The ‘crackdown’ – no pun intended – on traditional footie chants is a right cunt.
Footie has been ruined by the woke twats. Poor Hull City and its fans have been fucked over by the ‘powers that be’ merely for singing about ‘rent boys’:
Of course, the BBC correspondents cannot use the term ‘rent boys’ because their collective dicks are so fare up male prostitutes’ arses there is no room left for a sense of humour.
This sort of nonsense has ruined the game for proper fans. There is no point in going if you can only sing fucking ‘Sweet Caroline’ as you sip your fucking diet fucking coke.
Oh and while we are at it, Chelsea are shit and always have been.
Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
The humour. rivalry and banter has gone out of the game.
I recall the Liverpool fans once sang (to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar)…
‘Georgie Best. Superstar. Wears frilly knickers, and he wears a bra’.🎵
Bestie – bless him – borrowed an Anfield tea lady’s hand bag, out it under his, arm, and he minced out of the tunnel when the teams came out.
Also, Mike Summerbee. A Manchester City player of some ability, I have to say.
Mike got stick off the United fans because of the size of his conk, so he used to pretend to blow his nose on the corner flag. When the game was full of proper men and proper characters.
If that ‘Superstar’ song was sung at a player now, the cunt (mainly foreign and/or black) would be on X grassing and crying about how ‘traumatised’ he is.
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Bestie – bless him – borrowed an Anfield tea lady’s hand bag, put it under his, arm, and he minced out of the tunnel when the teams came out.
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@norm… imagine big jack’s little black book today… he’d be in armley jail within a couple of hours 😩
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England fans are mongs.
What the fuck has a 1970 song by Neil Diamond, that is about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with English football in any way?
Also, when they decided to grunt out that tuneless dirge Seven Nation Army by those inbred my sister’s me wife freaks The White Stripes.
Again. why?
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And she was about 10 so it’s a pea dough anthem anyway.
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I always found Gilbert O’ Sullivan’s ‘Clare’ a trifle dubious too.
The fact that she was related to Gilbert for a start. But, in the lyrics, there is talk of marriage.
He did some great stuff, but that wasn’t one of them.
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It was good to see the City boys fucking up last night.
I would imagine they’ve got a lot on their minds at the moment.
The money grubbing cunts!
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Modern Football is shite anyway, bunch of overpaid puffs kicking a ball around and occasionally pretending to fall over in life-threatening agony. It needs updating to make it interesting again – maybe using Left Wing MP’s heads.
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And steal capped football boots so they don’t have to fake the injury.
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Notice how a lot of things that are being erased from society are what could be working class.
Values
Opinions
Footie chants
The working class don’t fit the narrative and are being replaced by cheaper imports who are generally more offensive.
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The Duke of Wellington once referred to his soldiers as ‘scum of the earth’.
Apparently, he meant this in an affectionate way, meaning that those of better breeding couldn’t fight like they could,
Our modern leaders, however, mean it in the literal sense with absolutely no affection whatsoever.
They really despise everything the working man stands for.
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Perverse isn’t it? But then people still think that when someone in power says ‘diversity is out strength, that we are part of the ‘our’, it’s painfully obvious we are the target of their policies.
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My favourite on re a Korean footballer was this:
“Park, Park, wherever you
may be,You eat dogs in your country,It could be worse, you could be Scouse,Eating rats in your council house…”
Re Park Ji-sung
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At Old Trafford we had a song based on the the bit of the Spice Girls Wannabe, that introduces the group members.
‘So, here’s a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
You got G like MC who likes it on a
Easy V doesn’t come for free, she’s a real lady
And as for me, ha you’ll see.’
Our version…
There’s a baby bitch and a token black.
And a ginger bitch who they gave the sack.
But worst of all is a titless Scouse.
Who’ll steal your car and rob your house.
And, there’s the posh one, who’s got class.
But she takes it up the ass.’
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I like the Famine Song that my team Rangers do.
“the famine’s over, why don’t you go home” sung to the tune of Sloop John B.
Billy Boys, Derry’s Walls… yup, we have the best songbook
The hurty words are only an issue when we beat the scum.
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