I am surprised that nobody has yet has cunted this ridiculous organisation, no doubt run by little Tristrams and Gemimas who wear undercrackers with a picture of spoilt Commie brat Ed Miliband on them. They intend(ed) during April to bring London to a halt, – the usual right on reasons – they are against oil and gas, and against Israel (perhaps Tristram and his friend Quentin are upset mummy and daddy had them circumcised at birth in the BUPA hospital. If they did, they must have thrown the wrong end away).

At the time of writing, their cheap home-made website suggests we can all mince along today for a “training session”.

These up-theiir-own-arses schoolkids don’t pay taxes or work, so they can’t demand fuck all. The older ones no doubt are at “uni” and will probably be too pissed to attend on Easter Sunday, and besides, Jemima is staying at mummy’s big house in Surrey and is riding her horse this afternoon.

Perhaps the reason nobody has commented on this self-indulgent organisation is because they HAVEN’T bought London to a halt, – as far as I know even the BBC haven’t run with their puerile crap, and realise they are as effective as Stella Creasy’s birth control apparatus:

I’d like to second this excellent and highly appropriate cunting of “Youth Demand”.
They are a bunch of indoctrinated childish Trots and crypto-Marxists, more often than not, wound up and set in motion by Hard-Left “teachers” in the leftist infested, evreeeee-chuyyyuld-is-preshhhusss, I-know-my-rights, knowledge-lite, propaganda-heavy, shitholes masquerading as “schools” and topped off by the Marxist infested Univershitty Halls of Knackerdemia and the toxic “academics” peddling crap “degrees” in non-subjects and turning out angry, indebted, self-important, coloured-haired, snot-hanger-nose-ringed entitled unemployables.
They’ll march for every provably erroneous nostrum and fashionable but wrong, “cause” but the one that always floats to the surface like a stinking turd after a night on the (vegan) vindaloo, the Cult of so-called “Palestine” drilled into them by their “educational” handlers.
Waving that fucking flag that’s the equivalent of the swastika, and sporting their de-riguer “keffiyeh” Arafat genocide scarf, supporting the worst terrorist the world has thrown up, Hamas and Hezbollah, calling for Hitler’s job to be finished.
Ignorant clockwork mice, wound up and let go to block the streets and piss off the public, “for the planet”, to “fight CO2”, but always, as with every fascist-left mob, for “palestine from the river to the sea”, which means, no Israel and no Jews (it’s written in the Hamas charter, in black and white.
So I have to conclude, that “Youth Demand” is inappropriately named and that like those permanently brainwashed to kill Jews, “palestinian ” children; these toxic and permanently brainwashed puffed up cunts should be called HITLER YOUTH DEMAND.

Swap the Fakestinians Flag for a Swastika and Starmer would be calling them “far-right” with the biased Plods wading in with the batons. Fly the flag of Fakestine, and the hatred is fine by our 2-tier Plods and 2-tier Stalinist Prime minister. Fuck them and fuck Hitler Youth Demand, who are in no position to demand anything. That our 2-tier “authorities” put up with them, while jailing someone for a re-tweet, speaks volumes. Cunts, the lot of them. Oh yes, and Fuck so-called “palestine”, a fictitious entity brought to life on a lie.

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Nominated by W C Boggs and seconded by Sheikh Anvakh.

OK it’s a safe way to cross the road, but please have a look before mindlessly hitting the button. Your not playing candy crush..

Nothing worse than driving along and coming to a red light and realising there are more people at a piers morgan surprise party.

Sitting at a red light while the culprit is two hundred yards down the road is a huge piss boiler.

Try to have some awareness of your surroundings, lift your head from your phone screen for 10 seconds and look around..and you will have eternal gratitude from motorists..

Just a YouTube clip of more than likely ethnics running each other over.
So a win win..

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

This sub Standard pub chain took it upon its self to chop down a 400 year old oak on its site in Enfield.

Acting on advice from tree experts ” yeah right” that the tree was dying and a risk to the public these fuckers felled it.

Now after an investigation turns out said tree had another 50 years life in it.

Then the plot thickens, shit football team Tottenham want to build a women’s training academy on adjacent land with an access road. They did a survey and found the tree to be a fine specimen.

Toby carvery owners lease the land, so could of been looking to do a deal.
Now suddenly the tree is chopped down..

Hopefully the fuckers get sued and a preservation order is placed on the surrounding woodland..

But personally Toby can stick their roast dinners up their greedy arses.
Boycott the chain.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

I’ve hated this cunt for decades.

He’s a mardarse, whining champagne socialist who can’t get it unless it’s a tarrytoot.

He regularly gets upset over Donald Trump,
Ends up in court for mistreating employees,
And sells fuckin bread to make a living.

He was touted as the greatest actor of his generation for playing a gurning gangster in every film.
But the only good acting I can think of is Max Cady in Cape Fear..

I can’t stand the cunt.
Over to you.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Miserable Northern cunt

I recently came across this article about the behaviour of fruit flies.
The scientists say that mr fruit fly, who has a skin full of alcohol is more likely to score with mrs fruit fly. Whilst the fruit fly who sticks to drinking water is less attractive.
Might it be that the fruit fly who sticks to water, is a boring, ugly cunt who mrs fruit fly would rather avoid ?
Especially if she’s a good time fruit fly, just out for a fuck. A bit like Angie Rayner, but with wings and a brain.
And then the scientist says ” We don’t think flies drink alcohol because they are depressed ” What does a depressed fruit fly do ?
Even if the fruit fly is depressed what business is that of the scientist ?
If the fruit fly wants to go down to his local, get absolutely wrecked, and then become belligerent with other fruit flies who don’t understand him, or sit in his bedroom and start maudlin. I say good of him.
Keep the scientists guessing.
Even if he is feeling a bit down in the mouth, it’s fuck all to do with scientists with nothing better to do.
If it is true what scientists say, why aren’t more women like fruit flies ?
A bit like beer goggles but in reverse, the more I drink the more women want to rummage about in my Y fronts.
Scientists stick it to what you can prove.
PS what scientists know about fruit flies is irrelevant to me, I squash the cunts with a rolled up newspaper.

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Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.