Women Pretending to be Men

An admittedly ‘Victorian Dad’ style cunting coming up.

I’m not talking so much about the trannies, but women I see in sport or out and about in general.

In sport, why do women’s cricketers polish the ball incessantly to try and get it to ‘swing’. The ‘fastest’ women’s bowlers don’t bowl the ball fast enough for it to swing (curl in mid air, basically).

They do it to look like men.

Next, I watched some tart presenting Arsenal v West Brom on Sky (no, I don’t pay for it – erm watched at a ‘friend’s’). She was taking like Ray fucking Winstone and trying to have masculine ‘bants’ with the confused looking Kevin Campbell. She was going on like they were ‘bezzy’ mates who take the mick out of each down the pub. Wtf was that about?

You get women’s footballers who, when they make a wall to defend a free kick, loop arms and cover their non existent bollocks (but who knows nowadays, I suppose?)

Women in the pub drinking pints, joining the armed forces and fire service to do the manly stuff, belching after downing a pint, getting tattoos and taking about ‘the game last night’

Having loads of sexual partners (Tinder etc) and bragging about it. Fucking disgusting.

These are not tuppence lickers too by the way (not always anyway).

Women are happier when raising a family and cooking and caring for their husbands.

My generation (Gen X) was probably the last that had a female population that was still, to some extent, ‘feminine’.

I feel sorry for the young lads now (the ones not ‘soyed up’). Not much pickings for them.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Joe Biden (10) and Hunter

What do you mean I can’t smell your daughter’s hair?

Bloomberg TV reports that the CEOs of the Big Three high tech companies – Cook from Apple, Nadella from Microsoft and Jassy from Amazon – are to have a meeting at the White House to talk about improving cybersecurity following a “dramatic uptick” in ransomware and online attacks. Guess who they will be talking to? Yes, that well-known IT expert Joe Biden.

I wonder whether he will bring up the contents of the laptop the FBI seized from his son, Hunter, in 2019 and its alleged contents about corruption claims against Biden pere et fils about their dealings in Ukraine.

Hunter gave an amazing Goebbels “if you tell a lie, tell a big lie” interview to CBS News in which he said he had “no idea whether or not” the laptop belonged to him but acknowledged it was “certainly” a possibility. However, he raised other theories.

“There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me. It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was Russian intelligence. It could be that it was stolen from me.

It could be it was yours Hunter. Why don´t you tell the truth for the first time in your life you sleazeball.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

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Additional by – AI

“The free-world surrenders to ISIS”, should be the headline in the newspapers.

Is this the most dangerous US President in history? This knee-taking, senile old fool has just handed the initiative to the very people that would like to kill us.

On Biden’s orders, the US troops were pulled out of Afghanistan and the friendly civilians were left behind, to the mercy of the Taliban. He didn’t even let the allied forces know, apparently, Boris Johnson had to text him to ask wtf was going on!

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the hasty retreat meant that the US left billions of dollars in weapons, equipment, and machinery behind, including more than 100 top-of-the-range military helicopters, armed with missiles.

The Taliban are now in full control of Afghanistan, and with a wide-open border for illegal immigration into the US (via the southern border in Texas) and the UK (via the English channel), along with thousands of ISIS/Taliban mixed in with the refugees that are being granted asylum, the world just became a much more dangerous place.

How long will it be before we see more attacks like the bombing on the Manchester Arena? It’s a matter of when not if.

Arts Council of Wales

A novelty cunting for the Arts Council of Wales which has disappeared up it’s own woke arsehole

”The Arts Council of Wales is “systemically racist”, according to a report it commissioned itself, which says Welsh language requirements exclude minorities. ”

There you have it. The Welsh language excludes minorities.

The fact that Welsh speakers are a minority in Wales seems to have passed it by. And the fact that the Welsh are and always will be white seems to have eluded the fuckers as well.

Ok we have 3rd and 4th generation coloured people in Cardiff and Newport but they can learn Welsh at school. And never use it again. Fuck all racist about it.

Why the fuck would a Chinese chip shop owner in Cwmscwt want to learn Welsh? To baffle the customers?

In other news isiZulu teaching is racist as it excludes the S African minority white population. Gaelic speakers are being racist towards Albanian minorities in Dublin.
And the Arts Council of Wales is a publicly funded fucking joke.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Channel 4 (4)

The other day as part of the Channel 4 link between programmes they shaded a 15 percent area of the screen in honour of the 15 percent of people in the world who live with a disability.

Now if that doesn’t enable them all to throw away their crutches, wheelchairs and bevy of well paid ‘professional carers’ I don’t know what will. Silly cunts.

As my own personal tribute I went on Betfair and placed a 50p ‘lucky 15’, the four horses subsequently going on to run as if they all had something very wrong with them.

And while I’m sticking it to C4, what about that big tin fella that makes a nuisance of himself wherever he shows up, most noticeably when casually depositing 20 or so illegals atop the white cliffs of dear old blighty?

P.s. I watch very little on C4 but I do have a thing for ray’s wife in everybody loves Raymond.

Nominated by: Keith Hall

And then there’s this from DCI Gene Cunt

Channel 4 Black To Front.

Black to Front

A quick nomination for the above stroke-inducing shitfest on Friday 10th September, please. The simpering cunts say:

“To amplify the conversations around representation and diversity in the industry, 2021 will see Channel 4 disrupt its regular schedule to broadcast 24 hours of television showcasing Black talent on and off screen”.

Fuck me, don’t these right-on, sycophantic arseholes watch television, films, or listen to the fucking radio??? I sometimes wonder if I’ve tuned into the fucking Nigerian channels with the amount of ethnics on there.

‘Under-represented’???? I’ve started looking for token whites.

My fucking arse.

And supported by Dark key cunt

I second this. I am the Dark Key Cunt (and I’m all you’ve got now that B&WC is in jail (the only explanation).

I’ve made the mistake of calling myself a coconut at work (Fuck it. I don”t care. (These people in Leicester are confused by an Indian who is a True Cockney).

I am British. I am English. I am Indian. I am Brown. Proud of all it. I’m a fackin’ true cockney as well. Born wivvin the sound of the Bow Bells.

I’m also a cunt. I am most proud of that.

And also, to DCI, I doff my hat, sir.

Spencer Elden – Oh well, nevermind

No, we’re not uploading the original pic.

You have all seen Spencer Elden before. He was the baby in the swimming pool from Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover, swimming after a dollar bill.

Mr Elden, who is now 30, says he has been so traumatised by this that he is suing Nirvana for damages totalling some $2,250,000 He claims that the image amounts to child pornography and that his parents never signed a formal release for the photo to be used. As a consequence, he says his “true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day”.

Elden claims he “has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages” as a result of the album cover, including “extreme and permanent emotional distress” and “interference with his normal development and educational progress”.

The legal papers filed in California state that “The images exposed Spencer’s intimate body part and lasciviously displayed Spencer’s genitals from the time he was an infant to the present day.” His lawyer says that because of the inclusion of the dollar bill, which was superimposed after the photograph was taken, the minor seems “like a sex worker”.

How this claim makes any sense is beyond me. No one that sees Me Elden today would know that he was the baby and that it was his tickle-tackle on display. But I suppose the fact that his torso is covered with “Nevermind” tattoos could give it away.

Anyone else would be happy to say “I was the baby on the Nevermind album cover”. Mr Elden was happy to recreate the pose on other occasions. The image is obviously not pornographic.

Just another greedy cunt with dollar signs on his eyes.

Never mind the cunt.

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Nominated by – MMCM