KT Tunstall

Posted on November 27, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

KT Tunstall is a cunt…

Apart from her music being crap and appearing with that Jools Holland cunt on every Cuntenanny show on New Year’s Eve, she’s a proper pretentious tart… Apparently her real name (Kate) wasn’t ‘rock star’ enough so she adopted the stupid KT tag… Don’t see what the daft mare is on about… It was good enough for Kate Bush..

‘KT’ said the following on the matter: “Kate just makes me think of a buxom lass baking bread for her man working in the fields…. I have no problem with that, but it’s just not really how I pictured being a rock star….” Talk about pretentious and up your own arse..

And as for ‘rock star’? That’s a fucking laugh… Daft deluded cunt..

Nominated by: Norman

Heathrow expansion protesters

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I’d like to cunt Heathrow expansion protesters. Yet again we have these fucking (young) middle class SJW’s lying on a road with their arms linked together in a fucking drainpipe shouting shit about not wanting another runway at Heathrow.

What really grinds my testicles is that they probably don’t live anywhere near the fucking place. Some cunt even had the audacity to bring out a banner saying ‘Runner beans not Runways’. I tried to find ‘buying runner beans near Heathrow’. Even the internet couldn’t find anything.

Don’t get me wrong. I do feel for those who will lose their homes, businesses and pubs, etc. However, I am in the fucking ‘flightpath’ of HS2 so will be willing to take the fucking money and move on with a nice bit of cash in my pocket and compo to boot. I hate where I live anyway so fuck it.

Most of these cunt’s protesting aren’t directly affected. Fuck off home. There’s plenty of perfect arable land for growing fucking runner beans in Surrey. You probably already know that which is why you made the banner, you fucking whinging cunts.

Nominated by: Wankycunt

Andi Peters

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I was just flicking through the channels and I saw Andi Peters hawking food products on QVC, no doubt because he obviously works out 7 days a week at the White Swallow Gym & Steam Rooms.

So he has decided to cash-in by claiming his recipes is the key to his physique.

Fucking money-grabbing arse bandit

Nominated by: Boaby

Dead Pool (44)

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted that despite surviving 634 assassination attempts, Fidel Castro has passed away!

So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 44…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the
So we wipe the slate clean and move on to Dead Pool 43…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Here’s the Dioclese five for this time round : Javier Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Peter Lord Carrington, Bob Dole, Paul Gascoigne

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

Synchronised Advertising

Posted on November 26, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I would like to nominate “Synchronised Advertising” for a cunting.

Generally speaking I avoid adverts like the plague by either watching stuff on catch-up, or, pausing a live show for 15mins, make a brew and then skip through that shite at my leisure.

There are two exceptions:
1) When I’m working away and don’t have the luxury of a Sky or YouView box.
2) Listening to commercial radio on my travels.

Now I know the BBC have no ads (currently) but they do have shit programmes not worth watching or listening to, so I see what’s on FreeView.

As soon as those 118 cunts come on I do a bit of channel hoping and every other commercial channel also seems to be running ads at *exactly* the same time! Cunts.
Same with commercial radio. As soon as an ad comes on I search up/down onto yet another ad, and another, and another.

Again you hit the odd BBC piece of shit but who the fuck wants to listen to Vanessa Feltz drone on about her fucking brood and her 1/2 frog grandkid at 5am in the morning! Not me, that’s for fucking sure!

When we only had ITV & CH4 you never got ads at the same time. Now in the digital era they’re all sync’d so if you do channel hop you still get to see some cunt’s advert knowing full well that for every cunt who’s hopped off their channel, at least one will hop on to theirs.

Whoever managed to organise advertising slots across channels – give or take 10secs – desperately requires an utter cunting! Fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!