Michael Fabricant and His Extraordinary Hair

Earlier today I watched with fascination as MP Michael Fabricant tried to put a positive gloss on his boss’s involvement in the notorious ‘Partygate’ scandal.

The source of my fascination was not however the content of the interview itself. Rather, I was fixated by the spectacle of Mr Fabricant’s amazing hair. Could this preposterous barnet possibly be real I asked myself, or (as seems more likely) is it in fact a ludicrously bad syrup?

Initially I was of the opinion that the nation must be told the truth. But after briefly pondering on the matter, I decided that in this case, the truth is actually irrelevant.

Either way, the man looks like a total cunt.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(No early-morning horns allowed please! Ignore the header pic, just focus on the nom below, you awful old men – Day Admin)

Who? You might ask. Well let me fill you in.

Three years ago this airhead tried to blag a free stay at a Dublin hotel by describing herself as a “social media influencer” and promising to promote the place on her YouTube channel.

Simply put, she’s just a deluded fuckwit who makes shitty videos, for other deluded fuckwits, about how gorgeous she is, when the truth is she looks like anyone in those hords of plastic slappers who hang around in overpriced bars and nightclubs, taking it up the arse from lower league footballers and z-list celebrities in the gents’ toilets.

The hotel owner told her, in no uncertain terms, to fuck off, and showed her up for the freeloading parasite she clearly is. Then, as appears to be the norm these days for young women with a sense of entitlement who don’t get what they want, she subsequently posted another video, turning on the waterworks and complaining about bullying from people who found her arrogance downright offensive.

This week, she’s found herself in the news again, but not for the reason she could have hoped for. Her fellow millennial snowflakes have been unsubscribing in their droves after unearthing racist tweets from her.

As the old saying goes : it’s better to let people think you’re stupid than say something and prove them right!! Or should it be “live by the sword, die by the sword”? Anyway, maybe now she’ll have to look for a real job.

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Nominated by: Cunt Me In

Supported by: Cuntfinder General

I think any cunters who have never seen the original Gerald Pauschmann video on her (he is a brother cunter), will thoroughly enjoy this:

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I hail from the free range prison known by the name ‘Australia’. It is truly the season of the Cunt’s but, as always, there are stand out performers who redefine the boundaries and challenge or abilities to reconcile or even conceive of the very existence of such beings and their behaviours, attitudes and plans.

I believe Klaus Schwab’s current subterfuge and bullshit skills are quickly placing him in the ranks of Francisco Franco, Mussolini and, the great meth head himself Hitler all be it with a much more low key faux sanguine sales pitch aimed at collectivising assets with his rich cadre of Cunts the ‘World Economic Forum’, and generally telling every human being on the planet when and how to wipe their butt holes and when and which products they can use, they basically are installing Commercial Communism 2.0 and militarised health care whilst blow torching and choking civil rights with alarming efficiency.

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/oureconomy/conspiracy-theories-aside-there-something-fishy-about-great-reset/

(Link helpfully provided by lord of the manor, Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler – NA)

Nominated by: Charles Eider