I have posted a couple of related noms over the last 12 months concerning the price cap, Ofgem and the hideous rise in domestic energy prices.

The price cap was increased to something like 54% in April 2022 for people on SVRs. And there were warnings from the regulator, Ofgem that the cap would rise again come October to something like 30 or 40%

Well now it seems that estimate is way off and that it could well be hovering around the mid 60s. Which in effect means gas and electric bills will have gone up by over 100% come October – just in time for a hard cold winter!

This translates into something like £3500 for a “typical” household compared to around £1650 just a year ago.

Ofgem has also reduced the Price Cap review from 6 months to 3. This means we can expect more increases over the next 12 months at least.

If you’ve just started a Fixed Rate tariff then you’ll be protected for the duration of the tariff (assuming your energy provider doesn’t go pop!) But given that fixed tariffs are becoming harder to find it will mean people being dumped on SVRs when their fixed ends, and its the SVRs that will feel the full effect of the price cap increase.

There is plenty of financial support for the usual groups and rightly so in most cases. But as per usual if you’re in employment but on a lowish wage that doesn’t attract any extra top-ups then you’re going to be hit hard as your disposable and discretionary spending becomes even more constricted especially with “real world” inflation well over 10% in some instances.

There appears to be no end in sight for 2022/2023. And even when the war ends in Ukraine and fuel supply meets demand I doubt if the price cap will fall by the same leaps and bounds as when they went up!

But its okay because our wonderful eco-green policies will make the world a happier place even though none of them are proven, sustainable or value for money (especially when one considers how heavily subsidised they are by the same people struggling to pay their fuel bills!)

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Nominated by: Technocunt

The Tory leadership and gross fucking stupidity.

Yes, we are seeing a collection of cunts who suddenly have principles putting themselves forward.
But for sheer dumb stupidity we have Penny Mordaunt. I know only one thing about this cretin :-

”Tory MP Penny Mordaunt is too hung up on trans rights to become PM, say women’s rights group”
”Trade Minister Ms Mordaunt came under fresh fire for previously declaring that ‘trans men are men and trans women are women’’

She needs to get to the run off to suceed. Then the Tory Party members get a vote. And, although I am no party member it is a racing certainty that by and large the members will hold the same views as me about these deranged deviants. So why is this demented fucking harridan wasting everybody’s time?
Gross fucking stupidity.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Heat wave advice “ how to manage-and carry on during our apocalyptic 2 day heat wave.

For the love of a cold pint. Fucking nanny state/media

BBC News Link (The BBC just had to infer that the burning of fossil fuels is the root cause of the 48hr heatwave in the middle of summer! – Day Admin)

Yes it was bloody hot yesterday maybe close to 36. High ninety s in old money. Only in Greece in august and Australia in January have I felt it as hot.

Both of these countries it lasted for weeks not a couple of days.

Did I shut the curtains measure my fluid intake. Take cold showers? Did I fuck. I got up a sunrise to walk the dog a couple of miles too hot ? for my furry friend in the day then I went and played golf ?️‍♀️.

Guess what I’m still alive. Yes I drank a couple of litres of water and stood in the shade if waiting to play.

No I didn’t need the government to have a cobra meeting or require any doom and gloom advice from the media. Fucking Cunt s.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

(We’ve added this bonus nom early just in case you didn’t know what to do in a heatwave because we’re all thick cunts apparently! – Day Admin)

Shiftwork is a cunt.

A cunting for the disrespectful neighbourhood, that won’t let me get my ‘quality sleep,’ during the daylight hours. More sun means more noise!

So, some forms of D.I.Y. will be going on. With a selection of cunts (The gifted and the not so) either drilling, hammering, grinding or sawing. Others will be out, mowing the grass, cutting the hedge, strimming the borders, or chain sawing through long lengths of timber, ready for the winter burn.

Wimminz will be gassing about the latest gossip, over garden boundaries. A low I.Q. cunt might be trying to have a conversation with some div, who’s about 20 yards down the road. An industrial size ghetto blaster will be in the mix somewhere, churning out shit, that I don’t want to hear.

Boy racers will be trying to do “doughnuts” in the tarmac, in underpowered cars. Ice cream vans driving around, making that same ‘Popeye Jingle,’ that they did 60+ years ag and I am certain, that one of them had a sign on the back that read “Mind that paedophile!” Instead of “Mind that child!”

Ah well! A sign of the times I guess. The now very much daily sound of 999 ambulances, with their sirens going. Perhaps for an emergency situation. Rescuing those poor dehydrated dinghy cunts, that have just arrived from Calais. Or maybe hurrying back to the depot, for an emergency brew.

Car horns blaring, as new party arrivals are dropped off. Dangerous looking dogs, barking, but for no apparent reason. A rather annoying low flying police helicopter, looking for some petty criminal. and the gas board might just think it’s a good time to dig up the road.

But bugger me! Come the weekend, if the sun is still shining, as well as all the excitement emulating out from the hot tubs, the temporarily assembled paddling pools and the hired bouncy castle, the barbecues will be commissioned!

With all the stuff that goes with it. Yes! Family fun for all! The decibel level from here on will only point skyward, as various forms of supermarket grub and grog inevitably get consumed.

It will around this point, when I will ask myself, now if I came home early at about 02:00 in the morning and made this much fucking racket, it wouldn’t go down too well, and as a result I would probably end up getting myself sectioned, under the mental elf act!

So if they could all just shut the fuck up,and just let me get my well needed beauty sleep, that would be just wonderful! The noisy ignorant cunts!

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

So who are these cunts who drive right up my chuff when I have the temerity to stick to the speed limit? After extensive research I’ve decided there are 5 categories.

SALES REP
Living in or aspiring to own a modern ‘Executive’ house, this cunt usually drives a company Duracell car as his employer falls for the ‘save the planet’ bullshit. They are always late for their next appointment, so they think by driving up my arse they’ll make up time. I’m not going to go any faster, so no you won’t, you thick cunt.

BOY RACER
Drives a red Ford Fiesta older than himself. Particularly dangerous when showing off to his girlfriend.

FUCK YOU SHOW OFF
Driver of a large, fast Kraut car or 4×4 status symbol, often with personalised number plate. The car says ‘I’m richer and more important than you so get out of my fucking way’.

No Fuck You Show Offs own the vehicle they’re driving, they’re all on the never never.

F1 WANNABEE
Easily spotted as he holds the top of the steering wheel with the right hand. Is the left hand in contact with the steering wheel? Probably not. A middle aged prick who never misses an episode of Top Gear and thinks Jeremy Clarkson should be PM.

WHITE VAN MAN
Last but not least, the doyen of tailgaters. As well as driving 6 inches from my rear bumper at 50mph, this cunt can multitask by texting, drinking a can of coke and reading his delivery schedule all at once.

Maybe some of my fellow cunters fall into one of these categories. Sorry to sound offensive, but if you do then GET OFF MY ARSE, YOU CUNT.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt