is a cunt.
I feel like I’m the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldn’t we have had both national heroes and animals? There’s plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked.
Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…
Nominated by Angryman.
Heroes from ethnic backgrounds.
What like diane Abbott for her sterling work in mathematics..
Dave lammy for his world record in faeces flinging..
The way this country is going we will need larger denominations soon enough.
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Heroes from ethnic backgrounds..
like who?
sabu?
cheeta?
shaka zulu?
fuck that
And im sick of seeing some Saxe coburg jerry gurning at me from my hard earned.
heres my suggestion
£5- Bomber Harris/ fox on back of note
£10- Johnny Rotten/ otter
£20- Fred Dibnah//red deer
£50- Viv Stanshall/ pine Martin
or even a little game?
word search or a picture that changes from a different angle.
But definitely no fuzzywuzzys
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Denmark’s bank notes have bridges on one side and important archeological finds on the other.
Pretty neutral and unlikely to offend the perpetually offended.
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There’s only one person who should be erased from our banknotes and that’s the mudslime-loving cunt on the other side.
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ps
As for coinage made 1 in every 1000 pound coins solid gold.
It’d boost the economy
make people want a quid.
maybe make 1 in every 200 from chocolate for the diabetic or hungry.
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The £50 note should have perforations,
so if its all you’ve got in your pocket and purchasing something small,
tear a bit off, tenners worth
you’ve got 40 quid still.
rather than half hundred weight of fuckin coppers some till monkey gives you in change.
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If a £20 note has a ‘famous’ nıgģer on it, does it steal itself?
Morning MNC/all.
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It’d be commonly known as a ‘curlywurly’.
morning Thomas 👍
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The new coins include bees, puffins, salmon, squirrels & doormice, along with oak leaves & the four national flowers, just to keep the king happy.
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they could of put a image of Camillas wrinkled puckered old fanny on it,
then he’d be grinning from ear to ear.
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Four national flowers?
Mandelson
Streeting
Blair
Bryant
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I have a sweetie jar I throw all my shrapnel in.
when it’s full I cash it in at the Petshop who are happy to have change.
The other week I took it and the bloke behind the counter said
” there’s loads of american coins in here”
and he was right!
some rotter had palmed me off with yank coins.
I cashed in the respectable British coinage and said to him to keep watching.
i crossed the road
and outside the newsagents scattered the daft yank coins all over the pavement.
Fuckin peasants bending down all morning to pick it up.
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With her raggedy ringpiece on the other side.
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Let’s not forget our history is something to be ashamed of.
Our wise king said we can learn a great deal from Islam.
Fuck off.
It’s part and parcel of the regime to make our history disappear from day to day life and also to appease our enemies.
Cunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Portraits of Eddie Cantor, Dai Francis, Al Jolson and Spike Milligan, would make a splendid collection of important people for the banknotes. Something to cheer the nation in these dark times.
Good morning. everyone.
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They could at least put some of the famous poofters on the nine bob notes, suchlike Alan Turing, Oscar Wilde, Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci.
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Why doesn’t King Andy arrange for some naked Labour lovelies to appear on the notes. The mini-titties of Yvette Cooper and gymslip of the £5, the firm young breasts, and nipples like acorns of Lisa Nandy on the tens, the massive buttocks of Emily Thunderthighs Thornberry on the twenties, and for the fifties the open legs and drooping tits of Angela Rayner. Before long the public would demand the return of Sir Winston.
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