I’m sick of celebrity cunts making coin and then ‘apologising’ to the woke afterwards (key word that, ‘afterwards’), or simply for just pulling the ladder up on others trying to make careers for themselves without an apology. – once they’re minted.

We had the recent shortarse nom of that Dinklage bloke, doing his best to stop other midgets getting acting jobs…after he’s got his millions in the bank.

That actress who played tranny, Hayley Cropper in Coronation Street was another. Apologies and tears and saying only trannies should play trannies and she was wrong to do so. Only after she announced her retirement after about 16 years on the show, of course.

Leigh Francis did the same with Bo Selecta, basically ruining the careers of many a budding comedy writer or actor. To me, he was just cyclically protecting his lucrative Saturday might slots once he made the ‘mainstream’.

They’re even apologising for playing somebody with fingers missing now.

None of these cunts returned their money though.

Cunts

News Story.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Luke Cowan-Dickie is a cunt …

… for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daENvINcn90

I’m quite a fan of the egg-chasing game and look forward to the 6 Nations each year. Yesterday we were coasting to a win (17-10 up with 15 mins to play) and then the Scots launch a daring cross-field ball. Cowan-Dickie could have caught it or palmed it backwards off the pitch but, no, he decides to palm it forwards off the pitch. The deliberate knock-on got him a yellow card but, worst of all, he gave away a penalty try. In rugby that’s basically handing your opponents 7 free points. Cue a 20-17 defeat.

Eddie Jones and the England team deserve a secondary cunting for choosing to go for a try in the final minutes instead of setting up a drop goal to tie the game. That said, they wouldn’t have had to if it weren’t for Luke Cunt-and-Dick.­

Nominated by Dark key cunt

There are many big problems which confront us all in our daily lives; Covid, the cost of living, worrying about the grandkids’ future and what have you. We all have to bear with these stoically.

But sometimes it’s those little irritations which really drive you to distraction. Take today for instance. I’m not long back from a walk, and true to habit I stopped at a café for a cappuccino and a scone.

I walked up the counter to be greeted by ‘what can I get ya fella?’. Now being addressed as ‘fella’ by a weedy hipster with a man bun wasn’t a good start. He then compounded my annoyance by duly placing my order on the table and saying ‘there ya go dude. Enjoy’.

Sodding ‘fella’? ‘Dude’? I was fully expecting the cunt to complete a triumverate of shitty Americanisms by referring to me as ‘buddy’ when I went to pay. As it turned out, this was dealt with by a rather attractive young lady in an incredibly tight top, so all was not lost.

As I said at the outset, there are many big problems to worry us without getting wound up by trivia, but in this case I just can’t help it. I don’t know why, but this mode of address simply boils my piss. Call me ‘mate’, call me ‘pal’, just don’t call me fucking ‘dude’. This ain’t California.

I don’t know who’s the bigger twat; wannabe trendies who seem to think that it’s ‘cool’ to refer to me using these hackneyed Americanisms, or me for letting it get to me.

What a cunt.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Seconded by Jeezum Priest:

I’d like to support this.
I find over familiarity offensive.
I’m Mr. Not mate, pal, buddy
Sis is also firm on this.
“Did you just call me love? Do you want your face to look like an Ordnance survey map?

Most cults are harmless and id encourage any thinking of joining one to go ahead.

But theres a new kid in town!

The Nullo cult is run by someone called the Eunuch maker.
To join you have your winky and love eggs castrated with live pay per view!

This was influenced by jap artist
Mao sugiyami who at age 23yr had his cock an balls removed where he had it served as a meal for a party of five.
Later going on to cut off his nipples.
Seems normal.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10484237/Police-raid-sinister-Nullo-cult-north-London-arrest-seven-men.html

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt