People who go out in public dressed in pajamas are cunts. And fucking lazy cunts at that.

I’ve been able to dress myself since I was about three years old, so how is it, other than sheer fucking laziness, that some people think it entirely appropriate to go shopping in their sleep wear? And that’s another question. Do they go to bed in the same PJs they went to the shops in? If so, they’re doubly dirty bastards. That’s the same as going to bed in the outdoor clothes that normal people wear when out and about. And the only time I did that, was when I was on exercise or deployment.

The vast majority of those who engage in this practice are young/youngish women, but today I saw an elderly woman doing it and it was truly a sight that I wish I hadn’t been subjected to. Nearly triggered a bout of PTSD.

So if you’re one of these people…For fuck’s sake, you lazy weirdo bastards. If you’re going out in public, put some fucking outdoor clothes on!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw