Dog Owners

Dog owners who don’t tell their dogs to shut the fuck up.

630am Sunday morning….
Been a warm night so kept the bedroom window open to get a through draft to get a better nights sleep than the previous night.
worked a treat till said time above when the two springer spaniels across the road started to bark. And they barked for a solid two hours at every man woman child car tractor rat cat arma-fucking-dillo that walked past their house.

730am got up. Cunts.
1100am decided to walk round village as got some sort of event yard sale going on. Half the amount of sellers all had dogs and when you got anywhere near to look at the tat they were selling yap yap yap yap.
Returned home.

Now in garden enjoying a brew with the missus and guess what the neighbours dog has started to yap away with a gay abandon. its now fifteen minutes and no sign of stopping.
Why can’t these owners tell their little bundle of joy to shut the fuck up. Not once do I hear them try to quieten the fluff on four legs down.
I swear one day I’m going to get medieval on these dogs and the owners.

Thanks cunts for ruining my not so peaceful day off.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt

The Green Belt

The Green Belt was first introduced in England some 65 years ago, and was there to prevent urban sprawl from metro cities, while also preserving not only England’s green and pleasant land, but also to protect rare breeds of animals, birds, plants, trees etc.

This law was relaxed slightly to allow local planners to build new homes to cater for a rising population and housing crisis. This relaxation of the law started in 2015 and is due to end in 2030.

Critics of the Green Belt suggest it restricts the spread of economic wealth to other parts of the country; forces town planners to build smaller houses, with tiny or non-existent gardens, or to build sky-scrapers, very much as they did back in the 60s and 70s.

Critics also suggest it encourages elitism and racism, preventing the poor and the ethnics from being able to live in rural areas.

Supporters of the Green Belt, mostly environmentalists and NIMBYs suggest there will always be a rising population problem, and demand for housing in more pleasant surroundings will always exceed that for living in the urban jungle. And that eventually, if left to its own devices, there will be no countryside left at all.

When I used to live just outside Birmingham, I would read article after article of new housing or warehousing developments being approved by a weak-minded city council on green belt land around Solihull, the NEC, Worcester, the Malverns and other rural areas where farmers have sold their land for the purposes of redevelopment.

It’s not often I agree with environmentalists, but if we don’t protect the Green Belt, England will become one huge urban sprawl as it caters for an ever-burgeoning population – mostly from abroad, one suspects!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Olivia Winnie Muranga and Diana Lasu

A mighty cunting is required for these frog-faced filth, who have the appearance of blow-up sex dolls and have the integrity to match!

These two sterling and not at all sociopathic members of Queensland society where recently found to be sick with the Kung Flu, having just re-entered that state from a trip to Melbourne.

All (un)well and (not) good, but it gets worse. Turns out, apart from picking up the virus, they also picked up some high-end handbags without paying for them, and because of this gave false information when entering Victoria, as well as foregoing to mention their stopover in Sydney.

But it gets worse again. One of them was a cleaner at a school, and returned to work, endangering the health of hundreds of children, not to mention staff.

And it keeps on getting worse. When eventually they were rumbled, one of them refused to speak, with every second of her silence further imperilling people’s lives.

In response to this, the Brisbane Courier-Mail put their faces on the front page with the headline ‘Enemies of the State’.

And you can just guess what happened next, can’t you? That’s right, these pestilential plague-bitches were cast as the victims because they is black, innit?

It was pointed out (correctly) that white folk that had committed similar contraventions had not had their names and faces plastered all over the front pages, but as far as I’m concerned this is only an argument for naming and shaming EVERYONE equally.

At this rate, anybody who makes a reference to Typhoid Mary will be censored as a misogynist, but these bio-hazardous harpys should be glad it’s just their head shots on public display, and not their actual heads – on sticks!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

David Lammy MP (11)

A hand-me-down-my-walkin’-cane, red beans and rice, George Mitchell Choir* with dancing girls cunting please for our old friend, so busy dishing out that ole’ black magic, David Lammy, now a Shadow minister in Dame Keir’s gang show.

Amazon advertise everything – including shoes. Shoes come in various colours (though I suspect Hammy Lammy would follow Henry Ford’s maxim “you can have any colour as long as it is black”)

Amazon have been advertising a naughty brown shoe, known for decades in it’s tone colour as “N*gger Brown” (I hesitate to use the full name in case it makes little Dave spit his dummy our again). With everything that is wrong with the country and the economy and the nations health at the moment, you would think even a halfwit like Lammy would have better things to complain about? Well, you would be wrng. What an arsehole that cretin is:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/david-lammy-amazon-shoe-description-a4515991.html

Amazon will send him a bargain bucket of KFC and a ton of Jaffa Cakes as compensation for his hurt feelings – yusss, sirr

* Mr. Mitchell’s choir used to provi the jolly souns on the BBC TV show “The Black & White MInstrel Show” – you are probably too young to remember or care! ?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

(Please keep any racial invective down to a minimum with your replies – Day Admin)

“The End” – The Fourth Plinth Trafalgar Square

A nomination for the so called piece of art on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
Not sure what it’s supposed to be, looks like an albino walnut whip with a cherry on top.

Designed by some so called artist called Helen Philippson, I think.
Let’s hope that the pigeons soon make their own useful contribution to this pile of cack.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

“Described as representing “exuberance and unease” and a “monument to hubris and impending collapse”, The End, by British artist Heather Phillipson, will stay in place until spring 2022.” – . You just couldn’t make this shit up! – admin