ITV’s Middle Aged Children


ITV and it’s disturbing array of middle aged children.

Ant & Dec. There is something unsettling about these fuckers. Knocking 50, they look like kids with weirdly old faces?
Some cunt called Stephen Mulhearn. He is 44 and looks 12.
Ben Shepherd. Another 12 year old who is 47.

Does ITV have some sort of plastic surgeon specialising in creating man/child weirdos?

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Brighton and Critical Race Theory

Hearken to me now, O mighty cunters. Despite much wriggling on the hook Brighton have had to come clean on teaching the loathesome racist filth that is Critical Race Theory in it’s schools. According to this piss-boiling study in fuckwittery even toddlers are not ‘racially innocent’. EH?! What the actual, ocean-going, all singing and dancing, gold-topped buggery fuck is that sinister throwup supposed to mean? Evil whitey pre-schoolers are itching to enslave and oppress? Are they nagging their parents for the Playmobil Triangle Trade Playset, with three-masted blackbirder and auction block? I’d ask if these pus-buckets are serious if I didn’t know that they are.

This evil dogshit needs be sluiced off the public pavement ASAP, of all the stuff transmitted by the USA this is the most evil, dangerous, wrong-headed and divisive heap of sick ever. Anyone peddling this dreadful arse dripping needs rooting out from all education, in fact walled off from children in perpetuity and given P45s (preferably staple-gunned to their manky, shrunken genitals). Brighton Schools, evil, racist, divisive cunt-hutches.

https://www.spiked-online.com/2022/02/08/critical-race-theory-has-no-place-in-the-classroom/

Nominated by International Cunt of Mystery

Donovan Miller


We can all agree on here that there are some complete and utter cunts who sadly, are still in an upright position. Well, here’s a complete and utter cunt, and then some.

Step forward one Donovan Miller, of Plaistow, East London. Cokehead Miller admitted when on trial that he’d killed a 76-year-old woman and then had sex with her corpse. A real charmer, huh? But now get this. The woman he choked and beat to death, and then sexually abused, was HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER.

This sack of shit will be sentenced in March, and the judge told him that his guilty plea would be ‘taken into account’ by the sentencing judge. Further psychiatric reports are also to be prepared. No fucking shit Sherlock. I’m sure that ‘diminished responsibility’ will also then be factored into the sentence; ‘it wuz duh coke made me do it yo lordship bro. Innit’.

If it was up to me, justice would be served by never allowing this monstrous cunt to see the light of day again, but would anyone care to place a little wager on just how long it will actually be before he’s walking the streets once more?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17719460/killer-strangled-gran-sex-corpse/

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Elon Musk [5]


A right royal cunting, not only for the Tesla agent of evil but anyone else that buys into this electric car eco bullshit.

Mr Musk will have you believe that lithium ion battery powered cars are the greenest driving solution and a major contributor to saving our planet. Neither are true.

Firstly, coal mining is like precision key hole surgery compared to mining lithium which is environmentally catastrophic.

https://www.instituteforenergyresearch.org/renewable/the-environmental-impact-of-lithium-batteries/
(Link provided by Dr. Science himself, Night Admin – NA)

Secondly, the clue is in the name – lithium is a ‘rare metal’ and therefore not sustainable. Thirdly, charging your battery with electricity produced from coal fired power stations totally defeats the object.

Yet we are all being forced to adopt this flawed tech to save the planet. A colleague of mine visited a battery production plant in a remote part of China last year. He was advised to wear a face mask within 40km of the site as the air was so toxic.

Studies have proven that eco diesels, when all things considered, leave a lower carbon footprint. They are not the answer but neither are EVs. Hydrogen is the best option but the infrastructure is more expensive.

But Alan Musk’s incessant propaganda backed by the ignorance of Greta Turdburg ensures that eco warriors across the globe buy into this nonsense. Which means in 20 years time I wont be able to drive to Cornwall without stopping repeatedly to charge up which is unforgivable.

Not just eco cunts. Holiday ruining cunts.

Nominated by: Birdman of Cuntytraz

Dead Pool [240]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the demise of former East Anglia reporter and Presenter Bob Wellings who died yesterday aged 87.

On to Deadpool 240

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.