Noisy Hippies in Public Parks

The other half and I tried to have a nice day out and went to a very attractive park to spend an hour before going home.

The park was occupied by a group of cunts who all resembled Baldrick’s idiot younger brother leaping about and shrieking and banging these tom tom drums. It was fucking excruciating.

How guns cannot be legal here I don’t know ,with this sort of pitiful ballbaggery being played out for the entertainment of passers by,whether they like it or not.

Any public space now is a stage for these bastards. I saw a stupid cunt sat on the pavement playing a didgeridoo at a village fete,so we had the shocking din and someone tripping over it every five minutes.

For Dog’s sake make it stop.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

The Middle East (3)

The Middle East goes BOOM! Again.

Was it a fireworks factory? Were the Iranians fucking up again? Was is Mos sad doing what they don’t they need to do (they blow themselves up, and you know this).

I’ll be fucking honest with you. I don’t give a fuck. Less of them on boats across the channel.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/08/lebanon-eyes-state-emergency-deadly-beirut-blast-live-200804234925493.html

We’re assuming the nomination relates to this incident in Lebanon a couple of days ago – admin)

The Great Unwashed

An international cunting please for those followers of certain religions who are taking the lockdown extension very personally, verging on the “why are we treated so bad” self-pitying bandwaggon.

This weekend is Eid. Many of its followers feel personally affronted that their little celebrations have been curtailed – of course it is all down to their race and culture. Fighting broke out in Ilford East London because of the ban:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8581617/Police-officer-injured-mass-street-brawl-Eid-party-Ilford.html

Interestingly, the MP for the area is non other than fruity gentleman, and ex National Union of Students leader, Wes Streeting, a member of Dame Kweer’s shadow cabinet who normally can’t resist donning the old Max Factor to pop up on TV to give his opinions on matters of moment, or to take on his rent a quote persona for the press or radio. Wessy’s silence has been deafening.

Today, Extinction Rebellion and other representatives of the great unwashed have taken it upon themselves to demonstrate at some African festival taking place in the salubrious area of Brixton. They and all their bruvvas have been outraged by being told that they will have to pack their greasy tents away by 2000 hrs, as the police then have to deal with illegal music mini-festivals.

Of course the fact that the audience for Snooker at the Crucible has been banned from today due to lockdown and the Cup Final will be played behind locked doors is just one of those things, but those who profess the religion of peace, or arrived here legally or otherwise from other parts of the world seem to think it is all about them and that they are being “discriminated” against – in other words fuck the rest of us.

Regarding the thwarted Eid celebrators, they despise our way of life, they are contemptous of our methods and ways of doing things, but they do like our benefits and the fact they can run amok in the streets. Why the fuck don’t they just go to a country that would be more attuned to their ways of life?

I am sick and tired of the whining foreign Johnny’s and their dirty supporters from the dregs of society, so often seen shambling around climate change fanatics and Labour and SWP supporters.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Creepy Looking & Creepy Sounding People

I would like to nominate creepy looking and creepy sounding people, this cunting has been inspired by a guy called Henry de Zoete (not the “guy” in the header pic – admin).

Now he may be a perfectly nice guy however after watching his TV advert for look after my bills I thought, ‘this guy is fucking creepy’

During the advert in which he tries to persuade us to sign up to an automatic switching service his facial expressions make him look like he is telling you your favourite granny just died and his voice is one which, if you were feeling a bit down, might push you over the edge.

Maybe it’s just me but ….. he is fucking creepy!

https://youtu.be/69jAwmTALYk

I’m a Cunt Get Me Out Of Here

A square-eyed cunting please for one of the most pointless time wasting TV events of the year, “I am a Celebrity [sic] Get Me Out Of Here”

ITV are as determined to foist this heap of stinking shit on TV viewers this winter as the BBC are with their “Strictly Come Mincing” shows. Even in these “unprecedented times” it seems the morons of TV land, those who make as well as those who watch cannot be done out of their camp bollocks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53693651

The trouble is ITVs wankfest usually comes from Australia, in the height of their summer – this years crap is being manufactured in a ruined British castle.

Don’t let that put you off, though, it seems that 2 of ITVs biggest executive wankers are in seventh heaven (I suppose it will be cheaper to make, to coincide with their chea “celebrities”). Mr. Cowles tell us he is “excited” – plainly it doesn’t take much to excite him, which must be a relief for a Mrs Coiwles, if there is one, or his Nigel or Rupert, similarily Kevin Lygo, who heads that massive tripe factory declares himself “thrilled”. They really should join the London Get A Life Society.

Seeing a dozen old has-beens in wet long Johns eating worms and Jess Phillips droppings wouldn’t encourage me to turn on ITV on December nights.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs