Having a Dump

(Enjoy your breakfast while reading this nom! – Day Admin)

My arse is a cunt.

Now now. Don’t go thinking I take it up there. That has nothing to do with this nom.

I’m 51 years old but try and keep a bit healthy, in the between the smoking and the drinking.

That said, I don’t understand why the consistency of my shits are so different now to what they were as a 20 and 30 year old.

I try to stop myself farting, just in case it’s liquid, and I need to run to the fuckin’ loo (or, as Lord Fiddler would say) one of his six loos.

Fuck this shit, literally (I hope not! – Day Admin).

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Entropy


I’ve come to the conclusion that entropy is a right cunt.

Egghead types indicate that it’s all about the degree of disorder or randomness in a system; something to do with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Gradual but inevitable decline into disorder is the order of the day, and apparently, will result in the ‘heat death’ of the universe in about a zillion years.
Okay you’re thinking, this is all a bit esoteric to swallow with my cuppa and biscuit; what’s he on about? Well guys and gals, entropy affects us all, and grinds us down slowly but remorselessly.

Earlier I went to get an egg out of the fridge but dropped the fucker, which promptly splattered all over my foot and the floor. Things move from order to disorder; try putting that egg back together. You can’t, you just have to invest time and effort in cleaning the mess up.
Tidy up the living room and vacuum it. A couple of days later, and it’ll be untidy and dusty again. Same with the car. Tiles slide down the roof. Fences rot and fall over. Cracks and potholes appear on your driveway. Window panes crack.

Entropy batters us all constantly. The only way to restore order (temporarily) is put work in. Fix the fence, repair the path, clean the house, fix the tile back in place… It costs you in time and effort, and often cash as well. But no matter how hard you try, entropy always wins in the end.
That’s life, you might say, but I’m fucking sick of it. At my time of life, I want to put my feet up, have a drink, read a book, watch a film. I want to go down the Villa, and fool about with the wife while I still can. I emphatically do NOT want to spend what time is left to me painting, or unblocking a pipe, or washing the loo. As my daughter puts it, ‘life’s too short to stuff a mushroom’.

I hereby declare the Second Law of Thermodynamics to be a complete cunt. All in favour say ‘aye’.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Roland Huntford – Last Cunt on Earth

Roland Huntford and the character assassination of Robert Falcon Scott.

Roland Huntford is a biographer and student of polar exploration famous for his character assassination of Robert Falcon Scott in “The Last Place on Earth”.

Yes, Scott failed in his primary ambition of getting to the South Pole first. Yes, he made a number of errors such as relying on pony transportation and hauling sledges by foot in Antarctica rather than Amundsen’s smarter decision to use dogs. Amundsen was more efficient than Scott. Nevertheless, Scott had many attractive qualities. His death was tragic and heroic and it caught the public imagination. Rightly or wrongly, Scott is better remembered for having failed than the efficient and rather dull and inhuman Amundsen who succeeded. Scott’s expedition also undertook important scientific work which Amundsen did not do on his all out dash for the South Pole.

It is legitimate to say that Scott failed and to criticise the British obsession with honourable losers (which I think is a humane quality in the British character). I get Huntford’s point that really the best man won because Amundsen was more professional than the amateurish Scott. But Huntford’s approach to Scott is sneering and downright nasty.

Huntford tarnishes his book by the fanatical, personal hatred he displays towards Scott. Anyone would think that Scott had personally microwaved Huntford’s pet hamster. Huntford calls Scott “muddle headed”, a “bungler” and a naval officer who was the epitome of “regimented mediocrity”. Even positive aspects of Scott’s are seen as proof of his flaws: marrying an interesting woman, for instance, is interpreted as a sign that Scott was a hen-pecked loser.

Huntford denigrated Scott in all sorts of ways. He was not only an autocratic leader but incompetent and depressive. His alleged bullying manner and rigid segregation of officers and men brought some members of the Terra Nova expedition close to mutiny. He falsified his diary of the earlier Discovery expedition. He was jealous of Shackleton and took every opportunity to disparage him. He forced Oates to walk out to his death. His wife was an adulteress and bisexual. None of these criticisms are proven.

Huntford also decided to overlook the importance which Scott attached to scientific research on his expeditions, commenting quite unfairly that the rocks and fossils which Wilson and Bowers were collecting in the final weeks were ‘a pathetic little gesture to salvage something from defeat at the Pole’.

Huntford misses the point. Scott is so empathetic because he was human, and he wore his frailties on his sleeve. Nevertheless, he was heroic and his very human flaws make him more so. As one reviewer said “Huntford appears to worship a particular narrow view of masculinity and ‘proper’ male behaviour……. whereas those who reveal themselves to be too insecure, melancholic or sentimental are reviled”.

The Geographic Journal noted that Huntford’s book is “in keeping with the modern trend of debunking everything which previous generations found of value….deliberately blind to any possible failings in Amundsen” and “the full force of his vitriolic pen falls upon Scott as though he were pursuing a vendetta.” Ranulph Fiennes also noted that Huntford has no experience in the South Pole and displayed a serious misunderstanding of Scott and his objectives and that his book was “immensely inaccurate”. Fiennes also accused Huntford of lying about his background and education.

Huntford is a cunt for the vitriol in his attack on Scott. It all part of the trend of denigrating British heroes from Nelson to Churchill. When will it end?

An iceberg of cuntishness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_Huntford

Nominated by: MMCM

Known Terrorist Shot Dead in NZ

Well well well, here we are again some peaceful cunt stabs six shoppers in NZ.

Good action by the coppers there by slotting the deluded fucker. I do applaud that they shot the cunt dead, so what drives these wankers to do this on an irrational basis? (No doubt a police enquiry will be called and the cops subsequently blamed for killing the cunt – Day Admin)

It’s about time the horse faced horror of a prime minister cracked down on these carpet kissing cunts hard.

Why can’t we as just rub these jihadi cunts a la Dodi & Diana?

News Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

(I wonder if plod turned up in one of those colourful Police/Pride cars? Day Admin)

——————————————————————————————————————

And this from Dark key cunt

Islamic extremism

News Link

Go onto this link and do Ctrl F (control F) and type Islamic. No mention of the word.

Apparently it was ‘ISIS Ideology’.

The word ‘Muslim’ is mentioned towards the end of the article. I have no issues with Muslims in general. But the nutter was clearly a RoPer so fucking say it.

I got a text earlier today from a Muslim friend of mine about far right extremism and how no-one mentioned it (on another issue). He’s been doing this for about ten or fifteen years and ten years ago, maybe he was right. But not now.

Now, we can’t mention Islamic extremism because it might upset some of our vibrant brethren.

Fuck this shit.

It aint all of ’em. I have Muslim colleagues who are excellent Britons. Believe me, they exist.

(Moggie, leave it! ;-))

But the NZ attack needs to be called for out for what it is. And for those of you who think ‘Sri Lanka?’ , think again. Even the Portuguese got there. Dirty dago cunts.

(His name has finally been released – Ahamed Aathil Mohamed Samsudeen

News Link – Day Admin)

HMG Tells Plastic to Fork Off

(Apparently at their last demo in London, plastic-hating XR left 120 tons of rubbish (including plastics) behind! – Day Admin)

HMG banning picnic cutlery is a cunt

The fucking country is bankrupt due to a fucking flu bug, unemployment is at its worst since 2015 with another million to be added when furlough ends next month, the NHS has collapsed, foreign policy is in the shitter and we are importing terrorists by the fucking thousand. What does our piss poor ‘Government’ make a priority? Banning fucking plastic spoons!

News Link

The uselessness of the cunts in Whitehall and Westminster is beyond parody. Central Government is now little better than a glorified a local authority.

Fuck off Environment Secretary George ‘Useless’ Eustice, fuck off Clown Cunt, you utter, utter, twats.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea