Star Wars fans

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Star Wars fans are cunts… Don’t get me wrong, I loved the original trilogy (although Return Of The Jedi was a bit shite!)…

But these cunts – grown fucking adults – who dress as fucking Yoda, queue for hours to get an autograph from some unknown fucker who appeared onscreen for 10 seconds in a Stormtrooper costume in 1977, and treat the Jedi like it is a true spiritual path are complete and utter cunt trumpets…

That new villain looks like a piss-poor Darth Vader too.. Black cloak and mask? Red lightsabre? Been done and it won’t be bettered… His name is hardly menacing either… Kylo Ren? Sounds like an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Show: where the dog and cat duo learn kung-fu…

Nominated by: Norman

WTF! There was a cunt of a Star Wars fan on the Beeb this morning who been queuing for a ticket since December 5th!!!

And the Beeb and Sky are cunts as well for presenting this as mainstream news. Never mind Syria or the EU non-renegotiation, the lead story is the latest over-egging of a second rate shite film. I’m a big SF fan, but Star wars is second rate bollocks…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Question Time

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Where the fuck is an ISIS homicide bomber when you need one?

This week’s Question Time panel is:

Jacob Rees-Mogg (Conservative, Cunt)
Emily Thornberry (Labour, Cunt, looks down on working class folk who hang flags with the St George Cross from their house and drive a white van, double cunt)
Hannah Bardell (Scottish Nazi Party, fucking ocean going cunt)
Mark Reckless (UKIP,……yeah, cunt)
Piers Morgan ( does it really need to be said? )

OK, CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Community speed watch

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Now if anyone deserves a cunting it has to be those kind people with nothing better to do than harass the working community.

Lets take the most recent fatalities in my area, these were in fact Grey on Grey actions by the over 70’s in motor vehicles and did not involve speed just a blatant disregard for other road users, yet these are the same people who club together “for the good of the community” and stand by the road taking plates and sending out shity letters.

Cunts! We pay the police to do that shit!. More to the point we pay your pensions so fucking stop it! If you want to do something useful start litter picking expeditions or form euthanasia clubs and any way if you were so “up for it” where are you when it rains? Exactly half hearted busy bodies!

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I got a letter from one of these cunts. It went straight in the bin, although I did contemplate wiping my arse with it and sending it back!

Nominated by: Dioclese

World Travellers

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World fucking travelers are a right set of cum gargling cunts and no mistake. You know the type, scruffy hippy cunts who think they are “becoming one with the indigenous peoples” by wearing threadbare ethnic clothes and learning a few words of wog and all the while refusing to spend a fucking penny as it would ruin the local economy and all the while their teva sandals and north face backpack cost more than a months salary for one of the poor cunts they are busy becoming one with. Then it’s all “They are just sooo laid back and chilled” or ” They are sooo gentle and spiritual” and “They like sooo really appreciate that we are reaching out to them” Fuck off you pretentious cunts, the poor wogs want as much of your fucking cash as they can get their dirty hands on and would likely much prefer for you to stay at home and simply post it to them.

Oh, and they just hate “tourists” a word which to them is the lowest of the low. “Oh look at what the tourists have done to this place! It used to be sooo laid back and just sooo chilled and now the tourists have arrived and ruined it all” Well no, Mr Cunty you are just as much of a tourist as everybody else. Do not think for one second that wearing ethnic clothes, learning to juggle, eating shit food and staying in a hole in the ground covered with a tarpaulin makes you a local any more than sticking a feather up your arse makes you a chicken.

And get 2 of the cunts together and the inevitable inverted snobbery pissing contest ensues to establish who has been to the most remote shit hole on the planet. “Well I used to like Papua New Guinea , but it has become just sooo commercial now” “Ya, I know what you are saying, man. I once stayed with the Mubuchy Whuchy peoples in Burkina Faso but now you get coach loads of tourists going” “Ya, far out. Like the time I lived in a termite mound in the DRC, it was like just sooo spiritual” SHUT UP YOU CUNTS, I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKING TELLY!!!

And don’t think that all these cunts are young bucks doing the now obligatory gap year shite who don’t know any better. Oh no, many of them are well old enough to fully grasp the cuntishness of their behavior. But they do have a propensity for wearing dreadlocks which in white people marks them out as a cunt before they even open their fucking mouths. Cunts!!!

Nominated by: Fat Rich