Paradigm Precision Burnley.

A random one but this is the company who have just sacked Jake Hepple – the sulphur smelling satanic monster who dared to engage in free speech by arranging for a banner to be flown over the Etihad stadium which said “white lives matter Burnley”.

The Daily Mule, sorry, Mail have gone all out (in line with all the rest of the media) to portray this man as someone Hitler and Stalin would be embarrassed by for his radical views – showing pictures of this beast committing such heinous crimes as standing behind an England flag. (Clear evidence of racism then).

Mr Hepple got the inevitable visit from the Police (always got time for that one haven’t they?) who informed him he had done nothing wrong, had committed no crime whatsoever and asked him if he wanted protection – would this have happened if the banner had said “black lives matter Burnley”? No, I don’t think so either – and ask yourself this – do we really live in a democracy when a Man gets sacked, demonised, threatened, abused and pretty much has his life ruined for doing NOTHING WRONG.

And the cherry on the hate cake? His partner has also been sacked for writing “paki” on facebook. People from Britain are called “Brits” all around the World but this is not racist, but calling someone from Pakistan a paki apparently is – racism in itself.
I despair – this is 1930’s Germany, not the Country I grew up in – and we are slowly being exterminated every way, every day just as the Jews were by Hitler – all the parallels are there. And darkness awaits.

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Don’t continue reading if you’re about to eat! – admin

I’ve been suffering big time lately with my Plymouth’s.

Every time I wipe my arse, it looks like the Japanese flag or even worse, the Chinese.

Having to push the fucking things back up your ring. Shoving the suppository up waiting for suction to do the rest. Delightful. The fuckers even wake me up in the middle of the night, throbbing like a thumb hit with a hammer. I’m actually walking like John Wayne if HE had piles.

Oh for the bliss of a clean nip after a shit, one wipe and all done.

Piles are a pile of cunt.

Nominated by: Bob Frapples

With apologies to Admin, because when I first cunted this cunt I was a drunk cunt, but now I am (briefly) a sober cunt, so I shall attempt to cunt again the cunt known as…

CHARLIE ZELENOFF

Who is Charlie Zelenoff you might ask?

Why, he is nothing other than the bulb-headed, weak-chined, noodle-necked, slump-shouldered, sunken-chested, self-proclaimed Boxing Champion of the Whole Wide World!

What he is in actual fact is a wretched drunken hobgoblin of a man that periodically emerges from his mother’s condominium in LA to assault total strangers on the street and record these ‘fights’ on YouTube as professional boxing ‘wins’.

When innocent passers-by are in short supply, he will harass real boxers on social media in an attempt to provoke them into the ring, and is willing to make death threats against a disabled child if he thinks it will get a response (as indeed it did in the case of Deontay Wilder and his daughter).

When all else fails, he will simply order a pizza and then sucker-punch the elderly delivery guy.

He also believes Kim Kardashian is madly in love with him.

The cunt.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

The far left and far right are two cheeks on the same arse as far as one is concerned.

Having been a victim of the far left myself I can assure you that it is a truly horrible experience. The far left wants to steal your life’s work from you and distribute it to the feckless and dumb (ZANU PF I’m talking about you). These “hoorah Henry’s” rioting round London with “da breffrin” haven’t got a fucking clue what the cunts have in store for them when they have the whip hand over them. I can assure them “taking the knee” is just the start of “da breffrins” plans. Worse is to come make no mistake.

On the other hand the far right is no better with rhetoric which would not look out of place in Nazi Germany. I can also assure these middle class white wannabe gangsters that someone protecting their heritage is not far right. It’s well known the Nazi party tried to erase history, the removal of statues, destruction of scriptures. So as you can see BLM is no more moral than the third riech.

These extremes just meet in the middle and are both insufferable cunts to man and beast!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

It’s an odd one but i’d like to nominate Anthropomorphism

It’s projecting human emotions and qualities onto animals, and it can result in death.

Examples. Humans smile when they’re happy. Chimps smile when scared or stressed. Wolves bare their teeth when showing aggression and asserting dominance. They all use analogous muscle groups but mean very different things to each species.

I hate these ‘cute’ videos pretending animals have human emotions and can conceptualise the world the same way as humans .It might get fucktards likes on Faecesbook but I find it fucking pathetic.

Animals aren’t your fucking mates, unless they’ve been domesticated for thousands of years. House cats aren’t fully domesticated yet. Tame, but not domesticated. That’s why they go off for days or weeks at a time. Fuck you and your Felix soup sachets, you sad cunt.

If you think you’re friends with a bear, a tiger or a killer whale, you’re a cunt.

If you think leaving your baby with a Malamute or a Mastiff is safe, you’re a cunt.

If you think your 18ft Rock Python is beautiful and would never try to kill and eat you, you’re a cunt.

If you think your Siamese cat can live on a vegan diet, you’re an animal-abusing, thick cunt.

If you feed pills to a Chimp because you think it’s your teenage son, you’re a cunt. If it rips your friend’s face and hands off, gouges their eyes and injures them so badly the fucking hospital staff need counselling, you’re a cunt who should’ve been shot, not the chimp.

Just because some elephants have been known to mourn their dead, they’ll still up-end your little jeep like a Tonka toy, then turn you into something that belongs in a jar with ‘Shippam’s’.on the side.

99.9% of animals are here because they evolved to survive, and over 99% of species that have ever lived are extinct. They’re not cuddly toys, and certainly not be your fucking ‘buddy’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime