The Northern Powerhouse

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About 8-10yrs ago the “Blown” Labour govt gave us Northeners a vote on if we wanted a “Northern Assembly”. They were so cock sure that us “thick as pig shit folk” would go for it they had fatty two-jags swanning around up here, not so much drumming up support for it, as doing a victory lap like it was a done deal.

It was resoundingly rejected, it wasn’t even close, something like 70% of the folk who voted, voted “no, fuck off you cunts!”

Now we have the current incumbents banging on about a “Northern Powerhouse”, except this time we don’t get the right to say “no, fuck off you cunts!”

And to add insult to injury it is being championed by slimey Gideon Osborne who cares about as much about the North as I do about “peaceful” cunts drowning in the Med!

You think us Northern folk would be “mad forrit” but no, and here’s why:

1. Well it have any bearing on any law making? No.
2. Will it have any bearing on decisions made in Westminster? No.
3. Will it make it easier to collect and appropriate taxes as we see fit? No.

In that case what is it then? I’ll tell you what it is. It’s yet another layer of meaningless and pointless bureaucracy which will need new infrastructure (i.e. buildings cos the existing council ones won’t be good enough), and new personnel (cos the existing councillors won’t be good enough).

And who will pay for this pointless exercise, why us Northern twats, and hence why we didn’t want it in the first place you cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

News this week that the Northern Powerhouse Trust has been set up – and guess who’ll be running it? George fucking Osborne.

A shit idea thought up by a shit politician and now to be run by said shit politician.

George Osborne and the Northern Powerhouse : two cunts for the price of one!

Nominated by: Dioclese

“Refugees welcome” marchers

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How about a massive cunting for those wankers on the “Refugees welcome” march in London on Saturday?

Ask yourselves this question, you cunts : “Who is going to pay for them?”

Not you, you bunch of cunts, as none of you pay tax I wager. Fucking grow up and take a look at the facts: we don’t want them, the infrastructure is not there to support them especially schools and the NHS and where are they going to go ?

Once you bunch of Tarquins start to pay your own way you will change your minds. At the moment you can afford to be radical ‘cos it ain’t costing you a penny.

Also the fact that the rentagob Vanessa Redcunt was involved is enough reason for a cunting in itself.

Nominated by: Johnson

MOAS

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MOAS need a cunting. They are a supposed charity going round the Mediteranean picking up migrants. They are basically a ferry service for wogs wanting to get into Europe and there after find their way to Calais.

They are very well funded, we are talking about large ships here not a few small boats. Where is the money coming from? Its all a bit vague, they simply say it is crowd funded but my bet our old fiend Mr Soros is behind it.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Who is supporting them? They sail out and “rescue” a bunch of migrants 7 miles off the coast of Libya take them to Italy and then as far as their concerned It’s job done. Then they sail out and pick up some more of the cunts.

Nominated by: Mahatma Koat

Gregg Wallace [2]

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I would like to nominate “Ingredients Expert” Gregg Wallace for another richly deserved cunting.

This Penfold looking cunt is now onto wife #4 20-odd years his junior and an absolute stunner she is too!

For a “do nothing” cunt he’s a jammy fucking cunt! Just goes to show that money can bridge all kinds of age gaps.

P.S. That’s money we’ve provided via the BBC. The cunt!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!