Quick Quid

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I would like to put forward for a cunting one of the Quick Quid adverts, its the one with mother out front of the family home which in itself is fine.

What agitates me beyond all that is normal is the fucking son, the little ginger twat is stood there in a faggoty robe and his sisters slippers with his neck jutting forward and a surly look on his face and says in a typical modern wanky teenage way the boilers fucked, what a surly little cunt, if my boy took that attitude he would be lapping the international space station with a veritable plethora of sparks and other incendiaries issuing from his arse.

Oh and ginger got his arms folded as well like a bloody shop girl, why this ad aggravates me so much who knows, actually i do know its cos everything now makes me mad.

Nominated by Civvydog

Molly Scott Cato

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Molly Scott Cato is a prize cunt.

This cunt is an MEP for the green party – a highly cuntable offence on it’s own – but the reason I’m cunting her today is because she’s taking legal action against the government to get them to release details of the negotiating position and economic predictions in regards to brexit.

Not only does this idiot want us to tell the EU exactly what we want and expect during the divorce shakedown (completely undermining any chance that we may have had of gaining acceptable terms), but also wants economic projections.

She no doubt only wants the most pessimistic predictions just so that she can play her part in the concerted sabotage operation currently being conducted by the more traitorous elements in society (namely the “intelectuals” or “cunts” as we prefer to call them).

She’d love it if the forecast was gloomy, just so that her and her smug, stuck up cunt friends can chirp “told you so! … better cancel brexit then”.
These twats seem to get more and more desperate by the day.
From “lied to”, to “the vote was only advisory”, to “parliament needs a vote”, to “poor people don’t realise what they’ve done to themselves”, and now to court action only designed to sabotage the negotiations and any possibility of investment or trade deals with other countries.

Her excuse is that she thinks that the government should be transparent …. just like the EU and their traitorous skivvies have been with us then. … what a twat.

Her and her club of cunts (The Good Law Project) managed to raise £60,000 in crowdfunding from dicks that obviously have way too much money and not enough brains.

A agree there should be a court case.
But it should be against Molly Scott Cato for treason.

The cunt.

Nominated by deploythesausage

Michael Ian Black

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Michael Ian Black, a 3rd rate comedian from the U.S. who believes that men are fucked up, that we all need fixing, his bullshit is lapped up by frothing feminists who believe his deluded rhetoric and encourage him to shit out more misandry, the pisswitted cunt should concentrate on waxing his mangina and stop spouting bullshit on social media.

Nominated by Cuntspack of notredam

The 48.1%

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I am sorry but, as tolerant as I am, my piss has flashed to steam at the constant and perpetual moaning of the minority cunts.

It is a democracy you cunts – you get to put your fucking x in whatever box you choose and, when the result comes in, you fucking well get on with it.

When was the last time you had an election and the fucking loosing side kept moaning for a ‘do over’ because they fucking lost? Never is when you cunts and that is because we are supposed to live in a fucking democracy.

If you don’t fucking like it then move to the non Cuntry that is Belgium or any other continental shithole of your choice.

I appreciate that our current beloved leader is a cunt of the highest order (and a member of the 48.1%) and is making a total shitfest of what should have been a fairly straight forward matter of telling the Euro Cunts to Fuck Right Off. This is a symptom of the constant cunting our Country has taken over the past 40 years. If Parliament is relegated to the status of a Parish Council is it any wonder that it fills up with inept cunts over time?

We are now regaled with a never ending stream of hated cunts of the highest order (Blair, Miller, Soubry etc) telling the 52% that they are thick and racist. Well, I am not thick and, in my opinion, not a racist – I do not consider it to be racist to not want a peaceful to blow up/ lop off heads / have a shootathon / mow people down in front of me by refusing to let any more of the cunts into the country.

48.1% – you fucking well lost – get over it you cunts.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Windows 10

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The deplorable fucking mess that is Windows 10, ‘given out’ for free from old Philanthropist Bill Gates, to force the masses to adopt Windows 10, taking peoples retails keys and exchanging them for oem, yes, when you upgrade your system your key will no longer work.

With Windows 10 you don’t need to worry about getting malware any more, you already have the most data thirsty malware ever created.

Windows is not so much an operating system as it is a fucking service, a service that tracks every thing, every file, every keystroke, every email, every website, every search and so on.
like that nosy neighbour next door who has to come and see what you are doing every time you go in to the garden, Windows 10 is there hoovering up everything.

It is a front-end for the mighty fucking app store, a way to get you to buy an app to do something that Windows 7 did for free.

I never took ‘advantage’ of the free upgrade, I could see it for what it was, a power grab over to Microsofts new model, harvest all the data, sell it and get mug punters to buy endless apps.

So now Windows 7 has essentially been destroyed by Spectre & Meltdown I had to upgrade to Windows 10. (I have software and hardware that requires Windows FFS)
So did I go out and spend £100 to let Microsoft steal all my data? Did I fuck, I pirated Windows 10 Enterprise which does not have apps, cortana, tracking, onedrive (cloud), forced updates every day and you can actually disable 95% of their data harvesting.

So thank you Bill Gates for my free copy of Enterprise LTSB 1607, I pirated Win98 and Winxp but actually paid for win7 as it was only £40. But fucked if I am paying £100 for Windows 10 home or £140 for Windows 10 pro when you are harvesting that much data and have full control of the system.

Fucking jog on Gates, you speccy twat

Nominated by Steve Jobs corpse