Specifically white police officers and community members washing the feet of black co/pastors Faith Wokoma and her husband Sobama.
As a sign of humility and love apparently.
Yes, right!
As a sign that cunts gotta cunt, more like.
Imagine if the roles were reversed (as if)-the outcry would be deafening.
This cuntishness needs to end.

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

I would like to nominate Master Chef for a proper cunting.

Is it another pointless pile of reality shite and presented by the Bungle and Zippy cunts of modern times. The normal version of this show is annoying enough with cooking made out to be the toughest thing in the world.

Whilst flicking through channels last night I happened across the new “celebrity master chef” which puts the previously mentioned show into the local league of cuntishness.

Still presented by the same two wide mouth frogs and showcasing an array of diversity in yet another wokefest at peak viewing time. White man cant cook!

Nominated by: Horatio Cuntblower 

Privilege is all the rage at the moment. But it’s a special kind of privilege. Apparently, privilege doesn’t come from membership of the Establishment, expensive private education, attendance at those finishing schools of the ruling class at Oxford and Cambridge or from immense wealth. No, privilege comes from the amount of melanin in your skin.

Harry Windsor is the latest in a long line of vacuous ‘celebrities’ to have jumped on the ‘white privilege’ bandwagon. Now here is a person who was born into immense (unearned) wealth, who attended one of the most exclusive private schools in the country, who (allegedly) cheated in his A-Levels and who was allowed into Sandhurst on the basis of those (allegedly) fixed grades. Can he not see that an American PR company offering him $400,000 a pop for ‘his’ ‘thoughts’ is a product of his own immense privilege? How else could a person who would otherwise struggle to hold down a job as an assistant till receipt changer at the local KFC command such fees?

It cannot have escaped anyone’s notice that many billionaires and rapacious international companies have jumped on the latest BLM bullshit. That is because racism is useful to our lords and masters – it divides people on the basis of an absurdity. A black working-class person has more in common with a white working-class person than a wealthy black person. And vice fucking versa.

I have been struggling in recent months to keep a leash on my inner Leninist. It makes me laugh when I hear know-nothings like Ash Sarkar call themselves Communists – doesn’t she know that both race and religion are false consciousness? When the ISAC revolution sweeps to power, there is going to be one Hell of a reckoning for the real privileged people.

Now my nice assistant has brought me that special corset my followers like me to wear and is escorting me to that lovely room with the rubber wallpaper. Wibble.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Yes I know it’s another nom from me but these cunts can’t help themselves.

Simon Pegg has said anyone who criticises BLM needs to ‘shut the fuck up’.

He has proven himself a PC faggot of the liberal-left comedy establishment before, even telling Nick Frost not to say sexist jokes on the Hot Fuzz commentary. He sounded like a prissy little bitch. He’s just another wokelet, bending the knee as Graham Linehan and JK Rowling were before they committed heresy before the priests of woke. He’ll soon be guilty of wrongthink and get chewed up by his Marxist bum chums. Fucking idiot.

All these people I used to watch and think were intelligent and witty are now exposing themselves as basic virtue-signalling/totalitarian drones, and I fucking laugh at them.

Hope Pegg gets fucked up the arse by a big black man.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

A ‘please sir! It was Farage, sir’ cunting for acting Lib Dem leader, rabid Remoaner and full time cunt Ed Davey.

On 4th July, Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage tweeted from a Kent pub, declaring ’12 o’clock, first in. Love it’. Sir Nige has recently returned from the States, prompting snivelling little snitch Davey to try and dob him in to the scuffers. Dickhead Davey rushed to contact Kent police, alleging his’concern’ that Farage had contravened the C-19 fourteen day quarantine rule with regard to international travel.

‘Concern’ my arse. I stand to be corrected, but I don’t recall Davey expressing much in the way of ‘concern’ while we’ve had thousands of protesters out on the streets wilfully ignoring lockdown regulations, often causing damage and attacking the police in the process. But sense a chance to score a pathetic political point against his nemesis Farage for having a pint, and he’s off like a rat up a drainpipe.

Irrepressible as ever, Sir Nige came back ‘to all those screaming and shouting about me going to the pub… I’ve been back from the USA for two weeks, and have tested negative. Cheers!’.

And here we all were, thinking that there was nothing the despicable Davey could do to make himself look an even bigger wanker than he already has. A word to the wise, you pathetic shitweasel; snitches tend to be extremely unpopular. Take care, or you might find that some of the bigger boys will ram your head down the school bog and flush it repeatedly.

Enjoy your pint Mr F, and get one in for Ed the Cunt. A pint of bitter would be appropriate, I think.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

And seconded by…

A solid gold repeat cunting is due for limp wristed, limp-dump ducky Ed ‘Wavey’ Davey.

This piss-stained, shitstabbing school sneak has written to Kent Police asking them to investigate Nigel Farage to determine if he broke lockdown rules after returning from the USA. Farage was seen in a pub at 12pm on 4th July apparently after being in the States on 20th June. It is Mr Davey’s view that Farage did not quarantine for 14 days.

This is not about Farage (allegedly) not complying with a lockdown directive; this is all about Farage not holding dear those views that Wavey holds so dear. Clearly if Farage was a lefty, rainbow-flying, BLM, Muslim-supporting MP then Wavy certainly would have cut him slack. This is such a blatant opportunist attempt by Wavey to ‘stick one up far right, Brexiteer Farage’ that the cunt is blinded by his own pansy spite. From what I can see, Farage may be guilty of foreshortening his quarantine by a day, but really, Davey you cunt? I suspect the police have better things to do than to waste their time on this petty shite.

I am thinking hard to recall anything useful Ed Davey has ever accomplished as an MP. The fisting fannywipe has accomplished much in terms virtue signalling, but really fuck all else.

A weapons grade, spiteful cunt and I hope all you cunters join me in pushing Wavey closer to the wall of plenty.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback