US Merch Raiders and Soft-on-Crime Policies

This nom is aimed at the symptom rather than the disease admittedly but these cunts deserve our worst.

Not sure how much of this is happening where the Union Jack flies but it’s a real threat here in the colonies.

The hue of the epidermis not withstanding, these animals are being allowed to be the cunts they are. Insane soft-on-crime policies by cunts in certain state governments have made it a regular occurrence. And if that isn’t enough, if a store owner dares to protect his shit, he gets the book thrown at him.

The raiders of African villages and these cunts are cut from the same cloth. Am I implying that race has something to do with it? You decide.

Western culture had law, order, privacy, and property held up as sacred at one time. Now we hold in high regard all sorts of degeneration and condemn those who speak highly of our past values.

If I had a store I would be in prison for shooting these fucking rats.

Nothing will happen to them, they will do it again, and other cunts will follow.

This link is one example of many.
Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Break Dancing and the IOC (3)

Break Dancing as an Olympic sport.

I thought I’d mentioned this pile of stinking cunt before, if not it’s about time.
The ridiculous pastime of break dancing has finally stepped out of its normal role of pissing people off in the street, to force its way into the now woke and destroyed institution known as the Olympics, in Paris 2024.

Paris 2024 News Link

If it’s not bad enough watching men competing in women’s events, drugs cheats, political stupidity and Tom Daley, now the twats expect people to watch a bunch of epileptic fuckwits throwing themselves about.

A sport should be measured by time, distance or scoreline. Not a bunch of crooked and biased judges who are coerced or bought off before the stupidity starts.

Bring in some real sports like Tiddlywinks, Welly Wanging, or Bog Snorkelling. Or better still, my own personal favourite, Piano Smashing. (Preferably with Elton John tied to it).

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

Prince Michael of Sealand.

The “Principality” of Sealand is a tiny micronation located on an old North Sea oil platform, 7 miles off the coast of Suffolk. Since 1967 it has been occupied and claimed as an independent sovereign state by the Bates Dynasty, initially led by “Prince” Roy Bates and now by his son, Prince Michael Bates. Yes, these daft cunts on their tatty oil rig have declared themselves sovereign princes on a par with princes of the UK.

The Principality of Sealand is really pretty impressive and Bates and his followers have displayed plenty of chutzpa.

In 1968 Prince Roy and his son took pot shots from their dilapidated platform at British mariners who dared to approach their principality.

Then, in 1978, in an incident which sounds like something out of Frederick Forsyth or Ian Fleming, the Bates Dynasty nearly lost control of their principality. Prince Roy had been discussing plans with his “prime minister”, Alexander Achenbach (a former German citizen with a “Sealand passport”), to turn the grotty platform into an international luxury casino.

The PM disagreed with this idea. When Prince Roy left the Principality to visit the continent, Auchenbach staged an attempted coup with German and Dutch mercenaries. They stormed the seaweed infested platform with speedboats and helicopters, and took Prince Roy’s son, the current reigning Prince Michael, hostage.

Prince Michael was able to retake Sealand and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries using weapons stashed on the platform. Achenbach was charged with treason against Sealand and imprisoned in the Principality until he paid £23,000 reparations.

Germany then sent a diplomat to Sealand to negotiate for Achenbach’s release. Prince Roy diplomatically agreed to release Achenbach, but used the visit of a diplomat from a sovereign nation to claim that Sealand had achieved de facto recognition by Germany as a sovereign state.

It is through such incidents that great states are founded.

But the story doesn’t stop there. Undeterred by his defeat, Premier Achenbach established a government in exile, known as the Sealand Rebel Government in Germany. The Principality is still in a constant state of readiness to repel any future attempted coups by the Sealand rebels. Civil war is a constant threat.

It costs money to defend a kingdom. To raise revenues, Prince Michael started selling Sealand passports, just like the UK. Unfortunately, this lucrative trade had to be stopped when Prince Michael realised that his passports were being faked and sold by a money laundering ring which had connections to – yes, you guessed it – former Premier Achenbach.

Achenbach and his associates are reported to have sold 4,000 fake Sealandic passports to Hong Kong citizens for $1,000 each. Not bad ! In 2016 Sealand was receiving hundreds of applications for passports every day. Sealand has also issued stamps and coins.

Sadly, the Bates Dynasty started to lose its grip. In 2010, Sealand was offered for sale for £600 million. There were no buyers.

Prince Michael has retired to Suffolk with his wife, Princess Joan, where he now runs a fishing business called Fruits of the Sea. Its a sad end for one of the crowned heads of Europe. But all is not lost – Prince Michael’s son now runs Sealand on his fathers behalf as “Prince Regent”. The current population of Sealand is two people. Long live Sealand!

Prince Michael of Sealand – cunt or hero? I’ll leave it to you to decide, but I rather think he’s a hero. It would all make a brilliant book as well.

BBC News Link

Sealandgov link

Nominated by: MMCM

 

Child Grooming Gang Apologists

My Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration: Pakistani “grooming* gang” apologists.

(*for the avoidance of confusion-it is not “grooming”, it is organised, mass rape.)

To me personally, the only thing worse that the systematic abuse of White, working class children, by Pakistani and Bangladeshi adults in the United Kingdom, are the absolute CUNTS who continually apologise for them.

Example: read how these cunts construct a completely false narrative, around the subject?

IRR News Link

This is a modern holocaust, being conducted against our indigenous children, by a primitive culture that is colonising our island. HM Gov, the MSM, the “Police Service”, social services, local councils-they have all been complicit in enabling or covering up this horrific, ongoing crime.

Calling someone a racist, far right extremest, white supremacist or pointing at white p.eo.do.philes or the Catholic church as a defence, makes you an insidious CUNT of the highest order.

How can you, in all good conscience, defend “the indefensible”?
Go and hang your head in shame.
Better yet, go to an outreach and talk to the 11, 12, 13 year old girls who are the victims and tell THEM your excuses for the perpetrators.?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

The Menovest


Yes its the Menovest you bunch of uncaring cunts!

You too can now experience the symptoms of a middle-aged woman going through the menopause in the form of a handy vest that can simulate hot flushes and uncomfortable night sweats!

Daily Mail News Link.

The vests aims are to help men understand what female colleagues are going through when they are introduced as part of a corporate training programme according to Over the Bloody Moon – a menopause support group (ffs). Its even been trialled by Conservative MP Iain Duncan Smith. If you are that fucking desperate to get sweaty, a pissed up Chris Pincher in a toilet cubicle can sort that out Iain.

I suppose women in the name of inclusivity and understanding will now have to wear a fake rubber slaphead for male pattern baldness or walk around with a flaccid cock in solidarity with erectile dysfunction?

Its a natural cycle that every woman goes through and has done since the year dot, it doesn’t mean men cannot sympathise but keep it private, not every fucker wants to know about or experience your hot flushes, sweats and brain fog let alone wearing this bloody thing looking like some jihadi cunt on his way to martyrdom.

Maybe let Qweer Charmer have one as he still doesn’t know what a women is. Edjukation innit, Kier.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator