Removing historical figures from UK Banknotes

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is a cunt.

I feel like I’m the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldn’t we have had both national heroes and animals? There’s plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked.

Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…

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Nominated by Angryman.

117 thoughts on “Removing historical figures from UK Banknotes”

  1. Bring back the White Fiver. Only this time it combusts in the hands of darkles. I keep forgetting to mention that I’m not a racist, because I was here first.

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  3. Cash will be gone soon anyway 😩… you’ll have credit allowances on a chip implanted under the skin and it will be controlled by a central government department 🏬…if you reach for an item that your credit doesn’t allow you’ll receive a sharp ⚡ shock to warn you of the violation….3 🫨 in a week will see you sent into a rehabilitation centre with your credit limit suspended until you have refocused yourself…cash vigilantes will be hunted down and pelted to death with old sharpened 50p pieces…cash is king they cry in defiance 🪙🫰

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  4. Let me know ladies if there are replica heads of sasha johnson in your toilets, for putting tips in for the cleaner.

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  5. Theyre considering putting out a £10 note with the image of reformer and Northern icon Andy Burnham.

    That’s scratch an sniff
    pork scratchings..

    ecky thump an dat, la

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      • I’ve been passing the various euro notes over and back for more than 25 years … and I couldn’t tell you for ten grand what the fuck is on any of the things, front or back.

        I recall the 5p coin had a bull, the 10p a salmon. the 20p a horse and the 50p a bird from more halcyon days, though but…

  7. The question is begging to be asked, why does anyone care what’s on banknotes?
    I can’t remember the last time i used one, but it must be the thick end of a decade by this point. Even when they were in wide useage, i couldn’t have told you who was on any of them at gunpoint. The notes were never in my possession for long enough for me to form the weird attatchments that some of of you seem to have done.
    I just don’t get why anyone’s arsed one way or the other by the thought of a badger or hedgehog appearing on a form of currency teetering on the brink of it’s extinction.
    Unless, of course, they try to put a seagull on there. Now those cunts are proper cunts, i couldn’t stand for that bollocks.
    Can you imagine the utter disappointment of pulling a fat wedge of doe-ray-me out of your pocket only to find a beady-eyed shytehawk glaring back at you? Strippers would fling your readies straight back at you & who would blame them?.
    Seagull cunts.

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  9. At least you can trust animals, due to use feeding them. Humans are crafty cunts. How do we knock whether the likeable people have been honest with us.

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  10. You’ve got to feel sorry for British wildlife.
    Constantly used and abused by the BBC for lowest common denominator wildlife program filler, they’ve no recompense whatsoever.
    And now this.
    Depicted on the bank notes of a bankrupt nation along with an Islamist jug eared German inbred.
    Poor bastards.
    And there’s me thinking we were a nation of animal lovers.

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    • How about combining human and animal on the £5 note? Lady Victoria Starmer (or Lady Victoria Beckham) being pleasured by a large hairy German Shepherd Dog?.

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      • And besides. The sight of a German shepherd and the skeletal Mrs Beckham would conjure up images of an SS guard dog sniffing the corpse of a holocaust victim.

      • Very fair points, Field Marshall, but Mrs. Starmer could do with the attention after spending twenty years with the bender.

      • Indeed. And I think she’d appreciate a proper alpha male giving her what for.

      • Sadly this would be the most pleasure Ms. Starmer has had in a long time.

        She looks rather doe eyed and eager to please, absolutely wasted on that kweer cunt.

    • Mind you. It’s still better than some of the idiotic proposals I’ve heard in recent years.
      One being Ghandi.
      Bugger me with a fish fork!
      Who in their right mind would propose putting an image of an anti British Indian fella who not only played a large part in destroying our empire, but also had a huge hand in the creation of Pakistan, on our bank notes?
      Dear oh fucking dear.

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      • Yeah, but he was pure and virtuous, FMC.
        Slept in his bed with loads of fit (well, for ding-dings) young nubile ladies to test his commitment to celibacy.
        And never succumbed to temptation.
        Yeah, fucking right!
        He fucked all of them, both fore and aft whilst simultaneously attempting to scam a British widow living in a bungalow in Hastings, the smelly brown liar.

      • If we had Gandhi then they should be made to have Clive of India on the rupee. Zimbabwe can have Cecil Rhodes on their trillion dollar note too.

      • Britain might have a trillion pound note in short order.

        The portrait of every PM from Bliar onwards on the reverse,queueing for the gallows.

      • You’d probably have to go all the way back to MacMillan and perhaps Attlee if you take into account the Bangladeshi’s and the Windrush generation, UT.
        I think, historically, Maggie would get an exemption on the immigration front.

      • Good point FM.

        It’s a veritable thicket of complete cunts.

        What a heap of slurry.

  11. My own suggestions for new portraits on the banknotes would be former BBC national treasures:

    £5 Rolf Harris – the most famous Australian ever in a hat tip to the rich legacy of the Commonwealth;

    £10 Huw Edwards, -in recognition of the contribtuion mage to culture by the Welsh;

    £20 Sue Perkins – much loved lezza in a comedic role; and

    £50 Sir Jimmy Savile, the most famous post-war Briton. After all, ‘He’s one of our own’.

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    • For the 20, Twenty…could the pic be expanded to Sue Perkins fisting Susan Calman, whose fanny is so hairy that you’re not quite sure what you’re looking at at first, the minge being so dense and overgrown that it looks like 100 years’ worth of thorn growth outside Sleeping Beauty’s castle?

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      • But wouldn’t that upset the other massively popular lezza, Claire Balding? Maybe all three could be at it with the tiny but hilarious Sandi Toksvig acting as chairperson.

      • And maybe doing a sexy tinkle on all of them.
        Wonder if there’s a collective noun for a bunch of lezzers?
        A whinging of lezzers maybe?

  13. I wouldn’t worry to much about what the marxist wokerati cunts want to depict on our banknotes.

    In the not to distant we will be forced to accept the fucking Euro..!

    What a complete FUCKING SHIT SHOW GB IS NOWADAYS..

    Let’s hope a fuck off massive meteor strikes Londonstabistan and wipes the whole system off the face of the earth…💥☠️

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  14. i propose captain Luke Collingwood of the good ship Zong for the £10 note.

    in 1781 while dangerously low on water the quick thinking Captain lightened the load by chucking 130+ African slaves into the sea thereby saving his crew.
    hurrah!!

    An no harm done they collected on the insurance so didn’t go shorthand.

    A true British hero🇬🇧

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  17. I believe Remrats the arse bandit, is away with that thick fat nlgger who worked under him, is now up the nlgger’s arse permanently.

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  18. I see that Andy Burnham has done the now traditional pilgrimage for UK Prime Ministers and kissed the arse in ‘solidarity’ of Ukrainian Primark tramp Zelenskyy.

    Wankers.

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    • Starmer was only there a fortnight ago.
      What is it about the Eastern European gangster that attracts them?
      Actually, we kind of know the answer with Starmer.
      All those strapping soldiers.
      Ooh!

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  19. The only thing I’m expecting to see on banknotes in the not too distant future are the words

    “Not Legal Tender”.

    It’s practically Monopoly money now, as it is.

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    • Those Krugerrands you have been sitting on since the 70’s might now come in useful in the near future, JP.

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      • Shhhh, LL. 🤫

        Don’t mention the Krugerrands, Mis will want some, and definitely don’t mention the diamonds.

  20. I see the wildfires and predictions of armageddon have become yesterday’s news for the media after the earthquakes in Japan.
    You could sense the deflation when the French announced that they had stabilised the fires overnight.
    Thank god for another disaster, eh journo’s?
    You can now spend the rest of the week playing the numbers game.
    Dozens dead. Thousands. Etc, etc.
    I’m not sure that climate change, Donald Trump or Brexit can be blamed for earthquakes, but I’m sure they’ll think of something.

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  21. I think that it would be a good idea to have people on notes that actually represent the currency.

    You could change the value of the currency to suit.

    Alan Carr on the new 9 bob note.

    Diane Abbott on the new thirteendesix pound note……..

    Good evening.

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  23. Like that confederate money after the US civil war.

    i prefered it when money was more robust.
    bigger.

    10ps like manhole covers,
    a pound note was like a geographical map,
    youd have to fold it 10 times to get it down to where you could fit it in a pocket.
    50ps were huge
    like wheels off a lorry.

    you felt richer for the weight.

    if you threwduring the troubles in kenya theyd fire 2pence pieces from a cannon killing the enraged Mau Mau and leopard men.

    Thats why 2ps are still called n*ggerknockers.

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    • That’d be a good way to liven up an unenthusiastic, lethargic lap dancer: hurl 2p pieces at her to encourage a more spritely performance.
      Imagine how much fun you could have for a quid?
      Or maybe a small, portable cattle prod would get her jiving like Michael Jackson after a couple of lines of Columbia’s finest?

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      • or for homeless people begging for change, give it them via catapult.
        Those hunting catapults and a bag of 2p’s.

        your technically doing something for those less fortubate but having fun as you chip their teeth an split their foreheads wide open.😃

  24. i would like to see the noble Atlantic Salmon on the notes.
    If you’ve ever seen them jumping up 12 ft falls in a river that’s a raging torrent just so that they can have a shag you’ve got to admire them.
    All the other suggestions can just fuck off.

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