Chuka Umunna

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Supercilious devoutly onmessage slaphead Labour Shadow Business Secretary largely self promoted as the British Obama (paleeese). Been making the news regarding his reported disparaging comments about UKIP supporters being “disconnected because they were not computer literate”. Fine to be ageist and bigotist then.

Well me dears, Chuka encounters his Kama. Rather delicious irony that he has now been trolled by a wave of “computer illiterate” UKIP silver surfers. Chuka old heart, you are aware that a lot of people out there do not like you – not because you are of mixed race, not because you are an arrogant metro sexual twat but because you are a cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

28 thoughts on “Chuka Umunna

  1. Half-chats are worse than 100% jigs. This malignant chimera Chuka Umunna Bingy Bongy (oy oy oy!) talks like a BBC local radio cunt (who’s been to the Martha Longhurst School of Elocution for Special Children).

    Like all token blacks and quota-filling diversity bifs, this Chuka Can (Chuka Can, Chuka Can …… Chuka Can) is deluded that ‘his’ placement relies on merit. It is not. ‘He’ is an MP because he is BLACK.

    • I can’t really be arsed to try and say something smart or amusing, all I really want to say about chukus yourmoney is this, I fucking absolutely despise this fucking cunt, if it wasn’t for this country bending over backwards to help civilise him, he would probably be in Nigeria running an internet scam ripping of gullible white pensioners, if I though I could get away with it, I would gladly hang this odious cunt from a lamp post and cut his cock off and shove it doown his throat – cunt!

  2. This bald cunt is basically comparing UKIP voters to the thickos who voted NF in the 70s and 80s… He’s more or less saying that anyone who doesn’t know how to use (or own) a PC is an imbecile… Somebody should tell this cunt that over 70% of the world’s population haven’t even made a telephone call… What an arrogant, condescending
    Nu-Labour twatbag…

    I remember a time when virtually nobody was computer literate…. There were no mobile phones, no CCTV, no crappy Ipods or downloading ‘records’, no social network shite like Freakbook and Twatter, no reading an online CV instead of interviewing a real person,
    no Sky telly monopoly, and no “You can’t say that!” PC/offended by anything brigade…

    And you know what. it was a bloody damn sight better then than it is now….

    • Exactly it pays if your gay and non white in this country now, he ticks both boxes he is a gay and also a coon.

      The message in the UK now is if your white and straight (normal)
      you went get anywhere, however if your a paki black or pink or blue and homosexual you will go far. BBC is a fine example of this.
      Fuck this country and fuck the BBC british broadcasting cunts.

  3. My cousin, Barry, went for a job in a warehouse recently…. Loads of experience, impeccable record, full forklift driver’s licence etc… He thought he had it in the bag, but them he came unstuck… Our Baz was asked “Do you speak Polish?” He asked why and they replied “It’s essential: so you can communicate with fellow workers”…
    And this is in Salford! For fuck’s sake….

  4. Indeed dear heart but what manner of the fair mother tongue? Recall when BBC English set the standard. Alas no more. All diversity and reflecting the trend innit. Was waiting for me bus one day with a group of white yoot in trousers with the arses about three inches above the ground. Cunts were effecting some kind of fake Jamaican
    patois innit. Whereas it is immigrants who tend to preserve the Queen’s English or what remains of it under the assault of that horror orf horrors, “American English”.

  5. Benjamin Netanyahu is a Prize Winning Cunt

    This isn’t because he is a Jew. It is that he is no different to those sand nigger ISIS cunts that think its perfectly ok to openly kill civilians. And sending an SMS to say Im coming to bomb not only your house, but every cunt around you as well as the school and hospital just for good measure as i THINK a target is nearby.

    That being said then, why can WE not don a group of missiles and jets – SMS cunts in our own county and go around and fire them in to our own cities where we actually know these cunts are living, instead of harboring them and giving them benefits. Can we not do this on the same grounds we have a right to defend our states security, whats good for this cunt should be good for us? No?

    I hope to see he gets his deserves very soon. It will make better watching than the shit on TV at the moment as well. Speaking of I advance cunt the Commonwealth games. All will know why a week after it starts.

  6. Netanyahu is as bad as Gadaffi or Saddam Hussein, or (as you say) those Isis cunts….
    Israel breaks 65 (count ’em!) UN resolutions, but fuck all happens…

    Yet Iraq breaks 2 resolutions: and it is invaded, bombed to buggery and destroyed…..

    The BBC’s pro-Israel coverage of the situation in Gaza is also very sickening… I

  7. Difficult to know what to believe. Balanced reporting is not something you experience over Palestine. However, the simple fact of the matter is that if Hamas stopped firing missiles indiscriminately against Israeli cities then the Israelis wouldn’t be bombing Gaza?

  8. This cunt as the victim is about the only time a beheading would be justified.

  9. Precisely. Hamas have been doing it for years. They set up the rocket launchers in soft civilian areas, fire the things, then piss off pronto leaving the kids in the playground or the women shopping in the market to get turned into body parts.

  10. I’d like to nominate my MP, Michael Fallon. He was there during the Libor scandle – now strangely forgotten/suppressed news – lives a 30 minute train journey away from but “needs” a London flat at our expense. Urbane, Bon Viveur, Host, he’s the man of the moment……..but still a complete cunt.

  11. Boot-lipped jug-eared groid … indeed – a stunt double for Obnog. Talk like Mary Poppins you bab-skinned retard.

  12. I have tales of cats, dogs, pigs and horses thinking they are people. Do blacks think they are people?

  13. Chuka Umunna Is a vile person who gets sent out when labour loses, to tell us why we were too stupid to vote for them. He is a patronising idiot, who is testament to why politicians are a waste of oxygen. I don’t need to be told why I voted a certain way. You need to understand why I didn’t vote for you, it’s because you are an arrogant, untrustworthy cunt, who will suck ed milliband’s cock for a place in the shadow cabinet. Fuck off

  14. Fucking faggy coon cunt named after a fucking old boot enough said
    now fuck and go and sit on peter fag mandelsons aids riddled maggot

  15. This Chukka is a 3rd world piece of human garbage. If you let this scum rise to power he will drill holes in the bottom of the boat. Never let low life scum like this or the violent satanic muslims get more power – they have way too much already and are debasing the world.

  16. This charmless FUCKIIN cunt is everything that is wrong with British politics today. He has been exposed in virtually every TV debate he has taken part in as a weasel word gobshite , completely clueless, leaden footed prick. Destroyed in EU debates and made to look a proper fool by Daniel hannan, farage and co he now skulks around in the shadows trying to derail Brexit . Apparently this talentless bottler ( pulled out labour leadership race) has teamed up with the bearded cunt Branson , who in turn has exhumed the corpse of super cunt Blair try and stop Brexit ….. all 24 carat cunts….

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