That’s SO Overrated!!

Ron Knee´s nom about Citizen Kane as an overrated film got me thinking about other things I feel are overrated. Here’s a few random samples:
Champagne – gives me a headache.
Mona Lisa – po-faced bint with olive skin.
Wimbledon – whatever happened to frilly knickers?
BBC – a once hailed institution that has lost all credibility.
Democracy – a failed system that pretends to represent society but in fact only benefits an elite.
Belgian chocolate – heavy, lumpy, looks and smells like shit.
Social media – don´t people actually talk to each other anymore?
Lionel Messi – baby-faced millionaire footballer with no personality on or off the field.
Caviar – overpriced slime.
British monarchy – bejeweled parasites decked up in crowns, robes and medals.

Any More?

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

David Olusoga

Who? Well I hadnt heard of him either but he is bleating about being black, innit.

‘TV presenter David Olusoga has told the Edinburgh TV Festival his career had sometimes left him feeling “crushed, isolated,” and “disempowered”.

The historian and producer said he wanted to talk about his experiences as a black person working in TV “in the spirit of Black Lives Matter”.

Firstly, as with Markle, from his picture he didnt look bleck. Or perhaps in an Ali G way? However he draws attention to his blackness as a way of showing how he has been held back. Perhaps he should be Director General? Who knows.
Secondly he seems to have done alright in his woke, luvvie, organisation – the BBC. He should have a go at factory work perhaps.

Here we have yet again victim, identity status from someone who lives a life of privilege jumping on a bandwagon.

Cos I is bleck.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Wearing Masks on Public Transport and Shops.

I had to travel to Londonistan yesterday and used the train, long journey and on the train into Leeds from my home town, there was a cunt on the seat opposite travelling with another guy wearing a mask, the cunt wasn’t.

The Cunt was talking bullshit about great he was at full volume so projecting whatever may be in spit as far as possible, at one point they were talking about masks and he said ‘even if I didn’t have a medical reason I still wouldn’t wear one’, the self important wanker!

While most people were wearing masks there were a significant number who weren’t and even in Kings Cross station no one was challenged by the Stasi directing traffic (people).

When I got home I watched Newsnight and there was a piece about a woman who was upset because she had been ‘abused’ by another woman for not wearing a mask in a hair salon. She couldn’t wear a mask because it gave her flashbacks of a rape two years ago and the rapist put his hand across her mouth, ok fair enough that seems legitimate.

In both the examples above, if masks cannot be worn for either medical or psychological reasons why not use a face visor, I saw quite a few people with these and a lot of staff in various places wore them rather than masks as I guess it makes communicating easier.

Nominated by: Sick of it

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is a cunt.

Apart from his (lack of) footballing ability, this cunt has got himself nicked for brawling while on holiday in Greece. The social media mongs that masquerade as ‘fans can slag off Greeks all they want, but the Captain of Manchester United shouldn’t ever be putting himself in that sort of situation. Said spazzes carping on that Maguire is ‘innocent’ (when he isn’t) don’t help either. And Maguire’s family and ‘entourage’ seem to be a bunch of knobhead retards and all.

Once there were Captains like Charlton, Buchan, Robson and even Gary Nev and Willie Morgan. Now it’s another brain dead meat headed cunt who is a big an embarrassment off the pitch as he is on it.

Nominated by Norman

I’ve long maintained that Rashford should be United’s captain. No matter what one thinks of his political activities earlier in the year he’s a lifelong fan and seems to carry himself like a leader – admin. 

The Avanti West Coast Woke Express

Anyone who has had the misfortune to travel by train in this country will know that it is not a pleasant experience. The crumbling network is underfunded, expensive to travel on with overcrowded, dirty and unreliable services. However, Avanti West Coast have decided that it is the perfect time to launch Britain’s first Pride train staffed by a LGBT crew.

The train emblazoned with a huge rainbow flag will leave from London Euston this morning (25th Aug) and travel up to Manchester Piccadilly. It will also have a black and brown paintwork to represent BAME communities as well as the transgender flag. Little wonder they didn’t want ‘St George “I can’t breeeve” Floyd’ immortalised on the side.

“A sign of the steps we are taking towards a more inclusive, diverse and equal society” burbled a company spokescunt. The train will also be filled with posters and literature and Pride-related onboard announcements.

Oh fuck off you woke pansies, any normal person just wants to get from A to B as quickly as possible, in comfort and for a reasonable price, not to be indoctrinated by LGBT propaganda or informed on Manchester’s cottaging hotspots. And if you’re not a Gay imagine the thought of using the toilet? You would have to hold it for three hours as the helpful staff will probably offer to shake it.

It almost makes you yearn for the good old days of being sandwiched next to the toilet following a five hour delay on a hot summer’s day, and paying an extortionate price for the privilege.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator