Following on from the recent post re Jurgen Klopp and his impossible teef we present to you an internet chancer’s solution to cracking the problem, namely the Jasseem “one size fits all” Comfort Denture – and if you believe that and the guff in this online scam puff then you deserve all you get. Caveat Emptor.
Historically we find the Pharos laid to rest with wooden teeth and gold and silver replacement dentition goes back to the dawn of civilisation. Also wooden dentures with inset human teeth reclaimed from the carnage of the battlefield or what came to be known as Waterloo Dentures were a much prized feature pre NHS. (Note dentists did a particularly roaring trade after the bloody battles of the French Wars. Teeth were one of the prizes claimed by the harridans that travelled with the baggage trains of the winning side).
So onwards and upwards we now find ourselves bombarded with magic toothpastes, cosmetic whitening and arse lift, tit lift, trout pout and veneer and tooth implant clinics and all at astonishing prices. Then there is always the cheaper option of a Turkish holiday/cosmetic procedures combo followed by months of agonising corrective surgery back home in Blighty on the NHS. Into this pageant of dodgy vanity enhancement steps the One Size Jasseem Next-Day Comfort Denture. Not as environmentally enhancing as the plastic free Waterloo Denture perhaps but to reassure the doubtful thus the Mission Statement from the jaspers that punt out Jasseem Dentures:
“With the idea of “green and healthy” embodied in the whole process of product development, we aspire to create innovative and effective products for global customers seeking for beauty and health by adopting the most advanced technologies”.
All smile for the camera please.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.