Benedict Cumberbatch

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Benedict Cumberbatch – daft trollops wanting to commit suicide because he’s got married, for fucks sake, this man is just a complete cunt of the highest order, and why so fucking posh?

For what I can work out using the internet, and old VHS tapes, his sister is married to Rodney Trotter, his mum is a bossy old tart who drives around in futuristic cars from the 1970s, and his dad is a bloke who owns a printing firm and a limousine company hiring out old Ford Granada’s.

I also found out that his dad’s been in nick, and also buys old dodgy mobile phones off someone called Arthur Dailey, Arthur bloody Dailey, the biggest used car salesman in north London.

Nominated by: Ram it home Ginger Rogers

Yet another rich born left wing twat, who thinks he has a god given right to lecture people on the need to bring an unlimited number of ‘refugees’ to the UK. Which is what he did at the end of his Hamlet gigs. If I’d been at one of those performances, I’d have got up and walked out as soon as the Hamlet bit was over.

It’s all very well shouting “FUCK THE GOVERNMENT” (very classy by the way), and demanding that more foreign parasites be allowed to permanently settle in the UK. But people like Bendydick were born into privilege. They’ve never lived in the areas that these so called refugees get sent to. They’ve never seen the disruption, or the tensions it’s caused with the indigenous people, because nobody asked if they WANTED a bunch of, mostly, aggressive and hostile strangers to bring their alien culture to a long established community.

The only experience cunts like Benzadrine Cuntflaps have of immigrants, come from the fucking au pairs, maids and cleaners they hire on the cheap. The worst of them, are those like Geldof and Cooper-Balls. They both offered to put up a Syrian ‘refugee’ family in their own homes. Now that the fuckers are over here, Geldof and Cooper-Balls have both been strangely silent on that issue. Cooper-Balls was interviewed over the phone by Nick Ferrari on his radio show a few weeks back. All was going well until Nick enquired about her promise to house a refugee family. The line suddenly went dead. Refugees welcome? Only until she has to keep a promise.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Cumberbatch was really quite good as Hamlet. Shame’s he’s such a cunt in real life…

Have a refugee for Christmas, Bennie. It’s cheaper than a turkey!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Andy Murray [10]

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Andy Murray is a cunt. Not only does he almost single handedly win the Davis cup for Great Britain for the first time since the 1930s but he then gets awarded the BBC personality of the year award during which he actually makes a joke about his ‘personality’. What an utter cunt.

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

Andy Murray dour jock cunt has just won sports personality of the year,how can an individual devoid of personality be a champion of it, fucked if I know

Nominated by: Toryboy

Sir David Attenborough [3]

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Sir David Attenborough is an old cunt…

Once one the world’s great broadcasters and presenters, the stupid old get is now narrating Adele’s ‘Hello’ video… Why one of Britain’s broadcasting greats would want to suck up to a fat chav trollop is anyone’s guess… Celebrity (and the arselicking of) is a blight that now infests almost all popular culture…

Nothing is safe or sacred…

Nominated by: Norman

Dead Pool [29]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Guardian Hater who correctly predicted that the nasty little peado cunt Greville Janner would pop his clogs next. This at least proves that he might have got away with his disgusting behaviour but the Almighty has called the cunt to count. So definitely one less solid gold ubercunt in the world this morning…

So the slate is been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 29. They’re still dropping like flies this time of year so there’s never been a better time to get your name on the slate!

Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Colette Paul

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The cunt in charge of the Bedfordshire police wants to impose a zero tolerance for speeding on the M1. So 1mph over the limit and you get a £100 fine.

The reason, to reduce accidents and potential deaths you may think, which is the usual bollocks of an excuse they use for speed cameras? No this cunt has openly said and admitted its a cash generating scheme to raise lost revenue due to government cuts. I don’t know whether to applaud the cunt for at least telling the truth or call her a complete twat.

Stop harassing the motorist and start doing some proper plod work like nicking criminals.

Nominated by: Lord Swinging Balls