Dead Pool [197]

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Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of Emmy Tony SAG BAFTA and Oscar-winning Acor Christopher Plummer. Plummer was 91 and despite a distinguished 75-year career will always be synonymous with his role of Captain Von Trop in the Sound of Music.

On to Deadpool 197.You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

My Picks (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Armen Sarksyan
Ron Wright (US representative)
David Gulpilil
Leo Spinks

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [197]”

  2. Well done KC. Christopher Plummer was a great actor. Love his portrayal of squadron leader Harvey in the Battle of Britain, “help yourselves everyone, there’s no fighter escort”, brill.
    My five
    Beverley Cleary (American author of kids books )
    Tippi Hedren
    Jackie Mason
    The European Union
    Tony Bennett

  7. Richard O’Sullivan
    Harry Roberts
    Lawrie McMenemy
    Joe ‘kid sniffer’ Biden.
    Pope Francis

  9. Big Fat Ron Atkinson
    Roy Hattersley
    William ‘The Fridge Perry’
    Hardy Kruger
    Biddy Baxter

  10. Wee jimmy kranky
    Michael Parkinson
    Prince phillip
    Leslie Phillips
    Tom baker

  11. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

  13. Owen Jones
    Ash Sarkar
    Aaron Bastani
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Ian Blackford
    Another fucking wish list. I’d rather these 5 go than I win the £110 million Euro lottery tonight. Bunch of cunts.

  14. Colin Baker (lardy ex-TARDIS pilot)
    Matthew Corbett (him with his hand up Sooty’s arse)
    Una Stubbs (worth a squirt many moons ago)
    Tina Turner (you’d still go there, but only so you could say you had)
    Michael Moorcock (soon-to-be literal ghost writer)

    • Was in love with Una in her Till Death Us Do Part days.
      And she was even hot as Aunt Sally in Worzel Gummidge.

      Moorcock’s Behold The Man is fucking mental. A good book though.

  16. Go fuck yourselves

    Yaphet Kotto
    Paul Gascoigne
    Bernie Eccleston
    David Van Day
    Dave Courtney

  17. Congrats King C 👍
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    Rated Plummer as an actor, but many years back I saw him being interviewed by Sophie Raworth about some film. Sophie I have always found to be courteous and polite, but Plummer really tore into her in a very nasty way. If you’re in a shitty mood, decline the interview. He came across as a real arrogant, up his own arse Bastard. So fuck him – he’s worm food now, the self important Cunt 🖕
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    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    Billy Dee Williams (Lando)

  23. Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Ted Dexter
    John Hemingway
    Sir Phillip Green

    The BBC in their reports of Christopher Plummer’s demise are busy implying he was not a nice bloke.

    • Considering the level of arse licking they did in Jimmy Savile`s obituary I would take that as a compliment.

      • Yet this is the same BBC who waxed lyrical over that cunt Winnie Mandela when the evil bitch popped her clogs. They were all over the sadistic slag, but when Sean Connery went, all we heard from the ‘Beeb’ was ‘But… But… He wasn’t nice to wimmin!’

  27. Well done KC. Good turnover at the mo, makes. A tedious part of the year vaguely more bearable!! Here’s hoping some nuclear-grade cunts will shuffle off…

    Camilla Parkyer- owels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

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