Health and Safety

 

“A health and safety investigation has been launched into the death of a man who was killed by a tiger after he entered its enclosure.

Yorkshire Wildlife Park was closed over the weekend following reports of a man climbing down into the enclosure from a walkway on Saturday afternoon.”

“”I can confirm that, in line with our statutory duties, the council has launched a health and safety investigation,” a City of Doncaster Council spokesperson said.”

Splendid idea,that should get to the bottom of why an apex predator was able to kill a lunatic.

Dan Swaine, the local authority’s executive director of place, said the council was “deeply saddened” by the incident and sent its “deepest sympathies” to the man’s family and those who were at the scene.

“We are also working with multiple agencies, including the police and health agencies, and are supporting the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in response to the incident,” he said.

Red Tape wins again.

Perhaps the Home Office could house foreigners in the “big cat” enclosure once the appropriate paperwork is in place.

The stupid cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

12 thoughts on “Health and Safety”

  1. The silly cunt thought he was in an AI situation and decided to play Doctor Doolittle and the lion made up his mind to do a little more by eating him.

    • I CAN’T WAIT to watch the confused terror and dismay on the faces of Libtard women as they are dragged out from their homes to be gang raped, stoned and pillar boxed, all the while whining “But, but we stood up for you! We voted for you!”.

  2. As a kid I’d feel I’d got a full day at the zoo if it included a tiger mauling.

    better than the reptile house where everything is in a comatose state.

    I’d probably have clapped

  3. No wonder the country’s fucked.
    Instead of accepting what’s obvious this is going to cost a fortune in local authority, police, and health workers’ time just so that they can cover each others’ backs and lay the blame anywhere except where it belongs.

    Meanwhile essential services are deteriorating faster than illegal chancers can bleed us dry.

    It’s a shame but the bloke wasn’t right in the head and that’s it.

  4. “Sales of clipboards and hi vis jackets soared in the immediate aftermath of the attack”

    The British Association of Bespoke Clipboard Cunts.

  5. No fucking about years ago.

    ” a new sawdust lined touchline, separating the corpses from the players……..”

    Thirty three dead.

    No one talks about it now.

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