Why do i have to keep dealing with bloody cookies when i click on often visited webpages? I was here yesterday, i rejected cookies. Can’t you fucking remember?

Captchas are an even bigger nuisance.
Some websites ask you to put the phrase or words displayed on screen into a box or answer a simple question. Google likes you to tick all the boxes
with fire hydrants or bicycles etc.
Fairly straight forward. (If you can read the damn text. You’re a bit fucked if you’ve never seen a fire hydrant)

However, there is one site i use a lot that takes this ridiculous inconveniance to a whole new level.
It asks me to click on the centre of the correct picture or click on the racoon.
Sometimes it asks me to draw a box around an object.

The problem is that the instructions for what to do are at the top of the captcha screen, which is always cut off due to the way the captcha is displayed, meanining i constantly have to be scrolling up to find out what the fuck silly thing they want me to do is.
Unfortunately, when i scroll up, the captcha screen scrolls up too, meaning i have to go all the way to the top of the bastard screen to look at the instructions. Sometimes that doesn’t work and i have to scroll up and down to get it in just the right place to view said instructions.

Here’s a tip you IT fuckwits, why not get the captcha to display properly in the first cunting place so i don’t have to scroll like a maniac, or maybe use a more compact captcha.
Check that your insufferable invention works properly before inflicting it on people.

C u n t s

https://www.boredpanda.com/captcha-struggles-fails/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

Nominated by : Polite Cunt

One of the great joys in life is pulling up IsaC every morning and reading the day’s nominations. As one illustrious cunter recently opined:

“One of the great things about ISAC (sic) is it never fails in highlighting yet another complete and utter fuckwit worse than the last one when you thought surely this is as low as it can go’.”*

And to be sure the eloquence of the cunters and quality of their prose is unmatched on the internet.

To that end, this august body has rules and standards. Too few lines…less than 5 = the bin. Too many lines…more than 50 also = the bin. And as we all know some words are not allowed.

But what happens when a nominee shows a degree of fuckwittery so extreme that mere words alone cannot capture the magnitude of cuntishness?

Meet Konstantine Anthony, Mayor of Burbank California (a Los Angeles suburb), who was publicly spanked by a drag queen…(allegedly in front of children)…ON CAMERA!…and then posted to the world wide web for all to see, at a “Drag Queen Bingo” fundraiser.

Fox News Link.

Words fail me.

Oh…do I have to tell you he’s a Democrat?

*Cunty McCuntface, IsaC, “Maria Hadden”, Sept 8, 2023, 4:04PM.

Nominated by : General Cuntster

I remember a time when James Bond, the world’s greatest superspy, would despatch the Queen’s enemies accompanied by a witty one-liner. He raced about in fast cars, drank his martinis shaken not stirred, and shagged gorgeous crumpet with names like Luscious O’Plenty and Clitty Throbbing. Every woman wanted him, every man wanted to be him.

Sadly, all that’s changing, thanks to the efforts of former ‘Fast Show’ star turned author Charlie Higson, who’s given 007 a proper ‘woke’ makeover. Yes, it seems that Jamie B now espouses all those fashionable causes so beloved of the champagne drinking Islington socialist luvvy set.

In his new novel ‘On His Majesty’s Secret Service’, Higson has our hero sent to Viktor Orban’s Hungary, to dismantle a (wait for it) vast right-wing conspiracy to attack King Charles. I give you a sense of how things are with an illustration. Having infiltrated a gathering of the blackhats, Bond spots a baddie ‘famous for promoting COVID/vaccine/mask-wearing/5G conspiracy theories, spilling over into the usual anti-immigrant, anti-EU, anti-BBC, anti-MSM, anti-cultural Marxist, climate change denial pronouncements’. The former Tory MP’s ‘anti-trans diatribe’ had then resulted in him being kicked out of the party. Well I don’t know about you lot, but he sounds like a top man to me.

The novel then has Bond lamenting the fact that Athelstan, the far-right supervillain, doesn’t embrace diversity by including ‘women, non-white or disabled’ people in his plot to attack the new king. I’d like to think that Higson was being ironic, but somehow I doubt it.

What next for Bond then? Will the martini be replaced by a soy latté? Will he abandon the Aston Martin for a bike? Instead of blowing his enemies to kingdom come, will he try to rehabilitate them by pointing to the healing qualities of mindfulness and a vegan diet?

It’s gone beyond parody. Higson, you’re an absolute cunt, and I hope that ‘OHMSS’ goes straight into charity shop 10p a pop baskets.

Will the real James Bond please stand up?

NY Post Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

BBC News Link.

This debacle has been rumbling on for years north of the border.

Back in 2015 the SNP Government awarded a contract to build two new ferries to be operated by state-owned Caledonian MacBrayne to the Hebrides. The contract went to Ferguson Marine, the last shipbuilder on the lower Clyde. A BBC investigation last year unearthed damning evidence that the bidding process was rigged. Ferguson’s owner, Jim McColl, had been a prominent supporter of Scottish independence during the referendum campaign a year earlier. Ferguson’s quote was the highest of the 7 bidders, they were given information and access to officials denied to others, and their management team had no experience of building ferries of this size.

Ferguson’s finances were so tight they could not provide a banker’s guarantee that they would cover any cost overruns themselves. The SNP allowed work to go ahead anyway before designs had been agreed. What has followed has been a litany of failures and delays too many to list here, and the cost to the taxpayer has ballooned from £97m to an estimated £351m. The most recent cock up is described in the attached BBC news report.

The most farcical event occurred in 2017 when Empress Krankie herself (of course) launched the first of the ships, Glen Sannox. Already over a year behind schedule, the ‘windows’ were painted on, the funnel inoperative and the bow made from flat sheet steel which was rejected by the regulator and had to be replaced later.

Ferguson went bust in 2019 and was nationalised by Krankie’s mafia without conducting due diligence. Today the ferries still aren’t finished, essential work at Troon and Ardrossan ports is behind schedule and a professor of maritime safety in Helsinki where the engines were made says they may not work as they’ve been standing idle for 6 years. I suspect this has further to run.

The general consensus in Scotland seems to be that the fiasco is simply a case of incompetence. But here’s the rub. Last year Audit Scotland said it could not account for £158m of taxpayers money spent by Ferguson Marine on the ferries. Where has it gone? Police Scotland have refused to investigate the matter, preferring instead to piss about (not) investigating the SNP’s missing £667,000 – chicken feed in comparison. Meanwhile, the aforementioned Jim McColl, Ferguson’s now ex-owner and reckoned to be worth over a billion pounds, lives with his wife in Monaco.

Incompetence or corruption? You decide, cunters.

Krankie’s fake ship launch at 01.58:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFbXGR9ZPt8

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Additional evidence provided by Ron Knee:

With your approval Admin, I’d like to endorse this excellent nom, with reference to the above link detailing yet more SNP financial shenanigans.

Scottish Daily Express Link.

This two-faced cunt works for the BBC as their “Disinformation and Social Media Correspondent” (a glorified fact-checker/moderator by all accounts, and probably tagged with a very nice salary courtesy of the licence payer. But that’s another story).

Anyway, it seems Ms Goody Two-Shoes, hasn’t been very truthfully about her CV when applying for a job with a US news site called Coda back 2018. She allegedly wrote:-
“June 2018: Reported on International News during the World Cup, specifically the perception of Russia, with BBC correspondent Sarah Rainsford.”

But after doing some fact-checking of their own the site found that Spring had never worked with Rainsford. And when confronted with this, a withering Spring apologised and said it was “an awful misjudgement”.

As a consequence the site showed their true integrity, turned down her application and told her to fuck off!

Despite this “awful misjudgement”, she still works at the BBC “countering disinformation”.

No comment from the BBC when confronted by this revelation of course.

News Link.

Nominated by : Technocunt