Dead Pool (234)

Congratulaions to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of US comedy legend Betty White.White was 99 and died 17 days shy of her 100th birthday.A film about her 100th is still set to be released still.Awkward.

On to Dead Pool 234

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think you will be next to conk out.Names are first come first serve .You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken

5)Please check your names havent already been taken.We cant be arsed to check.

49 thoughts on “Dead Pool (234)

  1. Glynis Johns
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Barry Cryer
    Julie Andrews

  2. Steve Wright in the Afternoon
    Billy fucking Bragg
    Geoff Boycott
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Henry Blofeld

  3. Frank ‘you know what I mean ‘Arry’ Bruno
    Prince ‘Anyone fancy Pizza Hut’ Andrew
    Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    Adam ‘I can’t act worth a shot’ Woodyatt
    Trevor ‘Moody, miserable Cunt’ McDonald

  4. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Pope Francis
    Anthony Fauci
    Michael Osterholm

    Cuntgrats King Cunt

  5. Tom baker
    Bill Turnbull
    Tim Curry
    Jim Dale
    Michael Parkinson

  6. Did anybody have Lady Farnham, the Queen’s ‘Lady of Bedchamber’ in the Pool?

    Does anybody know what a ‘Lady of Bedchamber’ actually does? Does she empty the royal pisspot or something?

    • Not sure, but I know the person who wiped Phillips arse and emptied his piss bag was made redundant.

    • Good shout for strawbridge, perfect candidate for covid if his crazy ass wife doesn’t top him first.
      My noms:
      Michael mcintyre
      Ant and Dec
      John Bishop
      Prince Naseem
      The annoying cunt on gogglebox. Holmes

  7. I missed Desmond Tutu and Sidney Poitier.
    Both have been in my Dead pool on and off.

    Buzz Aldrin
    Takeshi6ix9ine – (google him at your peril. I accept no responsibility for any Incredible Hulk style rage induced by looking at pictures of him or reading about him)
    Warren Buffet

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