Farage’s next move

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Is it possible to cunt someone without cunting them? If so, I’d like to cunt (hold onto your hats) but not cunt Nigel farage.

My problem I guess is that you don’t know what he has up his sleeve.

I absolutely love the guy. Love him.
But what the fuck is he playing at?

It’s blindingly obvious that the establishment wants to betray Brexit.

All he had to do was sit tight until 2020 and if, which looks likely, Brexit will be shat upon by the establishment remain cunts like May and he would have had 17 million very pissed off leavers crossing the UKIP box. He could have found himself in Downing Street.

Libs are dead.
Labour are impossible to vote for.
I can’t see UKIP without him getting the votes.
People just won’t vote and Tories just carry on fucking us over.

Word on the street is Aaron banks is starting a new working man’s party to bury labour and carry the leave voters. He apparently wants Nigel at the helm. They need to get on with it though pronto or 2020 will be too early.

I can’t cunt Nigel, so I guess I’m cunting not knowing what he’s up to.

Fishing, cricket, family….
Bollocks. Don’t believe you Nigel.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

41 thoughts on “Farage’s next move

  1. Nigel Farage is one of the greatest politicians of our time. It fucking annoys me that he is smeared in the media for his honesty …..if only all politicians were like him!!!!

  2. Nige needs to start a new political party to represent the English working class… To be a proper threat to the Tories, bury Labour alive, and flush the Lib Dems down the bog once and for all…

    • I agree, there is nobody representing this group anymore, the Labour Party are a complete disgrace and have decided that ethnic minorities, particularly Muslims, are now the people they want to attract.

  3. Paul Hollywood is a cunt, all the other cunts who present the Bake off won’t go to Channel 4 but this money grabbing cunt says “It’s been a huge part of my life in the past few years and I just couldn’t turn my back on all that,”. Why not say they offered me too much to turn it down you cunt.

  4. I’d like to cunt CJ deMooi. This is the “egghead” who wrote in his autobiography that he punched a mugger and then chucked him in a canal,where he drowned. Now normally, I’d have applauded his actions,but this supposed genius saw fit to boast about it print. I’m fucking sure that if I’d got away with offing some cunt I wouldn’t be rushing to broadcast the fact.
    Of course,knowing that the raving poof was capable of this,has slightly derailed my plan to pinch that pink bonnet of Izzards’ head. Imagine the shame of getting chinned by Izzard.

    • People paying £200 for one of the new plastic £5 pound notes on EBay are cunts. Bad enough when people pay 3 x the price to have a new iPhone that cost 20 quid to make to get one a week earlier but paying 20 x the face value of something you won’t even notice spending in a few weeks time………….oh you really must be a cunt of titanic magnitude.

      • Which bellend is paying 200 nicker for the new fiver? I saw three of the fucking things today in ordinary business… About time they had old Winnie on UK currency….

    • I reckon he’s lying about that Amsterdam shite.
      Trying to get some cred.

      If he isn’t then that’s natural selection in action!

    • You know he’s a cunt (CJ de Mooi) when his real fucking name is John Smith (or summat equally normal) pretentious cunt!

      When I did a stint in Northamptonshire I had digs at a cracking little town called Stony Stratford (famous for the “Cock & Bull” story) and I used to watch Eggheads when I was on earlies because I could only get BBC2 on the telly (better than BBC1 I suppose).

      Back then “CJ” was the go to Egghead for fancying your chances against the cunt in the head-to-head, i.e., the weakest link in the Egghead chain.

      He must’ve had a huge sigh of relief when they brought David Rainford and especially that irritating Lisa Thiel into the mix (I had to look those two up, I was going to say “the black bloke and thick younger bint with the dark hair” but that’s not PC is it). Those two are about as much use as a car park in the middle of the Pacific Ocean!

  5. The moment a person decides to become a politician they make a conscious decision to poke their beaky nose into everybody else’s business and turn everything in favour of their own ideology. This may be for the right reasons but doesn’t that attitude also automatically qualify said person as a cunt?
    You may applaud Mr Nigel on a job well done but he joined the cunt club with all those other interfering political toss pots “and for that reason” (oooh, I used that Dragon’s Den phrase adopted by every cunt under the sun) I’m afraid he deserves a cunting!

    P. S. Why does my predictive text always want to change ‘cunt’ to ‘Cynthia’?

    • Cunt Khan is a piss boiler; out on a jolly somewhere saying that terror attacks are “part and parcel of living in a big city” as if somehow we’ve all got to accept it and get on with it. Didn’t Hogan-Whore say something similar? What happened to zero tolerance, the buzz phrase of a while back? We don’t expect NHS workers to tolerate abuse or indeed anyone in public service yet we can all expect to be knifed, gunned down, or bombed because that’s the way it is. What fucking bollocks. It’s easy for or Khan to say as he’s a fucking muzzer and justifying the most outrageous criminal behaviour so that he and the Met can abdicate the obligation to take on the problem. Khan is a first class sow’s cunt.

  6. Can’t see how Farage would be a good leader of any party . He wanted out of Europe, confident that everything would be OK when he had no idea if it will or not, the currently good state of the economy being whilst we are still IN Europe.
    It’s possible the economy will tank and the financial markets might suffer but Farage ,who has twice left his party without a proper leader has buggered off to be the leader of another party , or so it’s rumoured on here.
    UKIP was his platform ,the party that because of his leadership and charisma , got the support for Brexit, that millions voted for and has now lost the one man that held it together ,because he wants his life back, his country not being enough, apparently.
    He is still an MEP, has to get some cash from somewhere, but he has failed on several occasions to get into Parliament and for him to lead a socialist party of any kind seems highly unlikely. Even if he does ,for how long before he fucks off again?

    He needs a cunting.

  7. I’d rather have Farage in the top job, on a turn up for work when you fancy it basis than any other cunt on the political scene.
    I can’t see him doing any worse than the self serving scum that have sold this country down the river, made the rich super rich and the poor totally fuckin’ skint.
    Fuckin’ cunts……

  8. Brad Pitt is a cunt… If he had the chance to tonk Marion Cotillard, and didn’t, then he is a cunt of the highest order…

    Snatchelina Jolie is a doo-lally, crabs infested, shagnasty cunt (as we all know)…

    And Adele is a cunt for ‘dedicating’ a show to two self indulgent Hollywood cunts who wouldn’t give her the time of day…. Typical celeb loving, gob filled with choccies, Hello magazine reading tart… Once a chav, always a chav…

    • If you pasue for thought Norman, Brad who is indeed a cunt will never be short of hawt young things to shag……………what a cunt

    • Brad Pitt is a cunt of the highest order for dumping Jennifer Aniston. Well that’s my opinion anyway and I challenge any other red blooded male to disagree! Love how posts on this website start off cunting one ass hat and then go off on a tangent to randomly dish out a serious cunting to all those other uber-cunts in the news…

      • Agree about Jennifer Aniston 100%… How Pitt could dump her for that dirty faghag, Jolie, I’ll never know… Bradders could have his pick (and he has done!), but settling for a crazy apeshit slapper with arguably the most overused cunt in Hollywood (with the possible exception of that Lohan slag)? Pitt really is a cunt…

      • Anyone remember jolie snogging the face off her BROTHER on the red carpet ? It was sometime in the late nineties, tongues and everything. Her father still speaks to the cunts ..wtf….slaaaaaag…

    • All that spazzing about… It could be a new craze: Spazzing For God…
      But don’t tell the BBC… It will offend their precious pet goatfuckers….

  9. I don’t see how Brad Pitt needs a cunting, other than he is a crap actor. He’s skewered Aniston Jolie and many other very tasty morsels.
    He cunted them off too and although they might be well worth a few yards of schlong , the first two are right up their own arses and well worth being cuntidates on here.
    And the filthy bastard will no doubt be oiling many more flanges so ..oh fuck it let’s cunt him anyway….

  10. Once brexit is achieved the UK will prosper and the EU will fall appart, drowned under a flood of wogs. But even then there will be cunts who will say Farage is a cunt. What a bunch of ungrateful cunts.

  11. Paul Sykes ,the billionaire who funded Ukip,has fucked off to the Conservatives. The whole fucking party fucks off regularly to somewhere or other.
    Farage has worked hard for what he wants and he has got it, except that phrases like “Once brexit is achieved the UK will prosper and the EU will fall apart” seem to be part of the absolute bollocks that surrounds all this.
    You do not know what the fuck will happen because it hasn’t happened yet .
    . The EU countries all signed up to this ,chucked all their savings in, bowed down and said thanks. They aren’t going to stand up and say ‘we were wrong’ ,not until the cash runs out and they will just print more because all those 20 odd countries will be seen to be stronger than the UK by those who lend.
    I’ve got my country back is a fucking dirge sung by cunts who really do not know what it means.
    We shall be on our own and there will not be a rush to shake our hand and do wonderful deals . This will become apparent once we get the decree nisi.
    Watch Mr Farage’s reputation then

  12. I want to cunt “Women on the Frontline”.
    First we have some mentally ill bloke (with a cock) having changed his name to Chloe and had a shot of oestrogen up his arse being lauded as the first woman to serve in the infantry.
    Now they’re opening up Royal Marine training to split-arses… No doubt the first one will be given umpteen chances on every physical test, all the support, recovery and mentor ship under the sun then be lauded in the media as a Super Woman.
    Fuck sake man. 352 years of slaughtering every fucker and winning every battle honour going just to bow down to the PC SJW brigade.

    • Totally agree RMCunt .. Although to be fair a woman HAS already passed that fucking Craphat selection. Pip Tattersall (name ring a bell). Do yourself a favour and join a real regiment mate UTRINQUE PARATUS!!

      • Haha! (Sm)All arms course was what she passed mate, and last time I checked birds were getting maroon lids when they rocked up from basic.
        Do your lads even jump anymore? Makes you pretty redundant really!

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