Short and sweet nomination for TV presenters who put on and remove their glasses every few seconds.
David Bull and Julia Hartley Brewer are regular offenders.
Just get a pair of varifocals and stop putting on/taking off. Might be too short a nom for consideration, but just venting my spleen a bit for a Sunday afternoon.
(It is a little short, but since JHB has MILF tendencies, we’ll let it pass. What other TV presenter ticks are annoying? – NA)
Nominated by: mystic maven
New Australian senator Lidia Thorpe.
Raising her fist in a black power salute and churlishly reciting the oath like a petulant spoilt little brat who didn’t get her own way.
I’m no royalist and have no problem with Australia wanting to be a republic, but go about it in a grown up way, not like a pathetic spoilt little twat. Also, as someone of Aboriginal descent, why has she culturally appropriated a western name?
Nominated by: mystic maven
This from the Guardian (where else)
”Manchester police under fire over ‘deeply racist’ tactics ahead of Caribbean carnival”
It seems that this is ‘deeply racist’ because the majority of Manc gangsters are black. Well blow me down, whod’a thought it?
This bit merits close scrutiny:-
”Joseph-Salisbury, a presidential fellow in ethnicity and inequalities at the University of Manchester, said “serious questions” needed to be asked of the carnival organisers who, he said, appeared to be acting as “community legitimisers for the enactment of police racism”.
” a presidential fellow in ethnicity and inequalities” No liklihood of looking for racism there then. Pprobably money (our money) well spent.
Many parts of the USA have reached this point. Policing totally hamstrung because the miscreants are mostly black. Let the fuckers get on with it I say. Any fucker with any sense will avoid this fuckfest, sorry, carnival unless they want to be robbed and stabbed.
Chiggun, innit bruv.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
An extremely hot 35C ☀️ “We are in Kos” Summer Holiday cunting, please, for Booking.cunt as I have just received an email from them entitled, “Travel with pride, Hugh ?”
Why they sent it to me, I have no idea as I am a WHAM (White Heterosexual Agnostic Male), Cunters.
I am neither a shirtlifter, nor an r.spandit, nor an uphill gardener. I do travel, not with pride, but usually with an ABTA Travel Agent with my wife (WHAFemale) and with our child (WHAM), aged 12.
I am/we are not remotely interested in blatant poofery nor transbumderism, nor anything else A-Z++ for that matter; what you do in your bedroom is your business and not our’s.
I have therefore unsubscribed advising them in their ‘Other Reason’ Section that I am not a homosexual; Holiday.cunt can Bugger Off.
Nominated by: Hugh?Cumber
Freakily tall Yank basket ball star Brittney Griner or is that Brittney Grinder has had its/she/he collar felt by the Rooskies and given a ten stretch in the Gulag for attempted smuggling of cannabis oil. Apparently her Vape gear was found to contain cannabis oil secreted amongst the usual vape flavours of Dikes Delight and Munchers Magic.
Have to put my hands up on this one because I have to reveal a personal interest.
Cannabis oil is my lifeline, have a local filly who massages my lower back with the amber nectar and thereafter I can walk again. Many hours of bliss until the cunting pain kicks in again but no side effects. Only alternatives, a seriously dodgy operation to fuse my lower vertebra together with risk of paralysis if Mr Quack fucks the op or a lifetime on mega strength opioids. Mong time.
Hence my panic at anything that raises the profile of the old super oil and the consequent risk of marking old bill’s card.
Apart from that with the above story we are in the slippery murk of a trans-gender-gawd-knows-what issue and with this old cunts limited knowledge of personal pronouns and such and the other I retreat to the rather useful and appropriately gender neutral handshake of “Comrade”. Comrade Griner is married to another eh…Comrade and and we leave it at that.
Enjoy the full story here: Daily Mail News Link
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke