Promise vs Suggestion

I’d like to cunt the thick cunts who do not know the difference between a suggestion and a promise.

Here is the definition of a suggestion;
An idea or plan put forward for consideration.

Here is the definition of a promise;
A declaration or assurance that one will do something or that a particular thing will happen.

The two are quite different things. A few examples of a suggestion would be;

Lets go to the pub.
Lets have chips for tea.
Lets go to the seaside at the weekend.

Now these are promises;

We will go to the pub.
We will have chips for tea.
We will go to the seaside at the weekend.

You see, completely different aren’t they? Only a fucking moron would confuse the two.

Just like the fucking remoaner morons who think “Lets fund the NHS instead” is a fucking promise! It is a suggestion, you dos fucking CCCCCUUUUNNNNTTTTSSSS!

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

Griefjacking

A load of wankers were holding hands on Westminster Bridge in remembrance of the Camel driver attack. Who are these arseholes who have to make a public exhibition of their grief for people they don’t know and never met? They are a national embarrasment and a bunch of attention seeking cunts. Get a fucking life for fucks sake.

Nominated by Fredie the Frog.

Grief jacking no other word for it M8, its incredibly thick headed too, to gloat and say “hey no one is mowing us down today and killing us! stronger together wank” Its a fake sign of solidarity if u ask me.

Nominated by Tit Slapper.

No way on this earth will I be watching any of that talentless stomach churning griefjacking emotional blackmail shite. I’d rather paint my cock with maple syrup and poke it in a hornets nest than sit and watch that vomit inducing non-talent sleb circlejerk. The only people taken-in by this are the gullible sheeple who feel pressured into parting with their cash for yet another lost cause in Africa. What has it achieved over the years? Merry fuck-all. Nothing has ever changed for the better out there. Nothing ever will. What goes on out there is not my concern.

Nominated by TwatVarnish.

Blame it on Brexit

Remember ‘Blame it on the boogie’ by the Jacksons? Well now we have ‘Blame it on the Brexit’.

Post triggering of Article 50 we have a surge in hate crimes against Brexit. All over Europe anti-Brexit feeling has boiled over to vitriolic hate and it has even been linked to climate change by Al Bore.

Everyone in the MSM, zleb land and tired old, has been, cunt politicians and their slippery advisors have been turbo charged into mass Brexit hysteria.

Only at the weekend we heard of Spain being giving rights to block Gibraltar leaving the E.U.  This is an obvious distraction technique whistled up by the Pavlovian dogs of the E.U management aka ‘International Socialist Party’  – sounds like a name Adolf would have been proud of – to weigh down the Brexit negotiations. Also, Alastair Scumball, a man usually depressed, became manic depressed on national TV,  as he suffered a psychotic episode with Nigel of the Farage. Scumball really should keep taking the meds but seriously up the dosage.

Then, a young Kurdish asylum seeker is given a serious beating by ‘racist pro-Brexit scum’.  The MSM were quick to blame Brexit as the cause of this hate crime, before anything was known about it’s perpetrators.

Lard arse M.P,  Dining About – On Fried Chicken,  even stated there is ‘widespread’  hate crime occurring against foreigners, as if it is an everyday occurrence. So, the knee jerk reaction to this crime was that evil white, ‘scum’ put this teenager in intensive care.

Err….hold the front page ……it would seem not. Instead, we have black yoof from the local boozer – a hangout for Zambians – who would seem to be responsible. The mug shots of three more people the police are looking for are clearly black. Whoops…..

So with this new information, is this a hate crime or not?  Does it change with the colour of the perpetrators?  It shouldn’t do, should it? Yet, the MSM have feverishly diluted this story, now the colour of the attackers is known. We are of course waiting for an apology from Dining About, once she has finished eating. There is a chance she is feeling embarrassed at jumping the gun and getting it wrong. Although, since she is a serial offender in the long running drama of playing the victim, we may have a long wait.

The best of the worst, from Ms About, was sending her son  to a private school while talking up the wonderful state school system and simultaneously slagging off the private school system. Hardly, principled behaviour from a politician. So we strongly recommend she stick with what she is good at….eating….and leave politics and social commentary to some other ‘experts’. Hypocrisy always leaves a bad taste in the mouth, unlike fried chicken it would seem.

The biggest hate crime of the moment seems to be against Brexit and Brexiteers. Will anyone be charged? Maybe the police would like to investigate?  Of course not, Brexit is not a person and neither it seems are Brexiteers to the likes of the MSM, politicians and the mouthy zlebs.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Dara O’Briain (2)

I would like to nominate the cunt called Dara O’Braine. This unfunny fucking comedian pops up everywhere grinning like a monkey with a sackful of bananas.

For the following reasons I nominate him:

(1) no cunt knows how to spell his name and I’m sure he keeps changing it just to wind me up.

(2) he is a permanent fixture on the BBC…nuff said.

(3) he is a smarmy smug fat cunt and his stupid fat face pisses me off.

(4) the cunt is a comedian who is not fucking funny.

(5) I can’t stand his fucking stupid fucking accent… Nothing much wrong with an Irish accent but when it comes out of his fat gob it just makes me want to bomb the bastards!

(6) he is a cunt.

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

Alastair Campbell [5]

Alastair Campbell is on this week pontificating about how he will reverse Brexit whilst smirking and patronizing all leave voters.I will give him an emergency no holds barred cunting tomorrow when I am less tired.I am shouting cunt at the TV and am tempted to chuck it out of the window.I think he might get my nomination for COTY 2017 such a horrible duplicitous arrogant terrorist loving europhile shitbag.Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun

One of the many things I despise about Campbell is when he goes fishing for sympathy about his ‘depression’. Fuck off Al, perhaps it’s just a moment of clarity, and you realise how much of a massive cunt you are, and how your best friend is an even bigger cunt. Crawl back under your rock you despicable twat, you’re part of the reason this country is as fucked as it is.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Campbell has been on the anti-brexit ‘The Wright Stuff’ all week, bleating on about how the worlds ending due to brexit, with Pantomime Dame Matthew Wright, nodding in agreement with Campbell. Matthew Wright is a double of my auntie Betty, all he needs is a fur hat and clip on ear rings.

Nominated by Harry Balls