Piddington, Oxfordshire. Sleepy middle class village in the Bicester & Woodstock constituency of a Limp Dim Nobody.

89% of them voted for pro-immigration Uniparty candidates in 2024, such is their desire to give refugees fleeing war-torn France a fresh start in life. Just so long as they’re put up in some smelly northern skankhole like Glasgow, Bradford or Middlesbrough.

But what’s this? Dispersal? How totally unfair.
The bien pensant bourgeoisie doesn’t vote to have the culturally diverse leaflet recipients dumped next door to them. So the ladies of Piddington have penned a letter to every female MP pleading for help and made this video (first 50 seconds):

YouTube.

350 residents, 1250 enrichers, or maybe even 3500.
Women outnumbered at least 10 to 1.
Well ladies, best of luck if you think Mucky Ange, Shabby Madmood or Halitosis Jess will give a shit about your predicament. ‘Shut your mouths for the sake of diversity’, as no doubt Naz Shat has already told you.

All together girls –
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
‘FUGEES WELCOME, JUST NOT HERE

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Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Dutifully seconded by the one and only Sheikh_Anvakh:

If I may, I’d like to second this excellent and well deserved cunting.

It now seems that the residents of Piddngton have voted to declare “independence” from the United Kingdom. Notwithstanding the fact that it won’t remove the impending “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” holiday camp from their doorsteps it also exposed the rank hypocrisy of the LimpDum voting residents and their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling to make themselves feel good, but also for the public “optics” of what “good people” they are.

I’d have some sympathy had nearly 90% of them not only voted in the LibDem and others, plus their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling at the time,until they got what they were so passionately virtue-signalling about, loads of Refooooojeeeez, but seemingly not the “right sort” of Refooooojeeeez.

I’d like to try and have some sympathy, but in the circumstances I can’t. It serves these white, middle-class Leftists right. They got exactly what they demonstrated for right down to the Refooooojeeeez Welcome banners.

Now that they’re “independent”, presumably the government will put a fence around Piddington with border controls. Perhaps these soft left white middle-class leftists will apply to join the EU they undoubtedly wanted to remain in originally.

These white middle-class leftist idiots deserve to be mocked mercilessly and I’ll bet serious money that there are a fair number of Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel wearing “Freeeeee Palissssstyne” types amongst them. It’s just so easy pimping4palestine and whoring4hamas in fashionable middle-class areas far from the turmoil and climate of fear and intimidation. This is precisely what happens when unthinking useful-idiots jump on a bandwagon they neither understand or are too naïve to wonder if they’re being played.
Well folks, this is the result of not considering the consequences of ones actions and as a result, we’re stuck in the same sinking boat.
I call it Islington Syndrome as it fits with the mindset of the area, white, middle-class, often anti-semitic, virtue-signalling leftist cunts.

This is what happens when you vote using emotions rather than thinking it through, thinking that they’re impressing us with how “caring” they are, when it’s actually all for show, for the “optics”, when to most of us all it shows is that they are stupid, complacent, contemptuous cunts of the first order.

Serves them right, or is that. left….?

However, I see an opportunity here, for a film.. let’s see…

How about calling it “Passport to Piddington”. Now where have I seen something like that before?

You need a heart of stone not to laugh…

Here’s a GIFTED link, so no paywall. A New Year prezzie from me to all of you fellow obnoxious bastards: Oy Vey…

Daily Telegraph.

Stop Press: Today is Piddington Day! Your chance to slag off the Piddington slags is coming up at 10AM UK time – NA

DUNT IS A CUNT

I rarely contribute to this forum but this writer has got my goat to such an extent that I felt moved to.

He is a woke, left-wing attack dog of the most vindictive kind. Just read his article on Piddington – I’ve never seen anything so biased in my life. Effectively, he accuses the whole community of being white, racist supremicists and has not one iota of sympathy for their plight.

Can we please find out where this megacunt lives (his surname is only one letter out) and start a campaign to move the 1250 asylumists as close to his home as possible?

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Nominated by : Lord Helpus

Dads Army?

There’s been a lot of press about the strength of our armed forces, and it’s ability to defend us, but worry not folk.

There’s a cunning plan!

The Government has confirmed it is planning to call up retired troops as part of major drills testing the countrys resilience for war.

The exercise involving veterans up to the age of 65 is set to take place next year, with the focus on testing how successfully they can be mobilised and equipped.

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There’s just one teeny problem. According to former Defence Secretary George Robertson, co-author of the Strategic Defence Review, the MOD doesn’t know where most of them are!

Try going round town and city centres at night, George, and checking out bus shelters, doorways and railway arches.

You’ll find a good few of them are homeless. No HMOs or 4 star hotels for far too many of our veterans, it’s “here’s your demob suit and travel warrant, now fuck off ” for far too many of them.

“The link explains a bit about the strategic reserve, but Google James Knuckeys article in 14th September edition of the Daily Express. I’d tried attaching, but it’s paywalled.”

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

The Sydney Sweeney haters are a bunch of hatchet faced bitter cunts.

Women athletes the world over are having a pile on on the epically gorgeous Sydney Sweeney because she did an advert for some sports gambling brand in which she used various bits of sporting paraphernalia to disguise her delectable modesty.

Cue the ugly women’s athletics brigade all outraged that Ms Sweeney should – by their assertion – diminish women’s sporting achievements in this way. They are also disgusted that in the modern era women should, in their words, monetise their bodies and sexualise the arena of their sporting activities. Presumably their objection is rooted in the insinuation that most men would rather enjoy, and be happy to see women financially rewarded for, the spectacle of a near naked sex goddess flaunting her considerable assets in a sports setting, than they would take an interest in any wimminz actual sporting activities. Correct. Us men couldn’t give a fuck if your best girly performer leapt over some sandpit, managing about a third of the distance of the bottom rated in the entire world lazy eyed fat boy from school. And you’ll find that a lot of women agree with us in writing off women’s sport as mostly boring at best, often embarrassing in its effort to claim to offer everything that men’s sport does by way of achievements and entertainment.

Furthermore, what exactly, as a bunch of liberated feminists, is your problem with Sydney using her god-given talents to her uniquely feminine advantage? Could it be that you’re all just bitter and twisted that she’s got the kind of bod and bazookas you could only ever dream of? Or perhaps it’s the following facts from Wikipedia that get right up your nose:

“In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2) Tudor-style home in Los Angeles for US$3 million. In 2023, she bought a US$9.9 million “fixer-upper mansion” in Los Angeles’s Bel Air neighborhood, and in 2024 she bought a US$13.5 million home in the Florida Keys.”

What’s more, where’s all the “women can do what they want with their bodies” chanters when you need them? I thought feminists were supposed to be pro- women getting ahead in the world and doing it any way they wanted, and doing just what the fuck they want with their own bodies. Turns out the kind of fems who want you to be able to do what you want with your body, sister, are only of that opinion if your body is also a hirsute unwashed shapeless heap like theirs.

It’s these same sisters that hounded the Formula One pit girls and the page 3 models out of their jobs, claiming to be standing up for wimminz rights as they did so.

Face it bints, no one wants to watch you in any sporting context, but if you’ve got tats and a bod like the fair Ms Sweeney go ahead and flaunt it and earn your three mansions with the unreserved blessings of the entire heterosexual male species.

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Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

With sloppy seconds provided by Norman:

Seconded, Dave.

Funny how these so called ‘feminists’ always hate attractive young women. I recall that Clare Short minger openly targeting Page 3 Girls in the 80s. Also, funny how all these feminists are ugly fuckers as well. This currnent hatred towards Sydney is no different.

is a cunt.

This is an important message about the end of democracy in Britain. Regardless of your politics, you need to know what is now at stake.

You’ve probably seen that Reform has received two record donations this week. These donations came from British citizens and were perfectly lawful when they were received. Labour does not dispute this.

What Labour is doing is rushing through a new law that it plans to backdate to render them unlawful – literally changing the rules after the fact to try to bankrupt a political opponent.

Make no mistake: this has never happened before in modern British political history. In fact, you have to go back to 1641 to find its like.

That was the year Parliament passed a Bill of Attainder against the Earl of Strafford: a law written for one man, to punish one man for things that were not crimes when he did them. They went on to behead him on Tower Hill.

Even the MPs who voted for it knew it was a disgrace, and the country spent the next 50 years in civil war and revolution, seeking to ensure that Parliament could never again be used as a weapon against the individual.

This is the road Andy Burnham is now walking back down. It collapses the very concept of the rule of law. It collapses the legitimacy of this duly elected government.

There is a sacred, albeit unwritten, contract that underpins eight centuries of British constitutional liberty. It was sealed in Magna Carta in 1215: “No free man shall be seized or stripped of his possessions except by the lawful judgment of his peers and the law of the land.”

The law of the land – present tense. Not the law the Crown decides it would have liked to have had.

The law is a set of rules for citizens to live by, not a retroactive trapdoor sprung by Parliament to crush a political rival.

By weaponising Parliament to pass retrospective laws to bankrupt a political opponent, Andy Burnham is crossing a Rubicon. Changing the rules today to outlaw an action that was legal yesterday tears at the very fabric of the rule of law.

Labour’s attempt to apply retrospective legislation through amendments to the Representation of the People Bill – to render impermissible donations that were perfectly permissible when they were received – is an existential assault on parliamentary democracy.

Forget Labour’s propaganda about foreign influence and crypto. These donations are from British citizens, and not a penny was donated in crypto. These are smokescreens for this Labour government’s real agenda: to use raw legislative dominance to bankrupt its most threatening electoral insurgent.

Andy Burnham does not want you to decide who runs this country at the ballot box. He wants to weaponise Parliament to crush his opponents before you get the chance to do that.

Unlike America, Britain has no written constitution to protect us from a power-crazed prime minister. In practical terms, there are no bounds to what Parliament can do – no limit to what a power-crazed prime minister can do, so long as he has the MPs to back him.

If an incumbent government establishes the precedent that it can rewrite party-finance laws retrospectively to empty the bank accounts of an opposition party, Britain enters a new and terrifying paradigm.

Once the principle of legal certainty is sacrificed to naked partisan expediency, there is no stopping point. Politics ceases to be a contest of persuasion under reasonable and predictable rules. It becomes a game of raw power, in which the winner simply changes the laws to destroy the loser’s capacity to compete.

Parliament is sovereign, but that sovereignty was never intended to become an elective dictatorship that retroactively punishes political opponents.

If Parliament allows this mechanism to pass into law, it will not have saved democracy from money in politics. It will have demolished the very rule of law that keeps democracy alive.

Think of it this way: you drive down a road. The signs say 30 miles an hour. You’re clocked doing 29. The government then changes the limit to 20, backdates it to the day before you drove down that road and prosecutes you for speeding.

That is what Labour is now doing – except the stakes are far, far higher.

Consider where this leads. If retrospective law is acceptable when it targets Reform, it is acceptable when it targets anyone.

A future government could rule that the last decade of Labour’s trade-union donations was unlawful. It could rule that your membership of a party was itself an offence and backdate that offence to the day you joined.

The people cheering today would be the first to discover that a weapon, once built, does not care who holds it.

This is Britain: the country that faced down the Armada, Napoleon and Hitler rather than surrender these principles. Millions of British people laid down their lives to defend them.

If you want to live in a Britain in which your vote matters, please email your MP and tell them what you think of Labour’s attempt to break our democracy.

Nominated by Dioclese.