Period Poverty

Period Poverty.

Long time reader, first time cunter. I won’t bore you with my occupation, but I’m not the sort you’d expect on ISAC – we’re not all left-wing Corbynite bummers.

Period poverty. No, not being skint at the end of January because you’ve spunked all of your early December wages on shitty office Christmas parties & tinsel – not having enough money to stop your cunt from bleeding out because it’s that time of month.

Surprise surprise, the local news has a load of peacefuls & Roma sorts moaning about the fact that they can’t afford to cover their cunts during their monthly wet period. Not content with their monthly benefits package & prescriptions for Ibuprofen, the cunts are now pleading for free tampons & sanitary pads. Most of the fuckers will have had FGM, so they haven’t got a fully fledged cunt anyway.

Do us a favour & stick your cunts on a boat and fuck off out of this once great country. You are a fucking disgrace.

Nominated by: EFTE

Grenfell [5]

Grenfell on the bandwagon.

Below some shite from an overpaid parasite, funded by us, natch.

‘The Grenfell Tower fire inquiry “must not ignore” the impact of race and poverty on the disaster, a lawyer representing survivors has said.

Leslie Thomas QC, also representing bereaved families, said the 2017 fire was “inextricably linked with race”.

And he urged the inquiry to be on the “right side of history” when considering how the issue contributed towards the deaths of the 72 victims.’

Yes, here we go. Wicked whitey giving the dregs of humanity often free board and benefits in one of the most expensive areas of London was racist.
I presume the grand Wizzard of the KKK Fire Brigade branch set the fire. Egged on by the minority white population of London, luvvies and Magic Grandpa aficionados excepted of course.
Then of course we forced these people to give up their lives of luxury in Shitholeistan so we could use them a slaves.
And of course the expression ‘right side of history’ is used, meaning Woke Year Zero.

Black Lives Mean Compo. From the wicked imperialists.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Stitched up by Ebay UK

Id like to nominate things bought on ebay that don’t match the picture/description.

I wear a sheepskin flying jacket when the weather’s cold and the dog’s teeth ripped the sleeve toy fighting, so decided I’d treat myself to a new one.

A Irvin RAF one costs £850 but should last a lifetime, saw one on ebay for few hundred quid cheaper.

Checked it was from a UK company, not China.

When It came I excitedly unwrapped it to find something that a eastern european gypsy would be embarrassed to wear. Nothing like the picture at all!!

I gave it a piss poor review and started the ball rolling for a refund.The seller contacted me upset over the bad feedback asking me to remove it. Turns out his name was Asian (?)

Got a refund, but can’t believe you can put a picture up of a quality item and sell something different?

Ebay must know that traders on it are bullshitters, scammers, but allow it to happen.
If I die of exposure im holding ebay responsible.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt

“Comments not allowed”

… Is most definitely a cunt.

This statement is appearing more and more often on media sites when it comes to subjects that people may reasonably wish to comment upon.

Regardless of the subject matter, regardless of your opinion, political persuasion or cultural background it is reasonable to want to discuss something that you may wish to understand to a greater degree; or even simply disagree with.

In some cases the material may actually be wrong and a person may wish to point that out.

As has been argued previously many times, freedom of speech is the cornerstone of civilised society.

I can understand the fear of trolls when it comes to certain subjects, but surely moderation of the individual is the answer rather than censorship of the majority.
It should be worrying to all of us that the denial of comment applies not just to current affairs. Now that it has been done many, many times with no meaningful or authoritive reproach there will be no reason to not use it whenever it would appear advantageous.

This is the real beginning of the erosion of our freedom as human beings. Not by the legislation written by government and lawyers – but by the whim of a reporter who wishes to issue a soapbox edict. And later by a religious leader who wishes to do the same.

And then community leaders, and then local police etc etc etc.

Later, when there is nowhere to express your opinion a voice of dissent will stick out like a sore thumb. Much easier to deal with.

Now who’s going to complain?

Nominated by: Cuntflap 

United Parcel Service (UPS)

UPS.

I have fucking had it with these cunts. Why? Three reasons.

1) They routinely operate a ‘we will deliver when we feel like it’ policy.
2) Deliveries to residential addresses are lowest priority (I know this for a fact).
3) They simply don’t care.

The other day I was running low on packing tape. I didn’t have time to down tools, get in the car, drive over to the local DIY place, put on a fucking mask, deal with mongs, buy the tape and drive home again. Bastard Amazon had what I needed and could deliver the next day. So I placed the order (midday on a Tuesday) and got on with my packing. Bastard Amazon allocated the delivery to UPS(*). The order shipped with a delivery status of “Wednesday by 9PM”. Bit late in the day, but fair enough. All day I waited and nothing showed up. 9PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed but still arriving today”. 10PM came and went, then Bastard Amazon updated the delivery status to “shipment delayed, now expected Thursday or Friday by 9PM”! My package was on that fucking UPS truck for 15 hours and never got delivered. Lovely.

If UPS had any semblance of integrity or professionalism, the package would have been on my door step first thing Thursday morning. Was it? Was it fuck! I needed tape, so Mrs. Yank being the trooper she is, went to the DIY store for me. I then had to do battle with Bastard Amazon. They refused to cancel the order because it was already out for delivery. They suggested I refuse delivery and when the package gets returned to them, they’ll refund my money. There’s more to that part of the story, but I’ll cunt Bastard Amazon another time. 7PM on Thursday evening the cunt UPS driver shows up. Before he got back in his van and drove away, I legged it after him, told him I was refusing delivery and handed him back the box which looked like it had been in a war. He took the box, grunted something and fucked off.

Next thing I know I get an email from Bastard Amazon telling me my order has been delivered! No! No! Fuckity no! Back online with Bastard Amazon to tell them what happened. This time they did refund my money since I had refused delivery as per THEIR suggestion. That’s the end of the matter, right? Wrong! On Sunday, 3 days later, what do I discover outside my front door? Yep, the same fucking box I’d handed back to Stone Age Man on Thursday evening!

I’ve done nothing wrong here and yet have had my time wasted by both UPS and Bastard Amazon who between them couldn’t do the thing they’re in business to do. Pathetic! I’m not contacting Bastard Amazon again or UPS for that matter because this is not my problem to solve. I guess we’ll have to wait and see if Bastard Amazon charge me again for a box they’ll never get back. Fuck ‘em.

* Other delivery services are available and they’re all shit as well

Nominated by: Imitation Yank