivey who was disqualified for only pretending to be a cunt and for ‘too much effort’.

In fact the title was a dead heat between Dianne Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn who received equal votes. In the end we decided that Abbott should get the award as the real cunts were the people who voted for Corbyn rather than the man himself…

So congratulations to Dianne Abbott who receives the award of a bar of COTY soap which, if the rumours are to be believed, she is desperately in need of.

Jeremy Corbyn [4]

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Only last week, that wretched sack of shit, Corbyn, announced that he thought it was time to negotiate with ISIS. Yeah right, because negotiating with islamic psychopaths always works well. Corbyn is an idiot. This is someone who thinks we should follow the example of Costa Rica and disband our armed forces.

Obviously, that would work well, because all those Irish republicans and muslim mentalists would not in any way seek to take advantage of our sudden inability to defend ourselves. Countries like Russia would also not seek to take advantage of us not having so much as a catapult with which to fight enemies.

Then of course there he was his dipshit announcement that he was unhappy with the thought of British police using lethal force against ISIS terrorists during an attack in the UK. He’s also announced his opposition to bombing the shit out of ISIS in Syria. This is, apparently, at odds with the general public. According to a survey by one of the major polling firms, a majority of the British public are now in favour not only of dropping large amounts very heavy ordnance on the medieval motherfuckers, but also of sending troops. Well, I’ve already been there and done that, so it’s some other fucker’s turn.

Corbyn, putting it politely, is a knob. Moreover, he’s a dangerous knob. Most people think he doesn’t stand a cat in hell’s chance of becoming PM, but I beg to differ. It’s UNLIKELY that hell get into No 10, but it’s not impossible. And if he does, say goodbye to the United Kingdom.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw

Jeremy Corbyn [3]

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This cunt Corbyn is the Jeremy Beadle of politics.

You know what I mean: just one 5 second glimpse of the cunt and you want to whip him to death with an electric cable. Same applies to that scouse cunt who hasn’t worked for years, claiming that he’s got a phobia about leaving his home. Death by artillery fire would soon sort the lazy cunt out.

Nominated by: CuntFuckScousers