Interesting news for the techni cunt.

In the early hours orf July 20 on a small island just orf the coast orf Japan, a 174-foot rocket blasted orf with a spacecraft on the first leg of a 306-million-mile journey to Mars. Called al-Camal, or “Wind of a Camel”.

It was designed and managed by the Mohammed Bin Rashid Space Centre in the United Arab Emirates and the Yanks. It will leave Earth orbit for Mars in about 28 days, arriving in February 2021 to complete the first interplanetary voyage initiated by a w*g country.

The Emirates Mars Mission (EMM) was initiated in 2014 by the prime minister, Sheikh Lunar Ali Mohammed bin Rashid of Dubai to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the founding orf the UAE.

“We  love to connect things to our heritage and the past, but al-Camal really means the future,” says Space Ali, an astrophysicist and professor at the American University of Sharjah in the UAE. “al-Camal means that we turn away from the conflicts and focus on human and economic development.”

However this is just the first stage in a programme to send a three man crew to the Red Planet which will include a contingent orf under fives so they can practice entry and re-entry on the long return journey to Mars.

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Rocket Ali trains his camel to cope with weightlessness.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Edited – Admin

Id like to nominate the “desthpicable” “reduckulous” and “cuntduckula” Instagram type pouty lip filling cunts.

Now I’m not the sort of cunt who uses cuntstagram, I’ll leave that to the vacuous, needy and attention seeking cunts that are everywhere nowadays, however, I do see photos of said cunts in the news pouting away in the same pose as every other cunt on there.

Why on earth would anyone with an ounce of self respect, have their lips injected with all sorts of crap to end up looking like Daffy Duck?

Regardless of how pretty they are, when I see these retards , I think “you look a cunt, don’t you” walking round Morrisons with their sprog all dressed up as a fucking fairy.

I have no idea why these idiots think that having lips like that, drawn on eyebrows that are a shade no eyebrow has ever been and fake eyelashes is attractive. Can anyone enlighten me?

Utter cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

Uh ?

If you misheard what I said, weren’t bothered to listen properly, or simply lack the mental capacity to formulate a coherent response without the need for some extended ‘thinking space’, then the phrase you are looking for is:

“Pardon ?”
“I beg your pardon ?”
“I humbly crave your forgiveness, Sir”

Not “Uh ?”. You ignorant, cloth-eared, neanderthal cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Reviled

A “don’t question us as we know better” cunting for Epping Forest District councillors. Where the fuck is that I hear you say – yes, a little market town on the edge of the M25 and “famous” for being the last station on the Central Line. The sort of place where nothing really happens except for a punch up on Friday night in the local hostelries. So, apparently, it is the ideal place to lump a load of Syrian “refugees”. The motel (brings back memories of Crossroads) is owned by some Joe Dakis, so they don’t give a fuck about who is in there.

But, I digress, the real cunting is for the councillors who, regardless of their political hue, are sticking together to tell us locals that we are all r@cists should we be unhappy with these cunts being foisted on us. And what the Britain First say is right as I, unlike the councillors, have spoken to local people and the “refugees” are indeed nicking the food out of the charity basket.

Nominated by : Lord Cuntingford