Or Shkoda, if you prefer.
I can’t get my fucking breath. Do these advertising cunts really think that an ad pronouncing Skoda as Shkoda is somehow going to make it more desirable?
What are the management thinking?
This feels like a Bud Lite moment.
Fuck me, Skoda. Pull the ad, blame the office junior for getting carried away but don’t change the name.
It’s a car, not an IKEA Asbo!
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Believe me this cunting is more in sorrow than anger. I admired the Express for being so pro leave in the EU debate – their support was non-flinching, unlike the Mail and the red top tabloids, bought off by the poncey left, BUT. prior to that they kept a shrine going for that old slapper Diana Spencer for years after her “accident” and now they are the offocial fanzine for Harry Hewitt and his actress wife – every day there is yet another breathless story “Harry’s fury as Meghan farts in bed – this will end their Hollywood dream” and that old bollocks.
In addition to goig up to £2.10 a day (a year ago it was less than £1.50 – I think £1.40, you now have to pay for most of their content and what is free is shit. Take this for example from Royal Czech Mail. A few days ago they “warned” against using coloured envelopes for birthday cards and the like, now today some even more stating the bleeding obvious:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237980/royal-mail-issues-notice-writing
This is news?. The silly cunts take over a week to deliver a letter from EC1 to North West London , and that is even if the address is printed black on white:
The Czech Mail deserve a cunting – I will leave that for somebody else, but the poor old Express – John Junor would be turning in his grave.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
“The number of unauthorised Gypsy and traveller sites is on the rise, with developments often carried out over Bank Holiday weekends.
Since April, sites in Hertfordshire, Essex, Cambridgeshire, Bedfordshire and elsewhere have been transformed, prompting legal battles and local dismay”..
Dismay,aye reckon so.
“Cliff Codona, who founded and chairs the National Travellers’ Action Group, says the planning system is like a “big dagger in their back” for travellers, leaving them no option but to “break the law”.
When Codona moved on to what has become his family’s caravan site, just outside Elm, near Wisbech, Cambridgeshire, in 2020, he did not have planning permission.
“We pulled down on a Friday evening when we knew the council was all closed up and we just took it for granted that this is how things get done,” he recalls.
“As soon as they know you’re a Gypsy,” he says, a planning application is “stopped – dead in its tracks”.
It is a fucking shame.
There must be an answer to this?
What could it be?
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
“I knew something was different because the sharks were on the surface,” says Tayane Dalazen, a 37-year old Brazilian lawyer and social media personality.
“There were a lot of them,” she says. “Later, I discovered [the tour organisers] were feeding the sharks so that they would interact with the tourists.”
Dalazen, from Sao Paulo, was on a shark-diving trip on the Brazilian coast in April when she suddenly felt “strong pressure” on her leg.
“When the shark bit me, the pain was very strong,” she says. “I stayed calm because I knew I couldn’t fight the animal.”
Incidents of sharks biting humans are incredibly rare, but at least three influencers have been bitten by the animals in less than a year. Scientists say they’re increasingly concerned about the rise in social media videos showing people swimming too close to sharks, touching or even riding them.
“I’m seeing these videos every single week now and it’s way more than it ever used to be,” says shark scientist Kristian Parton, who also hosts the ‘Shark Bytes’ YouTube channel. “We’re going to see people ending up in really serious incidents with sharks.”
In July, a fishing influencer almost lost his leg after being attacked by a reef shark whilst spearfishing. In December, a Chinese content creator was bitten in the Maldives. Both incidents were caught on camera.
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?
The fantastic social media has a lot to answer for.
I am however a keen advocate of Natural Selection.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
is a cunt.
Another thing that needs a cunting is the Emergency Alert system.
There I was feeding treats to one of the cats when the phone flashes and an annoying wibble tone frightened the cat off.
So what was so damn important who knows as it’s in Welsh and I don’t speak the language. Has Putin decided to nuke us and the PM is letting us know we’ve time to boil an egg, or the Orange man has pushed the button in error.
Well shortly after the English version arrives to frightening the cats again. Turns out said emergency is a warning about fires in Wales and not to go burning the countryside.
Well as the PM has banned the barbeque things and the fires are being set by feral yoofs it was all a bit fucking pointless.
No doubt we’ll get another one about flooding when the wet weather arrives followed by one on imported brown rapey stabby folk being abused by the folk they’re raping an stabbing.
The Emergency System is a cunt that failed to do anything except frighten the cats(twice)
Nominated by Paul Goddard.