Failure of courts to deport foreign criminals

is a cunt.

Non UK National saved from deportation due to potential mental harm and risk of drug addiction if repatriated to his home land.

So in a snip.

He had received cautions for shoplifting and bringing a bladed weapon into school, for which he was suspended from school in 2015.
After his suspension in 2015, a GP referred Izhan to support from ADHD services (wonder what nationality that Doctor was).

Despite his suspension, First-Tier Tribunal Judge Samina Iqbal (lets not speculate where he is from either) previously found that Izhan was “fully immersed in his school life” because he had attended primary and secondary school in the same city, played rugby for the school team and was a “star pupil”.

Although he was also disruptive, suspended and ultimately expelled from school, the judge concluded that his ADHD, PTSD and vulnerability meant he would face “very significant obstacles to integration” if he was deported to Pakistan.

whilst

Dr Arvin Gupta (again lets not speculate), a consultant psychiatrist, gave evidence that while Izhan probably had ADHD, he also had a “mental and behavioural disorder due to the use of [cannabis]”.

however he had graduated, well in the life of crime!

An immigration tribunal also ruled that Muhammad Izhan, who was jailed for dealing class A and B drugs, could stay in the UK because his removal to Pakistan would “have a negative impact on his mental health”.

The tribunal also said there was a risk he would use drugs if he was removed to his home country.

Izhan was sentenced to 30 months in prison for dealing in a “sophisticated” drugs ring, which he joined because of his “inability to properly regulate his ADHD”, the court was told.

From what I can see, someone who is very damaging to this Country is being allowed to stay in it, because the protection of their rights and safety is held above those around him?

read the full article here.

telegraph

Nominated by Lord Benny.

Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio

is a cunt.

Well apparently, this year’s “Spotify Wrapped” (me neither) has been released, giving fans/idiots a personalised summary of their listening habits over the last year.

The streaming giant said/alleged that Puerto Rican star Bad Bunny (see * above) was `the world’s most-played artist of 2025`, with more than 19.8 billion streams.

His `acclaimed` album Debí Tirar Más Fotos, which embraces his island’s musical heritage**, was also the year’s biggest album – paving the way for him to perform at next year’s Super Bowl half time show. Whatever the fuck that is.

** I`m guessing drugs cartels, corrupt government, national debt crisis and widespread poverty, issues with infrastructure (especially power and roads), and massive violent gang crime epidemics plus the island is also vulnerable to natural disasters like hurricanes and earthquakes would all be quite high up on that list of cultural things to [c]rap about.

Anyway, to save any cunters from projectile vomiting by providing any link to this cunt, I`m providing a link to the Goodies` Funky Gibbon song which I`m sure he`d cover quite admirably.

Give me an “ooo!” … give me another “ooo!” … and one more “ooo!” …
Now put `em together and what`s that spell ??? …

youtube

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Jools Holland and the Hootenanny [4]


As the festive season begins, Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny wil soon be on our screens again.

Now, in the 90s, it had the biggest acts of the time on it. Oasis, Blur. Pulp, Bjork and others appeared on the New Years Eve show. It was a big TV draw in those days and millions watched it.

But, for years the standard has dropped rapidly. And, now they have any old shit on it. This year’s show is particularly barrel scraping….

Ronnie Wood. No Mick or Keef and no Faces get together. So, why?

Olivia Dean. Who?

Lulu. Good in her day, but re-treads of Shout and Relight My Fire?🥱

Jessie J. Had a couple of (crap) hits well over a decade ago. I suppose Taylor Swift turned them down or was too expensive.

Craig David. Like Jessie J, a relic from the past who has done sod all for years.

The Kooks. Who they?

Imelda May. Errrr….

Ruby Turner. Same as every other bloody year.

I suppose the BBC takes what it can get and what it can afford, which doesn’t seem to be much.

And, the New Years Eve fireworks show on the other side will probably be worse. Last year it was pop antique Sophie Ellis Bextor. Who it will be this time? Chesney Hawkes? Right Said Fred? Babylon Fucking Zoo?

Bloody hell, even Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson was better than this shite.

NME.

Nominated by : Norman

DVSA Driving Test Slot Lottery


The DVSA and the mysterious disappearing driving test slots.

I saw this and thought what the fuck?

BBC News.

Now, I took and passed my driving test on the 6th May 1976. Booking a test on-line was not an option. I can’t quite remember what the process was, but I’m fairly sure it involved proving your identity.

So I asked Younger. Apparently, there are two booking portals, one for ordinary people, and one for accredited driving instructors. Somehow, the second portal has been manipulated, or used inappropriately, hence the theatre ticket scalpers version of driving tests, where slots are being offered for up to £500.

The DVSA are supposedly closing the portal, or at least introducing stricter controls. Yeah, ok but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

I almost feel sorry for the poor sod in the link, but my advice, give up driving.

More BBC News.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest