is a cunt.
I feel like I’m the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldn’t we have had both national heroes and animals? There’s plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked.
Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…
Nominated by Angryman.
Heroes from ethnic backgrounds.
What like diane Abbott for her sterling work in mathematics..
Dave lammy for his world record in faeces flinging..
The way this country is going we will need larger denominations soon enough.
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Heroes from ethnic backgrounds..
like who?
sabu?
cheeta?
shaka zulu?
fuck that
And im sick of seeing some Saxe coburg jerry gurning at me from my hard earned.
heres my suggestion
£5- Bomber Harris/ fox on back of note
£10- Johnny Rotten/ otter
£20- Fred Dibnah//red deer
£50- Viv Stanshall/ pine Martin
or even a little game?
word search or a picture that changes from a different angle.
But definitely no fuzzywuzzys
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Guy Gibson and his dog Ni**er.
Human and animal heroes on the one note.
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Denmark’s bank notes have bridges on one side and important archeological finds on the other.
Pretty neutral and unlikely to offend the perpetually offended.
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There’s only one person who should be erased from our banknotes and that’s the mudslime-loving cunt on the other side.
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ps
As for coinage made 1 in every 1000 pound coins solid gold.
It’d boost the economy
make people want a quid.
maybe make 1 in every 200 from chocolate for the diabetic or hungry.
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The £50 note should have perforations,
so if its all you’ve got in your pocket and purchasing something small,
tear a bit off, tenners worth
you’ve got 40 quid still.
rather than half hundred weight of fuckin coppers some till monkey gives you in change.
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If a £20 note has a ‘famous’ nıgģer on it, does it steal itself?
Morning MNC/all.
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It’d be commonly known as a ‘curlywurly’.
morning Thomas 👍
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The new coins include bees, puffins, salmon, squirrels & doormice, along with oak leaves & the four national flowers, just to keep the king happy.
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they could of put a image of Camillas wrinkled puckered old fanny on it,
then he’d be grinning from ear to ear.
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Four national flowers?
Mandelson
Streeting
Blair
Bryant
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All bent as 9 bob notes.
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I have a sweetie jar I throw all my shrapnel in.
when it’s full I cash it in at the Petshop who are happy to have change.
The other week I took it and the bloke behind the counter said
” there’s loads of american coins in here”
and he was right!
some rotter had palmed me off with yank coins.
I cashed in the respectable British coinage and said to him to keep watching.
i crossed the road
and outside the newsagents scattered the daft yank coins all over the pavement.
Fuckin peasants bending down all morning to pick it up.
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With her raggedy ringpiece on the other side.
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Let’s not forget our history is something to be ashamed of.
Our wise king said we can learn a great deal from Islam.
Fuck off.
It’s part and parcel of the regime to make our history disappear from day to day life and also to appease our enemies.
Cunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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If there is so much to be learned from Islam, why did we go on three crusades to try and eradicate it?
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Portraits of Eddie Cantor, Dai Francis, Al Jolson and Spike Milligan, would make a splendid collection of important people for the banknotes. Something to cheer the nation in these dark times.
Good morning. everyone.
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They could at least put some of the famous poofters on the nine bob notes, suchlike Alan Turing, Oscar Wilde, Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci.
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Why doesn’t King Andy arrange for some naked Labour lovelies to appear on the notes. The mini-titties of Yvette Cooper and gymslip of the £5, the firm young breasts, and nipples like acorns of Lisa Nandy on the tens, the massive buttocks of Emily Thunderthighs Thornberry on the twenties, and for the fifties the open legs and drooping tits of Angela Rayner. Before long the public would demand the return of Sir Winston.
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Bring back the ten bob note with Dick Turpin on it.
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Ethnic heroes…
I woz black Gary jug 👂
Lenny Katanga Henry
Diane wrong feet Abbott
Sadiq goblin khunt
Dave jumbo lammy
Anthony fists of fury Joshua 😾
Pakistani groomers 🖕
Wow just too many of them really that deserve a place on our notes, about time our country accepted the vast contribution our coloured brethren did and still continue doing 👍….next up 🏳️🌈 community,ooooh 🍑
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You can still see Queen Elizabeth’s arse on the notes, if you know where to fold it at the corner. Good party trick for the kids.
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Put the darkles on the notes picking cotton and be done with it.
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Printed in capital letters should be, keep your money safely hidden, there’s always some robbing black cunt around the corner waiting to steal it from you.
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The Million Pound Note could have a wolligog on it. With the words you jammy bastard underneath.
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My boys school tried similar to this a few years back.
The right on lefty deputy head announced at a parents meeting, that rather than stuffy old British house names like Brunel, the kids could help choose some more diverse names like Malcom X (his example, not mine).
Cue silence in the hall and irate emails over the next few days.
Even the ethnic parents, of which there are many, thought it was an awful idea that trashed over a century of school tradition.
Thankfully the idea was dropped.
My eldest told me that they couldn’t think of anyone anyway, apart from footballers.
The Ian Wright secondary modern, anyone?
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Actually. Could you imagine Wrighty, Rashford or any other dark key footballer types on a bank note?
They’d have to change the inscription to suit the demographic too.
‘I’s promise ta pay de bearer da sum o’ fav pahnds, innit bruv’
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They didn’t have anything like that in my school after the war. We were lucky to have farthings with a little robin’s on them. Remember, there wasn’t a single black kid around in my entire schooling life. What bliss.
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“a” fuck off.
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I remember the farthing with the robin Sammy, lovely little coin. The threepenny bits with the thrift flower, florins and half crowns.
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The reason why they got rid of the ten bob note, was because people like me were always saying I gave you a pound note when receiving the change.
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Don’t give them ideas, Sammy.
I don’t want to spend my declining years banged up for torching the Gary Lineker Learing Centre.
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Maybe go for historical events like the Second World War, pictures of the Spitfire, the Lancaster, Churchill tank, Vickers machine gun….
They don’t like it up em.
That would get the perpetually triggered in straight jackets
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Great idea, sick.
A depiction of Lancasters over Dresden would be ace.
Maybe other countries could do the same.
Japan notes depicting a Mitsubishi Zero over pearl harbour.
Germany depicting a Messerschmitt 109 strafing refugee columns in France.
America depicting B17s bombing their own troops.
That kind of thing.
Bloody marvellous!
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We have the pound.
The Americans have the dollar.
The EU has the euro.
The Indians have the rupee.
And the Pákis have the rapee.
‘I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of twenty underage girls’
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@geordie…twenty? Fucking cheapskate 😩
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Digression.
Watched an old Look at Life on dancing in clubs. One scene had me in stitches. It showed some rockers from the fifties and shot to darkles in the jungle, with the same music and the narrator saying what’s the difference. Well done Talking Pictures.
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The reason rap, hip hop and the other similar filth genres use those monotone bases, bears and droning vocal incantation that sounds like tribal rhythms, is because that’s exactly what it is and is intended to do. Inculcate the consumer and trigger atavistic behaviour responses, invariably of defence and aggression. The CIA deliberately applied known musical and phonics science about these effects back in the late 80s and permeated pop music culture with it, with the societally devastaty results we see today.
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Bases and bears??? Bass and beats FFS.
It’s probably the CIA which also made autocorrect such a fucking cunt.
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I’d rather animals than shoving women on there.
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Just as bad as changing guy Gibson’s faithful black labradors name from kneegar to trigger in the dambusters film, you can’t rewrite everything. Cunts all of em, end of.
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I’ve still got the original on disc, DC. Each time the dog is called, I turn the volume up full blast.
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For your delectation:
https://youtu.be/QgePEO7GUtE?is=ijaWqpKbMKPNQSNe
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That’s the greeting Keir Starmer always gave David Lammy when he returned from one of his foreign trips every week.
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You mean Remrats always called the thick fat black cunt of a nlgger a nlgger.
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Thanks Paul. It’s ironical that the nlggers who started calling each other niggers will mostly be disappointed at not calling calling their best mate nlgger anymore.
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Thanks Paul. The irony is that it was the nlggers in the first place who wanted to call each other nlgger and now they’ve been stopped from using the term nlgger.
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That’s the first obedient ni**er I’ve ever seen.
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Apparently the Northern Ireland £20 polymer note reveals hidden dancing skeletons and bats under ultraviolet light.
You could have some fun with this technology.
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Oh, I do hope that’s true, So Long.
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I wonder if they are wearing balaclavas whilst setting fire to “refugees” free houses?
Perhaps only on the fifty?
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I beg to suggest the appropriate accompaniment So Long;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd8gJw5sAqw
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How about a gallows on every note. It boiled my piss when Churchill was put on the five pound note.
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Fucked up that post. Churchill should have been put on the £50 note. If the ethnics are triggered by historical Great Britons, you know where the airport and ferry ports are. Feel free to fuck off at your earliest convenience.
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they know why they’re suggesting this, it’s simply because animals can’t complain on social media and raise petitions stating certain parts of thier ‘community’ aren under represented.
so fucking obvious.
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Apart from the nutters who identify as animals. Therians is what they are called, have a look on YouTube for the ones dressed as dogs on all fours being mauled by a real dog.
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There isn’t a single ethnic minority or woman who deserves to be on our bank notes, end of. And they know it. This is why they’ve had to resort to flowers and animals. Because it is forbidden to admit the truth, which is that white men have achieved practically everything of worth in modern civilization.
I don’t even think there is anybody from 1900 onwards who truly deserves to be on a bank note, apart from the likes of Frank Whittle, inventor of the jet engine, or a genuinely deserving military commander like the highly effective, but very humble, William Slim, who oversaw our victory in the “Stalingrad of the East”. Edward Elgar would be another shout, along with Wilfred Owen.
Churchill for me is a no no. Highly questionable. A lot of people idolise him, I have grave reservations and it speaks volumes that our lunatic regime allows him to be a hero, even featuring on five pound notes.
Prior to the 20th century there are many great scientists, engineers, explorers, conquerors and politicians who deserve it. William Pitt the Younger, Gladstone, Lord Salisbury, Peel, the Duke of Wellington, Nelson, Sir Francis Drake, Arkwright, Thomas Telford, Brunel, to name just a tiny handful. Every single one is a white, Christian man whose ancestry lies in the British Isles.
Obviously, the current regime, which is built upon a landfill of lies and fantasises, is going to promote their nutcase ideology, and conceal any information that contradicts it. Having said all this, I don’t mind the natural world being featured on notes. Better than them scraping the bottom of the sewer and then putting the likes of Lenny Henry or some revolting feminist on our notes. I know it’s practically monopoly money these days but we should try to at least give the impression it is serious and worth something.
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I know it’s somewhat controversial, Count, but I’m not sure about Churchill either.
Many who lived through WW2 say he was the right leader to fight a war, but had little time for him before or after.
And besides, I’m not overly enthralled about putting politicians on bank notes.
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In all honesty, I would have the delectable Miss Diana Rigg circa 1967, as Emma Peel, when she comes from behind that chaise lounge in full leather blowing the tip of her revolver on virtually every bank note. For those well orf enough to have £50 notes I would have a picture of Anthony Blair a.k.a. Charles Lynton being dragged by the police from that public lavatory he got caught cottaging in fifty years ago.
There was never a more beautiful woman than Diana, or as camp a PM as Blair – beauty and the beast.
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