Occasionally I go on to Youtube in search of new recipes (or variations on old favourites) to add a bit of variety to our mealtimes. I’ve discovered some delicious options over the years, many of which have the added advantage of being very simple and easy to prepare.

The downside of this however is that I’ve also seen recipes for dishes that look absolutely disgusting, and lead you to ask immediately ‘who the fuck thought THAT up?’. Take for example this mess involving the baking of bread, tinned beans, eggs and cheese, to produce something resembling slices of vomit;

YouTube Link One

The American narrator claims to have learned the recipe from ‘a friend in England’.
Now I’m from this sceptred nation and I’ve never fucking heard of it, and even if I had, I’d keep quiet about it. I wouldn’t want to add more damage to the already maligned reputation of our national cuisine.

Of course this is just one example among many; Youtube is loaded with examples of cunts punting cack recipes that only warrant being transferred straight into the nearest bin.

So be warned cunters. You’ll find some good stuff on Youtube, but some of the crap you wouldn’t put in the pig swill. Gawd, I can feel an attack of irritable bowel syndrome starting at the mere thought;

YouTube Link Two

Enjoy! Oh, probably not…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

”In the investigation by Channel 4’s Dispatches and the Sunday Times, external, it is reported that the private estates of King Charles and Prince William have received millions of pounds of income from contracts with public bodies and charities.
Over the past year these deals with the Duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall have been worth almost £50 million, it has been claimed.”

Yes, not only do we pay for these fuckers to live in unimagined luxury but have to pay the cunts for land and property which, in any other country, they would have absolutely no right too.

So, tug your forelocks, wring your caps and be grateful.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.

On to Dead Pool 339

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

The devastation of Valencia.

I don’t believe in God and I don’t follow any religion.
How can anyone believe in a benevolent God when all around is death and destruction.

I believe that we should have churches.
These should be important places where communities can gather for comfort.

How any priest can use tragedy as an excuse to preach about God is shameful.

Today being Saturday we will have the Jehovas Witnesses knocking on our doors, in the hope that they will find people at the lowest point in their lives.

Vultures.

Mosques should also be important, but they are not.
While men and women are segregated they do not bring communities or families together.
One of the many reasons why I despise Muslims.

I live in the Valencian Province.
I don’t get into the city too often but I have seen on the news the places that I know well completely destroyed.

Over 200 people dead and many more still missing.
They are finding more bodies every day and they will for weeks to come.
There will have been occupied cars washed into the sea which perhaps will never be found.

Three day’s of official mourning but a lifetime of loss for hundreds of families.

La Vanguardia News Link

NPR News Link

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Bald chinless sickly looking fucking virtue signalling hypocrite. Or Prince somefucker.

This inbred cunt thinks it’s good PR to campaign for the homeless. It seems lost on the thick cunt that him and his family of halfwitted inbreds could sort it tomorrow with their palaces, castles, stately homes etc. All heated and staffed. Year round. Fuck me you could even fit the poor, starving Calais boat fuckers in.

How fucking thick are these parasitic cunts?

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.