This is my first nom so, if it passes muster, be gentle.

Although I do mean packaging in general, I am mainly targeting retail packaging and although I am no packaging Nazi there are two specific examples which have incensed me, one a couple of years ago and one this week.

As an example of what I deem to be good packaging, I recently bought a new brush motor for a vacuum cleaner. This was sent from the manufacturers, an engineering company, and was in a box that was only just big enough to contain the motor and the folded-up invoice/receipt. This seems to be fairly par for the course, they waste as little as possible. It was also free delivery.

Then you have the two examples of retail and it’s a shame you can’t post pictures on this site. (You can but it’s a bit of a faff sometimes – Day Admin)

One was from Amazon. They’re not exactly known for appropriate packaging but this was in another league. It was a saw blade. 21”x1.5” and obviously flat. It came in a box. This box was 24”x15”x8” and contained the blade along with a mile of brown paper filler. What was wrong with wrapping it in cardboard tape and then just shoving it through the letterbox? I wrote to them but, of course, they ignored me.

The second was this week. I bought a face mask online because I liked the design and received it yesterday. This is a face mask, the size of a folded handkerchief but thinner. It came in an opaque polythene bag. This bag was in a 9”x7”x6” box with fucking BUBBLEWRAP!

I emailed the company concerned saying as follows:

I’d like to register my utter disgust at being forced to pay £4.99 for delivery.
For a face mask.
Which was packed in an opaque polythene bag.
Which was in a large box.
Which was basically full of BUBBLE WRAP.
I have a degree in Textile and Knitwear Technology and I can assure you that cotton fabric doesn’t break, explode, crush or otherwise get damaged by being sent through the post.
It could have been sent in the polythene bag.
With an address label and a 2nd class stamp on it.
For 65p.
NOT £4.99!

I wonder if they’ll reply and how they will try to justify ripping me off for P&P.

Nominated by moggie63

What a cunt this man is!

As most of you know my life story, you’ll understand that to me this fucker is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world today.

This cunt is the main reason I’m not sat on the farm in Umtali sipping a champagne and cola while listening to the Lyons Maid Top 10 singles.

This Marxist cunt (now just a money grabbing cunt old cunt) started a campaign against me and fellow whites in Africa, mostly out of spite and political greasy pole climbing than actual genuine conviction. He himself being a colonial child should of known the removal of the whites from Africa would be financial and political suicide.

But let’s evaluate the legacy this cunt has achieved: Rhodesia (I refuse to use the khaffar name) is in fucking ruins; the centre of Sailsbury now looks no different from any other African shithole. The white population is a tiny fraction of what it was in 1980 and the blacks can now barely feed themselves.

And South Africa, I fucking weep for their future under “soft communism”, probably within 10 years they’ll be holding the begging bowl out asking for “reparations” (don’t make me fucking laugh) for Apartheid, years ago. I thought Apartheid was a vile, disgusting and morally sickening thing, but now I see what it was, a necessary evil.

So ma’ Lord, are you proud of your achievement of bringing poverty and “white flight” to sub Saharan Africa? Your trying to bring your misery and bluster to the Welsh Valleys now, but thankfully they gave you a pretty rousing fuck off you cunt!

I finish by saying Peter Hain, you are a cunt to man and beast!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Edited slightly for clarity – admin)

(Some info about Gal “Wonder Wench” Gadot  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2933757/ – admin)

I (like perhaps more than a few cunters) have fond memories of Lynda Carter playing the amazing amazon in the Seventies, and, whilst I’ve not seen the new films, that Gal Gadot is remarkably easy on the eye.

So why then should Wonder Woman be in need of a re-design? Why should she now be depicted as a thunder-thighed, lard-arsed, mini-titted mong, as indeed she is now displayed on the cover of the comic book adaptation of her latest flick?

Is it because, as a character based on ancient Greek myth, she is not BAMEish enough?

Is it because, typically being of athletic build, she could be sexually attractive to heterosexual males?

Or is it because she has committed the ultimate lefty crime of daring to be portrayed by an actress that is… JEWISH?!?

You be the judge!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

(Okay, the pic isn’t exactly relevant, but gotta love the inappropriate ad – Admin)

A well deserved cunting for the young and stupid, let me explain, i have just read the news about some young and stupid retard who has been airlifted from the bottom of a 20 meter high waterfall in Neath with spinal and pelvic injuries after tombstoning ,that means jumping off.

This cunt required a helicopter, 4 rescue vehicles and 15 blokes to get the stupid fucker to hospital, fortunately natural selection didn’t get to sort this fuckmonkey out this time, but I’m sure he will be back there next summer trying it again, or being pushed off in his wheelchair.

Then there was 3 teenagers manages to crash a quad bike with no other traffic involved, they were probably taking a selfie at the time, come on natural selection surely its time for a cull to weed out the young and stupid fuckers all they do is waste resources and oxygen the cunts….

His parents should have to pay all the costs when its this stupid

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

A massive garlic and cheesy bellend cunting for France.

Simple really, the gallic fuckers are doing a sum total of fuck all to stop the gimmegrants flooding over the channel.

The missus is always banging on about going there, she’s got more chance of me becoming the next President of the USA than me going to that shit hole.

Fuck the snail eating twats.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO