People who stick things up their arse for sexual gratification are prize cunts.

Sun News Link

But what really makes them cunts is what trey expect us to believe what ‘actually’ happened. As a wise man once said

“if you’re going to make an arse of yourself, don’t make up a long complicated story afterwards and expect people to believe it. You know it makes sense”

This is probably the same cunt who got a broken nose by walking into a door. Yeah right. ‘course you did.

Anyhow, it made I larf…

Nominated by: Dioclese

I’d like to nominate mice….and my cat George.

George is a great mouser and i see him most days pulling one to bits on the lawn. He does love to eat fresh.

Well, the little fucker has brought one into the house and let the bastard thing loose in the kitchen.

For three weeks now I’ve been trying to catch this thing. It built a nest behind the dish washer out of chewed up rubber gloves, bin bags and dish cloths from the cupboard under the sink.

I cleared that up and set some traps but he mostly ignored these as he had a massive pile of cat biscuits stored under another cupboard.

I’ve pulled out the dishwasher, washing machine, taken all the kick boards off all the cupboards and the little bastard went up into the range cooker.

After jacking that up the little cunt is now up behind the built in under-counter freezer whilst the cat is asleep in a chair in the kitchen. He has even eaten food off the traps.

Last resort is all cat food is removed as soon as he stops eating and I have put down a human trap with food in it, like peanut butter and cat biscuits so I can trap him as he can avoid getting caught in the sping traps.

Once caught he will be let loose in the garden….in very close proximity to the cat.

Nominated by: Little Lord Fontlacunt

This excuse for a journalist is seriously in favour of lowering the voting age to children as young as 6! Yes you read that correctly. The article is inspired by some political theorist called John Wall.

Runciman says “Climate politics would probably rise more rapidly up the political agenda” if children were enfranchised. I’m sure it would, because their little heads are rammed with this shit and they don’t have the nous to counter argue. Children believe anything you tell them. Don’t most 6 year olds believe in Santa Claus?

Runciman also says because children can’t vote and most voters are old that it leads to policies that ensure “Pensions will get protected while student debt goes unaddressed. The interests of mortgage payers will be prioritised over the interests of renters.” He caps off his article with slagging off the EU referendum result, noting that 70% of the under-30s voted to remain and it made no difference.

This guy seems to have managed to expose most of the lefty agendas all in one article, from the love of the EU, hatred of the aging, centre right-leaning population, to climate change. I’d give him a pat on the back if it wasn’t for the fact that I think he’s a sinister cunt. By which I mean it is sinister to believe children as young as 6 are somehow old enough to be responsible and can deal with manifestos and complex political argument. If he thinks they can do that then why not 6 year old jurors? Idiot. No, no, no. Adults look after children. Children need protection and education, not a fucking election.

I hope this twat get his wish and watches a future government face a lobby group of 6 year olds demanding ‘free toys’ and a big chunk of his pension gets diverted to pay for it.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Cuntologist

(Keith Andrew Crute, found guilty of racially aggravated assault – Day Admin)

When is someone guilty of racial assault or abuse, if someone, for example a white person calls a Black person N…. Or B….. cunt. Another example would be calling a P*ki a P*ki cunt.

It seems fairly straightforward that race and colour are involved however does it still count if a back person says to another black person ‘you fucking N….’ Or a P*ki calls another P*ki, ‘you stinking P*ki cunt’

Well here is an example of white on white, nationality on nationality racial aggregated assault.

A motorist upset by getting a parking ticket gives the traffic warden so verbals including calling her a stupid Welsh mare. Ok he did spit at her which he denied was deliberate, but White Welsh motorist has been convicted of racial aggregated assault on White Welsh traffic warden.

Hilarious.

Daily Post News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

I had to pick my Mum up from hospital the other night.

Negotiating the roads and roundabouts in the suburbs of SW London was a fucking nightmare due to these illiterate cunts buzzing about on L plates like flies in Islamabad.

Add hobby cyclists and range rovers to the mix, and I became seriously close to doing a Kenneth Noye (In case you don’t know – Day Admin …. Road Rage Killer)

And it’s our own fault.

Allowing ourselves to be sold shit we don’t need. Make your own fucking Big Mac or KFC. It’s easy. No need for this unnecessary corporate bullshit.

Fuck you Deliveroo.

Nominated by: Marcus Maximus Spasticus