The Russky Con

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Never for one minute believed all the huffing and puffing over a coupla dead Ruskies in Salisbury. So a few Putin goons wafted a spot orf spy spray over a double agent/dodgy oligarch and his missisky. Par for the course doine me neck orf the woods. Johnson and May outraged and defending the honour orf Blighty? International incident? Fuck orfski. Just a media smokescreen to cover their total capitulation over the terms orf the Brexit negotiation.

Now they have slipped that one past the ever vigilant newshounds orf the media we get reports orf how they are backing orf on their hard line stance, reducing the rhetoric ect ect. Blighty’s defences are fucked, we have no diplomatic leverage and our “allies” have issued their communiques very vaguely in our support and offered to hold our coat in any fight. Needless to say the old British Bulldog no longer has a pair orf dentures that fit so once again, discretion being the better part of value, we bottle it and retreat, the laughing stock orf the world.

Poor old Blighty. Can we fall any lower?

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Faith Schools

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Jewish,Muslim,Christian etc….I care not. Ban all religious teaching in schools. There’s plenty of time when people get older for them to decide if religion suits them. As it is,most teachers at these places are raving maniacs or deviants. They should only be allowed to spout their gibberish to people sensible enough to tell them to “Fuck Off.”

God doesn’t belong in schools. He belongs in the minds of mentally ill degenerates. Keep him there.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Steph McGovern [3]

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Ted Danson love child and al-BBC snowflake Steph McGovern needs a cunting.

Everyone knows al-Beeb ties itself up in knots appeasing and pandering to every hand wringing, whining “Me Me Me” minority cuntlords and now this shoe faced twat has jumped on the bandwagon.

“Posh presenters earn more than me, its not a gender issue, its partly down to class”, well boo fucking hoo. I’m of the opinion if you are good enough regardless of sex/race whatever, you get the job, anything less is just tokenistic fuckwittery and leads to a substandard service. Particularly apt the BBC cunts since they have an overload of useless wimmin, token ethnics, gays, and St Gary of Linicunt that we fucking pay for.

And coming from Middlesbrough which is regularly named in top 10 UK shitholes (apologises any cunters, not had the pleasure of visiting if you hail from here) she should lick the BBC sphincter raw since the poor mite has got a pay rise which had “just now” reached six figures.

Another cunt moaning about injustice and the unfairness of it all, wallowing in victimhood status while sucking the BBC tit.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Dead Pool [89]

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Co ngratulations to Boilsucker who secures a win by picking former Eurovision host Katie Boyle who died today at 91.So we move on to Dead Pool 89.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one)
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My Picks :(Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Johnny Clegg
Marieke Vervoot
Colin Butts

The Justice System [2]

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I’d like to nominate the parasites in the justice system especially those that hand out legal aid. After hearing that James Bulgers murderer venables received legal aid however the murdered boys father couldn’t get legal aid to fight his release from prison. Read more here.

Another example a bit like the peaceful rape gangs, of our justice system failing the victims of crime.
Shame on them all.

Nominated by The Goodwood One

Good old John Worboys has received 166 grand so far (not including parole hearing or money for a new identity) as a sweet down payment on his barristers new yacht. The cunt was put away indefinitely in 2009 (yes cunters, all your calendars are wrong) for few dozen drug rapes or some such misdemeanour. But… as we all know yachts have quite a high cost of ownership attached to them and those mooring fees can be a right sting on the taint.

Anyway, long story short – they’re about to turf rumpoles blingy dinghy out of the good bit and moor him down with .. yuck.. Bankers and Celebs. Coming to an Uber near you some time in 2018, step forward one allegedly reformed rohypnol barmen, a golden goose by any other name, and conveniently with a new name and pocket full of beer tokens…

If you think I’m exaggerating a little, have a google around for the involvement of a few familiar faces in the ‘supposed’ challenge to his release (Telegraph has some good stuff). Good old SuckDick, Matrix Chambers to name a few. They haven’t even started yet and there’s already been sackings and double payments. No trough is too deep, no cause too sick and perverted that these people wont be around to make a few 100k out of it all in the name of keeping us all safe (well, for about 8 years anyway). His victims ? They got 40k —- between them.

I no longer have words for these people.

Nominated by Big Khunt