The ‘crackdown’ – no pun intended – on traditional footie chants is a right cunt.
Footie has been ruined by the woke twats. Poor Hull City and its fans have been fucked over by the ‘powers that be’ merely for singing about ‘rent boys’:
Of course, the BBC correspondents cannot use the term ‘rent boys’ because their collective dicks are so fare up male prostitutes’ arses there is no room left for a sense of humour.
This sort of nonsense has ruined the game for proper fans. There is no point in going if you can only sing fucking ‘Sweet Caroline’ as you sip your fucking diet fucking coke.
Oh and while we are at it, Chelsea are shit and always have been.
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
Here we go …
You`ll never cunt alone.
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Now then Twenty, I’ve read that there’s a proposal to lift the ban on alcohol being consumed in football stadiums.
I’m sure the fans will be happy to forgo ” the ref is a wanker ” chants in favour of a nice can of beer or ten!
Alcohol and football fans, what could possibly go wrong?
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Alcohol and footie are the perfect mix, JP. If not, I would be forced to consider the major sponsors of footie tournaments – brewers – to be hypocrites! We are the country that is out of step. In Denmark, Germany and most other countries beer is available at matches at sensible prices. Pies are important too, obvs.
Good morning, everyone.
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Not forgetting Bovril® too (`how that beefy taste cheered us!`).
And pissing on the back of the supporter in front of you because the only bog for a bout 5000 fans was too far away and broken.
Happy days.
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Before the premiere league, there was a chant for the referee’s, who’s the bastard in the black. Now I want to know why do we have loads of black bastard players.
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‘Guehi, Kane and O’Reilly are wankers
Guehi, Kane and O’Reilly are wankers’
Hmmm, doesn’t really scan, does it?
True though.
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Israel v Republic of Ireland this should be a right laugh. The Irish getting anti-violence all of a sudden! Fancy being in a country where cunts blow up innocent people. It’s not right, begorrah!
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There’s only one F in Fulham is the chant. You’d be classed illiterate if there were more.
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One of my favourite chants of all time was when rival fans sang “Two Andy Goram’s, there’s only two Andy Goram’s after the then Rangers goalkeeper was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. Hate crime now.
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Chanted by Celtic fans following news reports that Rangers’ goalkeeper had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia:
‘Two Andy Gorams,
There’s only two Andy Gorams…..’
See yoo Jimmie.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ck5ywnp075d1o
“You’re not singing any more”.
Good.
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“Your just a town full of bombers,
Leicester Taliban”
As for the header pic, & the last part of the script, from my earliest schooldays, whenever I was asked “Who do you support?” My answer was always “Anyone who beats Chelsea.” Not being a footy fan myself.
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When players go down injured from the slightest contact, fans should shout “remove the hypochondriac from the field of play.”
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I don’t like foorball, but I did appreciate the audiences chanting “Keir Starmer’s A Wanker”. How very apposite
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Surely the government don’t have a problem with chants against Tottenham?
You’d think their anti Jewish diatribes would slot in perfectly with labour policy.
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It looks like the fans of Iranian dinghy rats are starting to mobilise.
You fucking thick lefty liberal wokerati politicians were warned.
Uncle Sam will not be happy.
Ship the cunts of to Rwanda..!
BBC News – RAF Fairford: Men held under Explosives Act in major incident – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqrm99mm9l84o?app-referrer=push-notification
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You know it isn’t the far far far right, because the BBC would be creaming their frillies and shouting it from the rooftops.
Which leaves the fwee fwee Palestine blue hairs and the peaceful suicide bombers.
I noticed there were only men arrested, so that rules out the blue hairs.
Hmm. Who could it be? 🤔
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I find football chanting coarse,
and vulgar.
can’t they just hum a tune so it doesn’t upset anyone?
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The Dambusters theme?
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When one of the lads at worked vented a particularly stinking arse biscuit into the machine shop tea room, someone would cry out, ‘jeez whose shit’ ? In reply as one voice all the lads replied ‘Spurs’.
Probably a hate crime these days.
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