Un refrigerated coach meat is a cunt, as are other undocumented things crossing the channel but on an island with some of the best meat in the world, be it Scotch beef, Welsh lamb, English swan, who exactly was this warm bus meat intended for?

Certainly can’t imagine those who packed the bus with meat being very keen to eat it or even sell it to their own so it would probably have ended up spinning in kebab shop windows for the drunken market, I wonder if they would even bother adding salt and spices to hide the rancid notes added by its long bus trip.

Of course this coach will be a one off example of customs/border force/welcoming parties/mobile phone and accomodation providers actually intercepting and destroying something.

So who had a kebab at the weekend? Did it taste a bit funny or was it just the home grown scraps, fat, gristle and bone. Did it cause just the right amount of change on the Bristol stool chart or was it straight to level 1?

telegraph

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

The yin and yang of international tourist drug addiction and an unusual yet pleasing response from the Far East..

“The night before her flight to Japan, Izabel Rose consumed the last of her large stash of ketamine with the genuine intention of having “one last hurrah”.

Daily use of the drug had started to seriously affect her health.

Crying and in pain, she thought she’d hit rock bottom and desperately hoped that during this month-long trip, she’d get clean.

But wait !!

It seems “lessons haven’t been learnt”..

She said: “As soon as I landed in Japan…I was on my phone, trying to source drugs.”

That decision, made in the grip of her ketamine addiction, put her in a Japanese prison for five months.”..

Izzy said she “can’t explain the fear” of finding Japanese police at her hotel door early in the morning, with a warrant to seize her phone and laptop.

She was interrogated for 24 hours and taken to the Osaka Detention Centre where she was prosecuted, and would then spend the following five months in solitary confinement.

For the first month she had a total communication ban, but that was eventually lifted because she fully complied with the prosecution process.

Even then, Izzy was not allowed phone calls. She could only write letters, which would take a month to send and another to receive a reply because they were translated and checked by the Japanese authorities.

So the Japs don’t fuck about then?

On the one hand you have a sobbing middle class English junkie….on the other the Jap police,who don’t give a fuck.

A tricky cunting for sure..junkies are cunts but the Imperial Japanese Army and their government were cunts of historical magnitude…

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

This cunt has “invested” in the illegal immigrant circus and associated Govt Gravy Train,no doubt having identified another way to make millions from flabby idiotically generous govt contracts.

Firms connected to Dr Faisal Maassarani became landlords of Serco hotels in 2022 when asylum applications were almost at a 20-year high.

But soon after a hotel in Seel Street in Liverpool owned by one of the firms was found to be unsuitable, people in one of their Liverpool housing complexes were told they had to move out over “urgent” fire safety issues, unaware that 116 asylum seekers had seemingly been lined up to replace them almost immediately.

It’s most unremarkable in Modern Britain that such treachery and blatant looting is rewarded,hand in hand with complete indifference.

The perfect illustration of the rotten state of public finances,public morals and the total lack of oversight regarding the Quisling cunts our Great Leaders shovel money at.

It all fucking stinks.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry

and it’s a cunt.

Phil Riley, the council’s Labour leader, previously said the council would “rather the money went on delivering services people want than on an election which would have to be repeated just a year later and on different ward boundaries”.
On the whole, its just another excuse (after excuse) saying that they don’t have the funds for a local election (that they will loose) partially because they are spending our money on the unwashed masses.
This is democracy? somehow I don’t think so.
Where as Lib Dem Cheltenham borough council said the decision to postpone its election was “the right one” ( due to lack of funding).
However, just a few months ago, it was revealed that the local authority had spent hundreds of thousands of pounds in taxpayer cash on gagging orders over two years, up to and including 2024/25.
A freedom of information response obtained last year revealed that £782,468 had been paid in association with 25 non-disclosure agreements signed by the council.
I think they could have afforded that election, and that’s a lot of hush money.
your thoughts please?

telegraph

Nominated by Lord Benny.

The dullest cunt on earth, surely?

‘I thought I was talking to Charlie Hunnam and Nicky Byrne online – I handed over £250,000’

Yes, never mind cunts falling off cliffs taking selfies, driving round Iran to meet the locals, living in Afghanistan to educate the locals, smuggling drugs into Asian shitholes etc, here we have the ultimate moron:-
Jennifer Barton who had on-line relationships with the stars who apparently needed money. She sold her house and gave the fuckers £250 000 in total.

I admit that I havent a fucking clue who these ‘stars’ are but she apparently did.
Can any cunter find a more moronic fucker?

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.