There are several newspapers reporting that British Christmas meals have been ruined, due to the discovery yesterday that their fresh birds were rotten.

Yet another good reason not to have turkey for the big meal, buy a couple of large hens, instead.

Strangely enough, the best ad free reporting on this is the New York Post.
Not so strangely, I cannot attach the link.

If anyone is feeling charitable, please help me out. I’ve tried a dozen times, and I’m so very tired.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

Helpful link supplied by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

New York Post Link

Dominic Cummings is a Cunt.

I’ve had some harsh words to say about Dominic in the past and I stand by them but I will say that my respect for him now continues to grow….he really is an Armageddon class of Cunt who can only be admired.

His sticky, vicious pawprints are all over the torpedoing of his former boss, Johnson, and I for one tip my hat to such a grudge-bearing Cunt….most people lack the sheer vindictiveness necessary to be a True Cunt….not our Dom…in a world of petty,run-of-the-mill Cunts, Cummings stands like a true Colossus…an example to us all on the pleasure of taking revenge.

I salute you, Mr. Cummings.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And supported by Dioclese

I’d like to second the Fiddler’s excellent cunting of Dominic Cummings.

You have to admire a man who can stick the knife into Boris over the so called Partygate Affair whilst at the same time conveniently forgetting his own restriction busting cummings and goings ( see what I did there ?!? )

When reflecting on our Dom, the words ‘Castle’ and ‘Barnard’ spring readily to mind.

I could almost forgive Boris for holding a party to celebrate the demise of this weapon’s grade cunt. And not just a cunt – an arrogant, hypocritical weapon’s grade cunt to boot…

Yes this is a bona fide name and belongs to a woman I saw on Bloomberg television the other night. Now Bloomberg is a financial news channel and has remained relatively non-woke compared with CNN and the BBC for example. It has always had lots of women presenters but I´ve no objection to that especially as some, like Emily Chang and Sonali Basak are not only knowledgeable but send a tremble through Mr. Polly´s saggy Y fronts. However, it still has lots of old white fuddy duddies like Larry Summers, David Rubinstein and David Westin giving their opinions on old fashioned subjects like stock tips, inflation outlooks and economic trends.

This old bag, who claims to be descended from Cherokees, was ranting on about “Native” Americans and women and minority groups. She was standing in front of a poster for a film called “Mankiller” which I learned she had directed. Imagine the fuss if a man had made a film called “Woman Killer”.

I would not be surprised if she has as much “native” America blood as Democratic presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren who made a grovelling apology to the Cherokee nation after once registering her race as “America Indian”, no doubt to gain some minority group advantage.

Elizabeth Warren claimed American Indian heritage in 1986 on state bar registration – Vox
Vox News Link

Nominated by: Mr Polly

If you thought cyclists were cunts before, it’s about to get much much worse!

Can you imagine the stupid shit those fuckers are going to do safe in the knowledge that the law will be on their side.

Still it won’t matter much when they are paralysed from the nose down, at least they can lie in their bed thinking the new rules meant I had right of way, so that will teach the Range Rover driver I decided to try the new rules on, at least I can still communicate with my solicitors by blinking my eyes….. Yeah that’ll teach em.

The shame of it all is a can’t climb on my soapbox any more, at least you can download the footage from my go Pro for the police,,,,,, blink, blink, blink, that means WTF do you mean the memory card is damaged where the Range Rover drove oner my head….
Motorist 1

Cyclist nil, no matter what the rules are…. Cunts

Sun News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

I had to read this twice, the Welsh government really are cunts, I wasn’t sure whe Mark Drakeford dragged his heels releasing the last lock down, but at least I could see the reasoning behind it.

However I don’t get fining people going to work and then letting people go to pubs doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, if your going to do it, do it don’t fuck about, half arsed measures don’t work, the last shambles proved that.

Sounds wrong but I quite enjoyed the last lock down it was a forced break that I needed, weather was great, but don’t fancy another lock down.

Mark Drakeford and his minions are all useless cunts if they think this kind of planning is good….

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker