is a cunt.
is an utter utter cunt that is absolutely everywhere. Having an opinion on a matter is one thing, but coming up with a narritive SO biased that it actually hits misdirection to the point of outright dishonesty, nay bullshit .. is beyond the pale. To wit, for this cunting…
Some fucking scumbag athlete liquid-shit (shat?) all over herself early-on in some widely attended – and broadcast – 8 event endurance hour .. and just didn’t GIVE a shit, as such, continuing to the end with her legs and trainers covered in her own presumably stinking faecal output.
Cue the spin. The link, first of all, refers to shitting herself in public as a ‘hygiene accident’. The womans decision to carry on as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred? .. ‘a remarkable display of grit and determination’ … then it reports on the event organizers response to a woman getting her own shit on the track and various pieces of equipment that various others had to come into contact with ..
“As our sport continues to evolve, we are encountering new and increasingly complex situations that challenge us and where additional clarity is needed”
23 words there, .. of absolute bollocks. Plenty of animal species show more self respect when it comes to shit or shitting. Cats, dogs, rabbits and pigs – yes pigs – among the species I’ve observed being hyper hygienic about their habitats and their own presentation, when living unhindered enough to choose where to go. Some dogs I owned for 12 & 13 years that I never even saw take a shit ever … because they’d retreat to long grass in the distance. Not all breeds, but some. If many of the abovementioned species get crap on their fur or whatever, they won’t be happy until it’s removed.
And then there’s the cunt in the story. Went on to win and is the world champion at this bollocks event, it says. Another msm claimed to have ‘her side of the story’ .. but I’d guess that bit of ‘journalism’ contains so much spin it’d make me dizzy.
World chamion at Hyrox, eh? I never heard of Hyrox in it’s purported 8 years in existence, until today when it’s world #1 shit herself in public. Her loved ones must be SO proud!
Nominated by Cuntemall.
The day after the nom, I found out that after parading around wearing her own shit on a worldwide stage as described, .. the unapologetic disgusting cunt hit the social media, and with any shred of having an ounce of dignity still-AWOL, the cunt *proudly* posted ..
“Go hard or go home … a win is a win”
To which I say .. some other cunt will come along and be this pelaton-wannabe ‘sports’ world champion next, and they in turn will be succeeded by some other cunt and so on … but you will ALWAYS be the one who didn’t have an ounce of dignity that day .. and it’s the only thing people will think about when you’re out & about or in company etc. Not that you won. But of those pictures of you covered in your own dried-in stinking (potentially biohazardous, btw) dried-in liquid filth.
If, going forward, you could attain a dollar for every time someone thought to themselves ‘The dirty bitch’ about you, upon seeing you in the street or meeting you for the rest of your life ; you’d be on a nice little earner cumulatively.
Fuckin’ skank.
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She’s the new Gary Lineker – big things are probably waiting for her down the line. The ability to shit in public earns you a big BBC contract
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Alternatively , the new Paula Radcliffe who took a dump over a drain, in public, during the London Marathon. I guess she was trying to fit in with the new local population.
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I remember it well Wanky. Our daughters, in their teens then, were watching the telly with us when the shitting in public by Radcliffe was reported. My wife quietly and very darkly said;
“Don’t ever let me hear that either of you did that…..”
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Morning WBC the Best bum children are also interested if you shit on the public. Been doing it for years now.
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I actually thought it was known as “doing a Radcliffe”.
I’d have been mortified, hidden out of sight until someone came along with water, wipes and clean clothes.
How vile!
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You beat me to it JP. I can’t understand how she is still the darling of the media after that incident.
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She’s taking up weightlifting……
https://youtube.com/shorts/-Hjgrlt6gdM?feature=shared
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As stunning and brave as a bearded man in a frock..
Most journalists these days are client ones, parroting shit from government scum.
Just once I would like a politician to be told to fuck off, for not answering the question.
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@bz… that’s akin too Zak poolanski having a gleaming set of pearly whites… ain’t gonna happen 😬
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“A murder investigation has been launched after a 40-year-old man was shot dead in a “senseless act of violence” as up to 50 people – including children – gathered for a memorial service in west London.”
A headline from Our BBC today.
The “senseless act of violence” being drug gang warfare of epidemic proportions,usually involving feral blek or paki trash,all of whom should be shot on sight.
Journalists as they like to call themselves are nothing of the sort.They delight in obfuscation,omission and distortion.
At least sorting the very few facts in any “story” or “headline” provides a little mental stimulus.
The bent cunts.
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The disingenuous journalist scum…the killing of a darkıe is never a ‘tragedy’…more a ’cause for celebration’.
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I run 15-odd miles a week, have done for 35 years and have never once in all those thousands of trips needed to go for a shit.
A sneaky piss behind some trees, yes, but never a dump.
It’s kind of like your body recognizes that your ‘in-action’ and puts a pause on a dump signal.
I can only conclude that this bird has Elton John levels of ringpiece looseness, presumably as a result of enjoying a regularly furious buggering.
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It’ll be those extra small leather hotpants you wear underneath your jogging shorts, Cunt Engine.
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I told you about my sexy exercise undies in confidence, you damn Judas LL.
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I ran to catch a bus once Tom, before I had a driving licence.
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Who in their right mind would take part in an event where shitting yourself in public is a genuine possibility?
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There’s a 30yrs forgotten memory triggered … Jackass The Movie .. one of ’em took a ton of laxatives then went in to a hardware/bathroom emporium & emptied his guts into a display model toilet on the sales floor. He brought a newspaper to read, and everything 😄.
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The majority of journalism is shit anyway, the BBC is full of it.
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Just a load of shit-stirring cunts.
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“The Bottom Inspectors” have definitely got their hands full.
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I must be dating the wrong type of birds.
Can’t even get mine to do a cheeky pee in the woods.
“what the fuck is wrong with you ?” is all I get.
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Were you asking to stand under the stream, hc?
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I think people expect too much of journalists. They are just paid scribes and mouthpieces. Have they ever been anything other than gossip merchants, teleprompter readers, and writers of shite that is subject to their editor’s and company’s checks? Some of them can be good; these days likely to be on substack and YouTube. Or are they more commentators? What’s the difference?
As for the one who shit herself. I suppose she was damned either way. If she hadn’t carried on, she’d be the person who had to pull out because she had an accident. Then again, I’m sure she would have had some inkling in advance, and could’ve dashed off to the toilet. So perhaps it was a choice she made to carry on, which is indeed disgusting and a bit strange.
Mind you, I’ve often found a lot of women are gross when it comes to the subject of defacation. For men, Englishmen anyway, it is a ceremonial activity to be done in absolute privacy. I have been knowm to go to practically abandoned bogs on the 10th floor of a building I’ve been working in to find myself a nice quiet place to lay down the law in peace, well away from others.
But then back at my desk, I’d find women talking about the contents of nappies in full earshot of others, just as I was trying to enjoy a bacon sandwich. Disgusting and disrespectful.
Also, what is the point of a woman being all muscled up like a bloke and competing in made up events like that? I really don’t get it. Just a complete waste of resources. How about meet a white man, have children and be a home maker? Why is freakery the norm?
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Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮
Surely she should have been disqualified for being a dirty bastard
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It’s a fairly well known fact that certain drugs can cause constipation, which can lead to sudden and unexpected evacuation of the bowels.
Seeing as she’s an athlete who’s just smashed her personal best, you’d think someone would be a tiny bit suspicious.
But I guess that would be sexist.
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Back in my gym days it was a well known point of discussion that many supplements,particularly whey protein,would often to lead to a rapid “khazi dash”..
Perhaps this lady enjoys such additions to her diet,thus accounting for her complete lack of a feminine physique.
ps:Possibly a relative of Amber Heard ?
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And lo, apologists gushed about ..
‘grit and determination’
More like
‘shit and degradation’
Would have been somewhat amusing if she had sports-footwear sponsorship… closeups of whatever white trainers, the logo showing through the shameful biological detritus.
A certaun brands spin doctors with a hell of a job on their hands afterwards : ‘Just poo it’, perhaps ..
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Talking of shite, when are we able to discuss the going’s on at Man City, because Norman and myself are rubbing our hands on the starting blocks, besides needing our bollocks sewn back on due to repeatedly laughing them off.
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I suppose it would need a nom if anyone’s up for it.
I know a lot of cunters don’t like football nominations, but it would appear that Tatlock may have been involved in some shady dealings with City’s Arab owners. So plenty to vent and speculate on.
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If it hasn’t been nominated I may well have a thrash at it this afternoon.
Although I may just enjoy some ” refreshments” instead,most remiss of me.
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Nice one Unkle.
Now enjoy that refreshment break.
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I did and am doing.
Good health 🎩
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Arab owners, that’s enough to get a deadman suspicious
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I don’t know or care what hyrox is but one can be sure she has the perfect no quit attitude in bed.
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Footballers are made to change their shirts if there is a trace of blood on them.
I imagine that other sports don’t allow people to compete if they are wearing clothes that are a bio hazard as well.
The organisers should have stopped her competing and told her to clean herself up.
It’s just as well that swimming isn’t one of the disciplines in hyrox.
The woman is a filthy fucking cunt.
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Hmm, rugby players manage just fine with a bit of blood, its only when the bleeding is a bit out of hand they get told by the ref to get off and patched up.
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You have to act nonchalant.
you can get through most things if you act like
you dont give a fuck.
I remember being ill and my gran giving me Indian Brandy ,
her cure all for any ailment.
I got about half a mile down the round,
and felt ever so poorly.
My mouth metallic and saliva flowing,
my tummy gurgling.
There was a bus stop with two old bids stood waiting.
I had no control,
I dropped to my knees in front of them and projectile vomited.
it was tinged red from the Indian brandy.
They were appalled.
” disgusting!”
” bloody drug addicts!”
my reply was another dose of heaving up my guts.
they got on the bus still ranting about what a disgrace I was.
I sat in a rapidly expanding lake of puke.
felt better after that.
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At least it wasn’t Serena Williams flinging her scat around on Centre Court.
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Surely a job for the RSPCA?
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