M&S Pronoun Badges

M&S have started giving out pronoun badges to their staff a part of a diversity (yawn) and inclusion drive. Staff can use He/Him/His, She/Her/Hers or They/Them/Their on the badges. So what no ‘Two Spirit Unicorns? Fascists.

Apparently this bollocks will “help start some very necessary conversations around gender identity and non-binary experiences”. Except it won’t., there is no debate or dialogue or any conversations. You either conform to this rigid unflinching gender orthodoxy or face the Twitter cancel lynch mob.

I don’t need to know some wankers pronouns to buy some overpriced sandwiches.

This isn’t just a cunt, this is an M&S cunt.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Modern football (3)

Modern football is a load of cunt.

Of course, we already know this. But isn’t what is happening at Wrexham as ridiculous and as as much of a circus as it gets? Hollywood luvvie types, Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney are now owners of Wrexham FC.

First of all, why? And secondly, where will Wrexham be when the novelty wears off for both them and for Reynolds and errr Thingy? Reynolds gushed in true Hollywood OTT style ‘I am never sleeping again! Ever! Ever! Ever!’ after a 2-2 draw at Maidenhead (for fuck’s sake). The actors were accompanied to the match by a crew filming their every move. I bet they fucking were. It wouldn’t be done to just be like normal fans. would it? And of course, some (but not all) Wrexham fans lapped it up and licked their celeb arses. One such cunt (some pub landlord) was all over Reynolds like a rash and drooling to BBC News. Pathetic.

I am naturally wary of all Hollywood celebrity Septics who claim to love ‘soccer’, but this is taking the piss. The national game as a plaything for dodgy Ivan oligarchs, Florida carpetbaggers like the Glazers, and gulf state fascists is bad enough. But now the Hollywood cunts have got a sniff of it and things can only get worse.

Can anybody else see this lasting? Can anybody see Reynolds and err the other one in the piss rain at a January FA Cup tie in a couple of years time? No, me neither. What a shameless stunt and what a pair of smug cunts.

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Nominated by: Norman

Children (always) in Need (3)

I cannot fucking stand it. The big build up to the BBC annual shitfest that is Children in Need.

It’s bad enough that we have to tolerate the substandard rubbish that will be masquerading as entertainment on the night itself. At least we can turn that off, but the big build up…..jeez it goes on and on and on. Rammed down our throats.

Our kids are brainwashed in school and forced to take part in this crap. The chuggers are out in the streets rattling their big red buckets. You can’t get into work without being accosted on the doorstep. This year the cunts are even knocking on doors.

One chugger cunt even called me a “tight fisted shit” when I told him I wasn’t interested in donating.

It’s all part of the Christmas build up when charities go into overdrive to part us from our hard earned dosh. Their message is simple. It’s the season of good will when we should think of our fellow man, so give us your money.

Well my fellow man doesn’t give a shit about me, so as far as I’m concerned he can fuck right off and preferably take fucking Pudsey with him.

Christ how I hate that bloody bear…

Nominated by Dioclese

Gary Lineker (17) – Landlord of the Refugee

Is it possible that this cunt could be any more of a cunt than everybody knows he already is?

Well, yes actually! The alleged Tax-dodger has been bragging about how he’s going to take yet another poor refugee into his mansion.

You remember the first one don’t you? The one who left a letter for St Gary thanking him for his saintliness written in perfect English with the kind of handwriting which you only find in English public schools. Not that i’m suggesting that some posh cunt at the BBC wrote it. Oh no, not me.

Anyway Gary doesn’t understand why us Nazis don’t like the poor refugees who have “been bombed and risking their lives crossing the Channel in dinghies.” Sorry, who the fuck is bombing them in France Gary? I bet it’s that cunt Macron innit? Tell us all about it Gary…..I can’t wait to hear your grasp on geo politics you fucking genius.

What a fucking wanker.

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

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Pupuchinos


Fucks Sake..why should Britain tremble when we’ve got Cunts prepared to give their dog anything so utterly fucking ridiculous..whipped fucking cream for a fucking dog indeed.

The stupid plastic-looking tart should stop whinging about her mental health and shove her Starbucks coffee,pupachino and dog biscuit up her arse.

The poor dog probably died of fucking shame and I don’t blame it… the thought of a lifetime spent in the company of that vacuous tart was obviously more than it could stand.

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Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler