Dead Pool [373]

Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 372 by picking the Acottish Air Force veteran John Cruickshank, the last British Recipient of the Victoria Cross from WW2 whos death aged 105 was announced by his family today.

On to Dead Pool 373

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds oldest man or soman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless alteady taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

2 State Starmer (38)..almost inevitably

is a cunt.

Our Heroic Leader has given Israel an ultimatum…do as he says or he’ll jolly well report them to the U.N,pat his chums in Hamás on the back for a job well done and “recognise” the State of Palestine.

I’m certain the IDF will now immediately pack up and go home,leaving those nice peaceful Palestinians to continue the wonderful work they’ve done to improve their “homeland”.

History says otherwise but,as we know,a towering international statesman like P.M Starmer can turn any situation around with his iron resolve and courage to tackle any problem head on,with clarity and vision.

What a man.

What a leader.

What a cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Below is a Nomination by Harold which seems to fit well here. C.A.

Recognising a Palestinian State

Our much loved – sorry – loathed PM is now ‘threatening’ Israel that if they don’t meet certain ‘conditions’, them he will recognise a Palestinan State by September.

For a start, no surprise he is prioritising the probems of others (i.e: foreigers) over his own country and people.

Then there’s this ‘Palestinian State’. Why doesn’t Starmer and all those other leftie Hamas bumming cunts also officially recognise Brigadoon? How about Wheelie World? Or Narnia? Then there’s the land Jamie’s magic torch took him to every night? No? What, they don’t exist? Neither does an official Palestinian bloody State. Haven’t these pricks learned from Iraq and Afghanistan that these shitholes and their inhabitants are sod all to do with us, and it only ends badly for us. Usually by military graves or acts of terrorism. They refer to us as infidels and ‘Briteesh Pigs’ anyway. So why recoginse them at all?

bbcnews

A Special Cunting for Chloe Kelly

Why is she a cunt, she was the hero of the Euro final against Spain, providing the cross for the equaliser and scoring the winning penalty. She also scored the winner in the last Euros final.

The answer is she said she was so proud to be English, can’t write the English off and then in an interview with Alex Scott on the stage in front of Buck House said it feels so fucking special – how dare she be proud to be English, fucking blonde and white, hasn’t she had the memo, English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is racist.

I am joking, this girl has more fucking bottle than the entire fucking men’s team put together, came back after a very serious knee injury in 2020 being out for just under a year, was written off by the critics but she has English blood flowing through he veins. Yes English blood (you know, real English not the new multicultural shite).

Ok its womens football, sorry

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Nominated by Sick of it.

Natalie Black – OFCOM

is a cunt.

From today July 28th 2nd class letters (“second class is lower class”) will only be delivered three days a week, for a few weeks, then two days a week for a few weeks, returning to three, then two, then three then two. No Saturday deliveries except first class post.

I would remind you that we are paying a lot more for the “service” (“You get less for more with Royal Mail”, another good advertising slogan for the damned bloodsuckers)

All in all most people would regard this as a downgraded service, but not this daft bitch Black, who opines that the reduction will be “good for customers”.

On what planet does the old tart live, and how many cocks did she have to suck to get to her current position?

Like OFWAT this bloated and inefficient organisation, there only to rubber stamp government edicts. it ought to be abolished, and Black could find an honest job as a checkout assistant at Tesco.

I know many people will cite email and only old fogies use the postalßervices, but for some legal documents the post is essential, also, as I have mentioned before I have an old friend, ex RN, who clever as he is, cannot use a computer, and only has a landline, so the post is the only way he communicates. I bet the decision will be changed if Kweer finds he can’t get his suppositories through the post, especially if his grapes of wrath flare up on Friday nights.

I should add that OFCOM insist first class lettres will still have to be delivered on Saturdays, but in reality does anybody even believe they will be?

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Right Not To Work Or So It Seems

is a cunt.

Punk always made sense to me — I grew up in the ’70s, when the future looked bleak.
That’s why it’s almost laughable that my favorite song, Right to Work by Chelsea, now stands in such contrast to today’s twisted narrative — where avoiding work is practically a badge of honor. If anything, the new mantra seems to be the right not to work.

When I left school, getting an apprenticeship felt like chasing smoke. Same faces, same hopeless crowds at those cattle-call tests. At one, we were told not to be discouraged — over 2,000 applications for 5 jobs. Grim doesn’t cover it.

I finally landed something — barely worth mentioning — and spent the next decade watching every engineering firm I worked for shut down. Redundancy after redundancy.

But I kept going. Claiming £40 a week dole, handing most of it to my mum, standing in line to be treated like a leech — that was all the motivation I needed to keep searching. Not working wasn’t an option. It was survival.

I don’t regret any of it. But I do despair at how far we’ve drifted from honest graft — how work has become optional in the minds of some, and how delusional that belief really is.

labour.org

Nominated by A Cunt for All Seasons link by Unkle Terry.