The Messiah myth

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The Jesus story predates erm Jesus and a similar story can be found in many other religions. In the world of theology now dominated by three major religions the view of Jesus vary widely. Religion v.1.0 believes Jesus to be a false messiah currently burning in a pit of excrement. Religion v.2.0 believe Jesus is our salvation and the only path to God. Religion v3.0 believe Jesus to be a prophet but denies his divinity and places him below the merchant, warrior with a fondness for the much much younger woman.

People who have made a life long study of esoteric mythology believe that Jesus represents the Sun of God and is indeed Sun worship, the Catholic Church stems from moon worshippers and Islam is worship of Saturn or indeed SATAN interesting stuff.

The only truth universal to all religions is that your God will help you if you help yourself and the more you help yourself the more your god will help you.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Rihanna [3]

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I see Rihanna has just been awarded a lifetime achievement award at some fucking music awards or other.

I mean come on, she’s 28 for fucks sake. She deserves a lifetime achievement award, as much as I deserve a fucking peerage.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Jared Leto

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Jared Leto is a cunt…

Most definitely the crappest Joker ever.. None of Cesar Romero’s flair and enthusiasm, none of Jack Nicholson’s talent, and none of Heath Ledger’s menace… Leto really is a shite Clown Prince Of Crime….

The rest of Suicide Squad is bollocks too… Deadshot is black (that Will Smith cunt, when Deadshot is white int the storied), that silly cow, Margot Robbie, acting (badly) like she’s in a Carry On film, and that talentless Delevigne slag, just being irritating as usual…

These DC films have really been shite…

Nominated by: Norman

Farage’s next move

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Is it possible to cunt someone without cunting them? If so, I’d like to cunt (hold onto your hats) but not cunt Nigel farage.

My problem I guess is that you don’t know what he has up his sleeve.

I absolutely love the guy. Love him.
But what the fuck is he playing at?

It’s blindingly obvious that the establishment wants to betray Brexit.

All he had to do was sit tight until 2020 and if, which looks likely, Brexit will be shat upon by the establishment remain cunts like May and he would have had 17 million very pissed off leavers crossing the UKIP box. He could have found himself in Downing Street.

Libs are dead.
Labour are impossible to vote for.
I can’t see UKIP without him getting the votes.
People just won’t vote and Tories just carry on fucking us over.

Word on the street is Aaron banks is starting a new working man’s party to bury labour and carry the leave voters. He apparently wants Nigel at the helm. They need to get on with it though pronto or 2020 will be too early.

I can’t cunt Nigel, so I guess I’m cunting not knowing what he’s up to.

Fishing, cricket, family….
Bollocks. Don’t believe you Nigel.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno