A nomination for predictable and boring comedian Phil Wang.
This is what passes for comedy now.
Watching him made me miss Sean Lock even more. His act is just based on him being part Chinese.
He’d save us a lot of time if he released a record that went,
‘I’m part Chinese/ I’m part-Chinese/ i’ve got Chinese heritage/ I’m part Chinese.’
As bad as Sarah Millican and her ‘fat girl who likes cake’ shite.
Strange how comedy started to die after George Carlin died.
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
How’s about Ryan Tedder. Me neither but he has had a whinge reported by the BBC, of course.
”Ryan Tedder: Classic songs are strangling new music”
Apparently a lot, if not the majority of people are choosing to buy/download/whatever classic pop performers from the past. 66.4% it seems.
I wonder why that is? Perhaps someone out there might have some thoughts on this tricky conundrum.
Self serving bullshit in the link.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
(Schofield, about to stab his wife in the back – Day Admin)
Handbags at the ready girls for an Oooooh-get-the-madam-,duckie cunting for make-up entombed nearly 60 year old “new boy” of the LGBTQXYZ “celebrity” world.
The mincing presenter of daytime (and evening) ITV shows has been given an award at the LGBTetcetc Awards for “bravely coming out” on live ladies TV last year.:
What the fuck!. It must have been obvious years ago when he was a children’s TV presenter that he was an uphill gardener, and the fact that he has spent years doing wimminz things on TV every morning, as one of the girls, was also a very big clue.
However, apparently his adoring fans were shocked and surprised when he made the revelation on tarts telly last year, which tells you something about the dumb twats who park their arses in front of the TV in the mornings. What does the award look like, I wonder, a limp wrist crafted in gold?
Anyway, the audience at the event clapped and cried, and Phil (will he change his name to Phylis?) just cried. I imagine his wife of many years just cringed. Oh the emotion, duckie.
Nominated by: W.C.Boggs
Well Quora is a bit of a cunt,,
Why? Well initially it was a place of interest and information, and then it became a blitz of fuckwit questions. Afghanistan seems to be the latest topic amongst other things.
Some of the reply’s to certain topics are well worthy of this platform and worth a read.
Yet I am lacking, very lacking by Quora standards. I seem to find myself moderated,
Now the reason behind this is I have truthfully answered two questions. first was “How do I know if it is God talking to me” and I suggested that the questioner might like to share that one with their shrink.
Yep got in trouble for that, although I thought it would be the most appropriate path.
Now I seem to be in the shit again, I am again appealing this one someone said that Afghans were a nation of camel shaggers. I corrected them by saying that they were actually a nation of Goat shaggers!
I backed this up with the following proof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_LIdFIuNo&t=2s
So I have corrected a bit of libel with documented proof and the admin have the arse!
Obviously in my appeal I have pointed out that documented proof lays in the public domain so I am correct, ditto I also stated the mental health act and my suggestion that the person hearing voices from God should discuss this with a medical professional, but this was discounted.
Quora is a bit PC if you ask me.
Nominated by: bigus Dickus
Price deserves yet another cunting, it seems the brain dead spunk trumpet isn’t grasping all the negativity that surrounds her, she doesn’t realise why people can’t stand her,.
Katie, the media whore is oblivious as to why 95 percent of the population are sick to the back teeth of her and the fact she will do, say, fuck anything to get a bit of publicity
I think if it wasn’t for Me gain and Harry Herbert she would be the most unpopular brit.
She says all the bad feeling makes her feel like she’s drowning, the laugh of that is with her comedy tits, she couldn’t drown if she wanted to, unless it was gargling jizz,
this really is council estate vermin at its worst, an alleged pikey that won the lottery and as she looks more and more plastic she gets ever more desperate for the headlines.
Katie if you do drown your Y shaped coffin isn’t far from ready now, just the bubblegum pink vinyl wrap left to do and the rose gold plated handles so the jcb can lift the plastic
Nominated by: Fuglyucker