Keir Starmer (36)

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is a cunt.

A cunting for eu surrender two tier kweer.

The reason his u turn on Rape gang enquiry. Six months ago the whining weasel claimed we don’t need a national statuary enquiry just lots of local tatting about. Now out of the blue he has announced a full enquiry which will have the power to compel witnesses to attend and give truthful evidence.

Ok the cunt is frightened of reform and rightly so. Knowing how these bastards work so hard to cover their and mates arses i posit a different reason for this sudden about face. Six months plus is ample time to dispose of vast amounts of evidence likewise the accidental death of various minions who have knowledge of the sickening activities. Sorry if I sound like a conspiracy nutter, but this case cuts to the very heart and ideology of the groups of cunts who have been in charge for the last 40 years, they are not going to see their engineered utopia go quietly into the night.

For this reason I am very suspicious of (friend of young Ukrainian men) Kweers motives for yet another u turn.

Nominated by Black Biscuit.

Dead Pool [364]

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CDKBY4 Mar. 15, 2011 – Baton Rouge, LA, USA – Television evangelist Jimmy Swaggart breaks down in tears on televised sermon as he confesses his relationship with a prostitute.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude would be the much celebrated but also controversial pentecostal televangalist and gospel singer .Swaggart died today aged 90 and had been in hospital following a cardiac arrest last month at his home.He ran a telecast on US TV for 54 years sold 15 million rwcords and wrote over 50 books on Christianity.He has was also behind the SonLife radio show broadcast across the States.He is best remembered though for his love of prostitutes being caught with them at least twice in the 1980s and 1990s.When first caught he burst into tears during his I have Sinned Speech only to do it again.Swaggart is survived by his wife of 72 years , his son and several granchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his cousins Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley.

On to Dead Pool 364

The  rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)Nominations must be famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

 

 

Jory Rand

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Who?, you ask … c’mon … Jory Rand, (Walt Disney company’s) ABC7’s weekend news anchor and an “Emmy Award winning general assignment reporter”.

What’d he do to earn a mention on isac, then?

Well … he spoke over footage of four autonomous Waymo electric cars burning in Los Angeles, spewing thick black noxious poisonous fumes into our precious atmosphere … having all four been stopped in the road by rioters, sorry I mean peaceful protestors, ..and purposely set alight.

(if only St.Greta want too busy on the selfie-flotilla at the time maybe she could have sent an ‘How dare you?’ their way)

Anyways as the four EV’s, worth $700,000 between them easy, belched their fire and smoke, (which followed a whole slew of other violent, criminal behaviours including rocks flung off overpasses, and big surprise the looting of Phone stores, Sportswear stores, Shoe stores, Off Licenses and more but by some miracle the bookstore remained untouched 😆) … Emmy Award winner Jory chose the following words to convey the situation about the cops moving in to stop the outright lawlessness going on.

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“It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators”

And for uttering that sentence alone, I nominate the guy a cunt.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Cuntemall.

Sebastian Topan

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Now I’m not sure but I suspect this ‘journalist’ also works for the BBC. I won’t link information about him as it could be the wrong person.

He’s complained to the BBC because David Walliams was being a total cunt as usual and threw a couple of Nazi salutes whilst pissing about on a panel show.

The usual kind of woke navel gazing entails but the preach of it all was the following quote from the production company.

“Any attempt at humour regarding this deeply offensive gesture, whether broadcast or not, is completely unacceptable in any context.“

No it’s not you cunts.

Sebastian is symptomatic of everything wrong with the BBC now. It seems that doctrine and ideology have removed any understanding of comedy.

Comics will sometimes cross lines but if you cancel them when they do there’s no comedy.

Rosie Jones isn’t funny but Walliams occasionally is.

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Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Dead Pool [363]

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Conratulations to Wanksock who wins Dead Pool 362 by pickibg the much acclaimed and admired Scottish newscaster and long time ITN foreign correspondent Sandy Gall who died yesterday at 97.He is survived by his children.

On to Dead Pool 363

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it’s first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in line with chronology of death.