Failed spy Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is finding freedom `difficult`.
What is it with some people who don`t realise when to just shut the fuck up and be very, very grateful for what they`ve actually got?
Solution? Easy: Fuck off back to the shit-hole you came from.
Oh, and get a job you can do, as you`re a useless fucking asset to MI6.
Nominated by Sam Beau.
When is her book due out?
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What a disgusting hijab
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That’s her face OP.
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Mental elf, innit.
PTSD, depression, anxiety.
What about ADHD and autism? Only three out of five. Sorry, you’ll have to do better than that, so fuck off.
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Good nom BTW.
Short and to the point.
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It cost £394,000,000 to get this spiteful dreary ungrateful Cunt out of shitholistan prison.
Personally I’d have preferred a cheaper option,a tomahawk cruise missile right into its cell.
No more mithering from this weasel and a poke in the eye for the Mad Mullahs.
Fuck Iran and fuck Iranians,fucking vermin.
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Not worth 1/100,00th of the ransome.
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Israel has the Samson Option.
We have the Terence Protocol.
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Yeah… don’t let the facts get in the way of a good cunting. 🙄😂
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What’s the difference between an Iranian woman and a pilchard?
One’s oily, nasty and smelly.
The other’s a fish.
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Afternoon BD.
What do you name an attractive Iranian woman?
Asif!
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Wotcha Thomas.
Iranian women are so ugly they have to get the vibrator pissed.
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Camilla Batman-Jelly was no beauty. I bet she kicked up a hum in the summer.
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Not exactly Terry Waite is it.
Tel will bleed your radiators for two roll ups and an extra twenty minutes of yard time a week.
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Afternoon LL.
For years after his incarceration, Terry Waite couldn’t attain tumescence without shutting himself in the airing cupboard and thinking of John McCarthy dancing seductively in his grime-smeared pants.
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I can guarantee you that her minge looks just like Terry Waite’s allotment did during his incarceration.
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As soon as she got released, she went to a Hallowe’en party dressed as a witch.
Her costume consisted of:
Green face paint.
That’s it.
https://images.app.goo.gl/XK1tM1Ubdru5GY9q9
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She is fucking Iranian, what is it with our stupid government, give some cunt a British passport and bingo….. they become our responsibility.
What a fucking disgrace, now she is moaning like fuck, piss off back to Tehran.
Spying on Iran, what a load of shite, it’s a shit hole run by Islamic cunts, what else do you need to know before dropping a massive nuke on that rag head twat Ayatollah 😂
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She has been moaning since her release.
Her husband should tie her up in the spare room and make her suck his cock like she got used to doing in the Iranian prison.
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The husband is a scarf-wearing ert-wipe.
He’s more likely to suck her cock.
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Pity the poor cunt who’s married to that. Has she dry bummed him yet? Without benefit of a reach around I may add. Allegedly
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Posho cunt who benefitted from famous chums at the BBC.
Meanwhile squaddies who served in Northern Ireland get fucked over by the very class of cunt Zaghari-Radcliffe represents.
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Possibly the World’s dullest woman?
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Yep! 😁
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Push the wench down a well.Ungrateful hag.
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She’s such an ungrateful witch, she could be related to ungrateful tra-āany lover Daniel Radcliffe. What a shame Iran didn’t Expelliaramus her to somewhere else.
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They ought to have sent her to Neptune.
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Unlikely, as Danny is of Heeb heritage.
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What’s Heeb?
Did you mean Hebe?
Oops, your prejudice is showing.
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Not prejudice, embarrassingly for you JP but,
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heeb
A term of empowerment for young Jews.
Probably best to google words you don’t recognise.
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These days even spies are shit. In olden times there was Mata Hari. Anthony Blunt, Harry Palmer and George Smiley. Now we get this bint. Espionage used to be a respectable profession. It took years to bury oneself at the heart of the establishment in order to obtain ‘treasure’. Proper job. Risky too. If you were caught, you knew where you stood. Bollocks flogged with a knotted length of rope, or a slow moving laser beam creeping ever closer to the same.
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Do you expect me to talk?
No, i expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond!
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You can bet her simpering husband hasn’t had a shag out of it since it was released.
All that effort, and for what?
Eternally ungrateful and clearly only in the UK for the opportunity to sell her sob stories to the nearest mug punter. I.e the BBC and Grauniad etc.
Terry Waite still had his personality and sense of humour intact after suffering infinitely more discomfort than her.
And did we hear him whinging?
Like fuck did we.
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I’ve no time for Nazi Ziggy Ratface.
She’s a right moaning cunt.
And probably smells funny.
But moreso I hate her floppy fringed soppy husband.
He’s always blushing!!
What you blushing for?
Yer little tit.
And sort your fuckin hair out you Sloane ranger.
Centre parted curtains.
It’s not the early 90s and your not in Boyzone.
Right little fanny.
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Ps
Remember his hunger strike?
….4hrs.
Then he got all faint and had to have a emergency panini and double mocha coffee from Starbucks.
Hardly fuckin Bobby Sands?!!
I go 4 hrs regularly and I’m a right greedy bastard.
Fuck me, I’d of been embarrassed.
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I’ve gone more than 48 hours without food when I’ve been on a bender.
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I can see his celebrity chums secretly feeding him scotch quail eggs and a couple of salmon canapés.
Weeping as he finds out the white wine they’d bought him was from a screw-top bottle.
I bet he owns a pair of red trousers, the cunt.
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I had that soppy git in the back of my cab once. I told him “Richie, Richie, Richie, you know what your problem is? You care about your wife and daughter, you actually give a shit about them. Most men would give their eye-teeth to see their trouble and strife banged up safely in an Iranian hellhole – what an opportunity! You need to count your blessings mate. You’re a fucking loser – get out the cab! GET OUT THE CAB!”
I bet he’s ruing the day she got out now. I can’t imagine why he’d want her back after that length of time anyhow… she must have been well over 40 by then, can’t think the years banged up in that hellhole would have done her any favours looks wise. he’d have done better to ditch the old bag, put the brat in care and find some filthy young tart to pork.
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He probably has to role play an Iranian Revolutionary Guard to get her in the mood.
You have also been defamed on the Cody Roberts nom Mis, accused of having a “imaginary wolf Japanese dog”.
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This dog?
https://photos.app.goo.gl/DwFHKy8gXW6q5WbJ9
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I couldn’t read that nom LL.
Too sad
Too sick.
I’d of burst into tears.
Who defamed me?!!! 😡
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Thought you might have posted a photo of Japanese Lassie, Mis.
So disappointed.
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Stunner!
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Flexicunt…..he seems to have got a bug up his arse about something.
Who’s chips have you been pissing on?
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Hehehe 😂
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Fuck is Flexicunt?
Shockingly unimaginative nom de plume.
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@JP – I thought it might be a little pug with a studded collar and jaunty leather cap.
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LL, you must have spy cameras in my home, as you always seem to get me either spraying the floor with wine, or choking on a mouthful, because I’m laughing so much.
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Im betting he’s got cameras in most of our homes JP.
Especially in the bedrooms!!
He’s been warned about it off me and Jack.
Probably Tommy Cuntengines bad influence.
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Without a doubt, Mis.
I’ve engaged the services of an ex-plod, formerly with the Royal Protection detail, to sweep my home, at a very reasonable cost of £2.5k.
Funny how he rang the doorbell just 3 minutes after I posted about LL having spy cameras in my house!
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Hands up, I’ve been caught out by MNC and JP!
Who knew Mis liked to do the vacuuming at 3.30am in his missus dressing gown.
All several sizes too small I might add.
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Little, unlike hers, probably like a bucket after all the fisting she got in prison.
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Finding freedom difficult maybe her husband should chain her up in the cellar and anally abuse her 5 times a day after praying to allah
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Why did he want her back so badly?
Didn’t he know how to use the cooker?
Surely he didn’t miss her fuckin whining and mewling?
Her moaning and nagging.
Maybe her cooking?….naw.
Curry for tea 7days a week every week and for Christmas dinner.
Bet he’s sorry now!!
First thing she did when she got home was aski when he was going to get round to tiling above the sink
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Bet away from the cameras and media he was like Macaulay culkin?
Ice cream for breakfast
Dancing on the bed
Sliding down the stairs on a tea tray.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
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Probably because the 2 year old was driving him bananas!
Remember your rug rats at two?
I’d have paid my weight in diamonds to have someone else look after mine, at that age.
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What an utter narcissist should have left the cunt rotting where they were.
These types love all the attention pretending to be such a victim and wanting to help others. How about helping us by shutting the fuck up.
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Hello Jason!
You the Jason used to post few years ago?
If so, hope you’re well?
Not been swearing?😁👍
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When will these cunts realize that the reason that they came to this green and pleasant land is disappearing in no small part due to their presence.
Ungrateful cunts.
@Admin Why does the auto-correct attempt to underline my correct English spelling in favour (not favor) of the wonky Yank version of English?… I may do a nomination about that actually.
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Please do, Two.
I abhore the bastardisation of the English language.
Innit, and yoot speak like dat, eh!
Talking in abbreviated words.
Laters!
The Lass, and how I love her, talks in text, I’ve spoken to her so many times. I ask her why?
She says IDK!
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“I won’t recover for a long time” say Nagging Ferrari.
Translation – I will dine out on this for as long as cunts like the BBC are willing to listen and indulge me in my endless whining.
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What the fuck is the BBC?
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‘Big Black Cock’ abbrv. in porn context.
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She definitely puts the rat in Radcliffe!
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Ratcliffe*
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I said her name out aloud and the furniture started floating.
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Don’t say it three times FFS. Otherwise the devil appears.
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Thought/ hoped this ungrateful, useless cunt was dead, I’m so glad Boris the fucktards brought this whinging bitch back to blighty, so she could moan at us.
Fuck her, send her back to that flyblown shit hole, hopefully a bit of electric shock treatment will give this twat some attitude adjustment…
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I wonder if they wanked him off…
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59210389.amp
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