and all his ilk are cunts.
This oily turd was defending one of the illegal afghan boat rapists.

This piece of faeces wanted the rapists identities withheld in case it caused riots.

Luckily for once the judge over-ruled.
And we now know the smelly, inbred goat fuckers, names, ages “bound to be a lie” and even their sob story..

My dad was in the afghan army and was murdered by the taliban.. Well he shouldn’t of been hiding underneath the bed then.

If it isn’t weak judges it’s greedy cocksuckers like Joshua making a mockery of our justice system..

GB news

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

A first world problem perhaps, but the persistent use of certain words and expressions continues to drive me up the wall.

Politicians are bad for this; remember good ol’ Gordon Brown and his ‘hard-working families’? Well what about Local Government Secretary Steven Reed letting us know recently that the government is ‘minded’ to delay some mayoral elections until 2028? ‘Minded’ for fuck’s sake? This sounds like politico Newspeak from the 90s. I’m surprised the cunt didn’t say that there’s an ‘overarching’ need for the delay. Let me be clear on this; moving forward, it’s not a good look. The optics are awful.

Another bastard is when there’s some awful incident which leaves people in a bad way. I wish they’d just report that victims are in a serious or critical condition, but no; we always get the stupidly melodramatic ‘fighting for their lives’. Then when some figure who’s in the public eye pops their clogs, inevitably, ‘tributes pour in’. Really? To where, exactly? Oh, and when anybody has to say sorry for anything, the apology, we’re told, is always a ‘grovelling apology’.

Has anybody ever patronised you by promising to consider your point of view, when you know they couldn’t give a fuck? Maybe you’ve been at a work meeting or something when some HR pencilneck promised to ‘take that on board’, but of course you know they’ll forget it as soon as they’re out the door. I ‘literally’ used to die at that one. And I’ll bet that anyone reading this has at some point heard ‘no offence but…’. Yep, that person’s about to tell you that you’re a cunt.

Oh lord, fucking Americanisms. I loathe them, my bad. Come on dudes, I’m sure you can step up to the plate on this one. Get going already you guys. Turn a few nouns into verbs while you’re at it; wonder if there’s any chance that England might be able to medal at the next World Cup? We could work this up into a whole season.

So, so there you go. Let’s hear your own pet hate words and expressions. It’s deliverable. Be empowered by IsAC; it’s open 24/7, just reach out. Unpack it. Touch base. And merry Chrimbo while you’re at it. Amazeballs.

yahoo news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

I give you the next big thing in cultural enrichment, paan spitting.

This disgusting habit is rife in the London areas of Richmond and Kensington.
Only joking it’s all over Wembley and Harrow, literally.
And we all know what low IQ species is also all over that area.

But good news brent council have put up signs warning people that fines will be implemented on perpetrators..

Most likely in English, so none of the locals will understand.
£30,000 a year it costs to clean up.
So maybe instead of fines, which will never happen, make the dirty cunts clean up the mess with their tongues.

Whats next,open aired defecating in the public streets.
Still these people are as British as me and you, well that’s what that cross eyed pàķi home secretary told us.

Brent Council in paan-spitting crackdown – BBC News

google

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

are a cunt.

“Ofcom has told the BBC it has never heard from a pōrn company it has fined £1m for failing to comply with the UK Online Safety Act.”

So they didn’t respond and fined them a further £50,000..

That they will never pay but it keeps penpushing cunts in a job and let’s the uncooked sausage that is the PM waffle on about protecting (?) young people.

The purveyors of pořn offer a service,I’ve never heard of any teenage lad being forced to log onto a pořn website against their will,hormones dictate behaviour at that age and they will find a way to do “extensive research”..

Anyhow the company that faces the ire of Ofcom is registered to an address in Belize,where I assume nobody gives a heavily regulated fuck about the UK govts fines.

No doubt Ofcom will be writing a strongly worded letter to the govt of Belize about this calumny and in 200 years hence will still be awaiting a response.

But at least our govt have taken action!!

The hopeless puritanical cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Poor Fuckers C.A.

Afghan ‘Peaky Blinders’ arrested by Taliban for violating ‘Islamic Values’.

Well there is a sentence I never thought I’d ever hear. Known as the ‘Jabrael Shelbys’ four young Afghan men have been arrested by the Taliban’s Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice – imagine an AK toting Mary Whitehouse with a beard and pyjamas – after they began dressing up as characters from the BBC crime drama and parading around their township of Jabrael in Herat province.

A Taliban spokesman said “a programme for their correction has begun. We, praise be to God, are Muslims and Afghans; we have our own religion, culture and values. He added their behaviour was inconsistent with Islamic values and Afghan culture. The four offered remorse after ‘necessary guidance’. Yeah, a few weeks in a 12th century dungeon and your bollocks wired up to a car battery will do that.

I’m sure the Taliban morality police would be much happier if they were doing something more wholesome and Islamic like martyring themselves to Allah or fucking their cousins.

the sun

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.