Hold tight to your corsets, Dame Keir Starmer, it seems, bright eyed an bushy tailed one of the old waxworks of the past is after your job. I refer of course, to the great “charity” worker, defender of South Shields, and gutless back-stabber David Miliband.

Old Dave has appeared for two consecutive weeks in that bastion of New Labour newspeak, The London Standard free newspaper. Last week, he was wittering on about dining in America in social distancing days (made it harder for hi to lick the arsehole of his host), now, having been in the States for years, the bumptious one has denied the shenanigans of 2017 (doubtess he has a crystal ball):

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/david-miliband-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-2017-election-a4520941.html

How would the little motherfucker know?. I am no fan of Corbyn but it was undeniable that there were certain “ultra Bairites” in the Labour party who put the boot in every day from 2015 onwards, including Wes Streeting, Neil Coyle, Bendover Brdshaw, Yvette Sugartits Cooper, and every one of the cunts who dissed him were right-wingers. Blair himself was forever mincing about laying down the poison.

I suspect the truth is Mili is fed up with his “charity” work and realises that by becoming a shadow minister, and the extras he can cream off as “expenses” he would be better off with the movers and shakers (on in the Starmer case, the mincers and benders) in the I-can-be-whatever-you-want-me-to-be-duckie Labour party.

Just as Starmer hung on for grim death in a shadow cabinet he had nothing in common with, till he got the chance to replace old Steptoe if he is daft enough (oh yes he is!) to have mincing Mili back he will go the same way when Starmer loses in 2024. I am sure Jimmy Purnell head of BBC news and “education” would bend over backwards to help his little friend. After all, he was his co-conspirator in 2009.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Ben and Jerry’s – my first ever CUNTING!

After years of regular viewing/laughing on this great site, I’ve decided to break my cherry on Ben and Jerry! ?

B&J are cunts aren’t they?

According to the MSM Sky cunts (link below) BJs stated that the government is showing “a lack of humanity” whilst dealing with all the illegal immigrants whom are pitching up on the shores of the south in little rubber boats. They are bringing plague and all sorts of other vile shit back into our country which has long since been eradicated in the UK with them too – just what we fucking need at this time.

There are a host of reasons why this situation boils my piss but one reason I don’t see articulated often is what would happen if a boat load of peacefuls pitch up in a dingy armed to the teeth having brought ‘A Kays’ with them in their little boat, and go on a “spree”. You can buy A Kay’s in street markets in some of the shitholes these “migrants” spawn from for Christs sake. I bet the good folks in Em eye five are SHITTING THEIR DACKS over this prospect.

Are we only catching a small proportion of these cheesedicks? How many are getting through undetected? I shudder to think. Anyway, Ben and Jerry’s should stick to making fucking ice cream and pull its nose out of all the woke bullshit they are spouting – the ice cream making CUNTS.

https://news.sky.com/story/ben-jerrys-tackle-home-secretary-over-migrant-crossings-and-get-a-chilly-response-12047420

Nominated by: Napoleon Boner

…and seconded by Family Farter 

Ben and Jerry’s ice cream co.

A raspberry ripple cunt nom please, not for the sickly teeth destroying indulgence, although I am partial to bit of Haagen Dazs, but for yet another preposterous virtue signalling shit show via Twitter titter shitter shatter.
This time the honourable Priti Patel is the target by this company over her policy to bring to an end the endless flow of migrant boats in the English Channel, and too fucking right she is as well.

https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/12/priti-patel-attacks-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-row-migrant-crossings-13117320/

More than 4,000 migrants have reached the UK this year by crossing the English Channel in small boats, with almost 600 of the cunts arriving between Thursday and Sunday. Wow, with that level of success, we can probably expect another 4000 before 2020 is done and dusted, unless the home secretary’s plans to make our borders stronger works.

But of course this is downright inhumane according to Ben and Jerry’s
sanctimonious Twatter spokesperson who seems to believe that we should grant asylum to every cunt that manages to get here. Are all these dinghy locusts known for their love of ice cream I wonder? No? Then fuck off Ben and Jerry’s unless you’re prepared to fund the building of hundreds of thousands of new homes on brown field sites for your beloved newcomers that have travelled through several countries and crossed twenty odd miles of sea to ‘seek refuge’. Yeah, my arse they have! Dirty Opportunist Cunts.

I have been watching and thoroughly enjoying Simon Schama’s 17 episode “A History of Britain”, first broadcast in 2000-2002 and produced in part by our wonderfully impartial BBC.

Although every episode is quite fascinating, and Schama’s conversational style certainly has a gripping quality that pisses all over the tedious history lessons I had back in the day at school, there does appear to be a common thread running though each episode – class conflict!

Kings, queens and emperors have ruled this country over the last 2000 years. Most of them coming from rich and powerful dynasties, and therefore use the instruments of money, influence and obedience through fear to keep the Little People in their place.

All through the centuries the poor have always been poor, have never had a voice, were treated like scum, forced to fight wars with little reward, and were exploited and abused for the sake of social standing and monetary profit by their so-called betters.

Men, women and children suffered horrendous and inhuman treatment during their miserable existence. Moreover, the landowners, the gentry, the politicians and the factory bosses were more concerned about maximising profits rather than worrying about the appalling treatment & living conditions of the lower orders.

But another key aspect of this history lesson in class division, which still exists today, is that 99% of the poor were white!

And as for the British Empire – well that was just a repeat of what was going on in Britain but further away! Travel to India or the West Indies, exploit the poor, force them to work for peanuts, treat them like shit but make sure you make enough profit out of them before they die! And in that scenario 99% of the poor were non-white!

In summary, therefore, it was the poor of all colours that suffered the most under centuries of British monarchical rule, and not just a carefully selected period of time when the rich exploited Africa, the West Indies and India. Which is something modern teaching methods is trying to revise into a far more shameful episode in our history rather than looking at the bigger picture!

White people suffered
Black people suffered

The common factor being that both ethnicities were gut-wrenchingly poor!

And yet this would appear to be pretty low on the list of priorities for the “caring/sharing” Woke Generation, who seem to think poverty, slavery and hardship have always been the exclusive domain of the BAMEs

Nominated by: Technocunt

Lance Armstrong is a cunt, isn’t he.

A bicycle shop in Austin, Texas owned by substance-abuser Armstrong has suddenly refused to provide and repair bicycles for the cops because of police brutality. This is a tad odd as they’d been awarded a $300,000 contract in order to….provide and repair bicycles for the cops. As only $52000 has been spent, that’s rather a tidy profit.

They then had the brass to say that they “are not anti-police” and that they trust “our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are facing right now.”

Therefore, it’s not alright to provide and repair police bicycles because 0.1% of police are racist but it’s alright to cheat by injecting drugs into your scrotum then continually fibbing about it to win seven Tour De Frances.

There hasn’t been such an arrogant, cheating, junkie shitbag since that fat, hoodwinking Maradona cunt.

Get on your virtue-signalling bike to Oprah Winfrey, Armstrong.
On your marks, get set, fuck off!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Caroline Flack whinging cunts.

Absolutely sick of hearing about this cunt. She fucking hit her partner, caused injury and got arrested. The same as any other cunt would. Why the fuck do all these people think she should have been exempt from the rules for being a fucking useless celeb cunt? Don’t get it at all – she was bang to fucking rights. If I went home and twatted my missus I’d be Instantly arrested for domestic violence, charged and sentenced – regardless of any underlying mental health issues. CPS got this one 100% right. People commit suicide in jail frequently- shall we start letting them all out now and never charging anyone again just in case?

It seems to have got to a stage in this country that unless your a white working class male, everyone has an excuse, defence or “valid reason” as to why they can break their own rules- think BLM criminally damaging statues, Dominic Cummings doing what he wants, MPs (say no more), women crying wolf and equal rights shit- until the bills need paying, the PC brigade, the Asian invasion, the surge in half of society seemingly having mental health issues now it seems to be “in” etc etc. Absolutely sick of these types of cunts effectively having a laminated invulnerability card they can pull out and wave around to get away with shit.

Nominated by Jack Cunt

It goes without saying given the sensitive nature of the topic but be careful about what you say on this one – Admin