A limp wristed cunting for the bastards who design toiletry bottles.
I don’t wear glasses in the bath or the shower. Who the fuck does? But when I get in I have a bewildering number of bottles to choose from.

Mrs Cuntbubble’s, obviously. I have washed my hair in body lotion, oil, conditioner and fuck knows what else because you cant read the fucking product description on the fucking bottles.

Has it never occurred to these utter cunts that not everyfucker that washes their hair is 20 years old with 20/20 vision?

So I usually use soap, not shampoo. Which reduces the sales of the products these stupid cunts are entrusted with making more appealing.

What a collection of wankers.

The cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Twitter – the online propaganda wing of the hateful dictatorial racist left.

A random one but I had to do this – I went on twitter briefly and asked gippo Branson why he felt it morally acceptable that a Man with so much money he can afford his own island and space programme can spend all his life avoiding taxes and then come running to the UK Government for a bailout (which the little c*nt got, BTW) – blocked.

I asked Rebecca Bongs-Daily to explain the benefits of communism to the 100 Million people it killed in the 20th Century – blocked.

Katie Hopkins barred, Tommy Robinson barred – free speech appears to be fine provided there is no free speech for some.

Closing down dissent and truth – a disturbing reminder of Nazi Germany, of Stalinist Russia, the killing fields of Cambodia, the oppression and brutality in North Korea – a warning from the past about our present.

And to teach twitter the lesson it deserves I have joined Parler and have three followers (that will tech them for being mean to me!?) – the revolution starts here, because twitter is a CUNT!

Nominated by: Vernon Fox 

A cunting for Rishi Sunak, who awards judges, civil servants, senior military officers, lazy teachers and knee-taking policemen with a pay rise for their ‘contributions’ during the Covid pandemic but not nurses, care workers, porters or cleaners who have been on the front line.

It’s a kick in the face and shows just how much of that clapping was empty virtue-signalling wank.

More evidence that Tory public spending is an inverted pyramid of more cash to the top and least useful.

Glad I never voted for the cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(Couldn’t find anything appropriate for this nom, so here’s a pic of her tits instead – admin)

An incredulous mega CUNTING for mentally, dentally, challenged, mammary gifted, delusional former leader of the Limp Dems: Jo Swinson, who has be appointed Professor at “top” business management school, Cranfield School of Management, based at Cranfield University, Beds (no doubt formerly known as Bedford Technical College).

It amply demonstrates the calibre of the “academic” institution when an insane failure of a CUNT can be deemed worthy of a Professorship!!!

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot 

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When the police arrest someone and they’re due to appear in court, the media will sometimes publish the defendant’s name before they’ve even been convicted.

Admittedly, a judge or the police themselves can withhold names. And for particular types of crime (rape allegations being the key one), the victim’s name is also withheld.

However, it still means that until found guilty, the accused could face having his/her name published across all forms of media, including his own Facebook page. This will no doubt arouse surprise, shock, anger etc. even though he still hasn’t been found guilty.

I mention this because I read in the local paper of some guy in Whitehaven who has been arrested and is due to appear in court accused of making 10,000 indecent images involving children. The article also mentions his full name, age and his general address.

If he is found not guilty, he is going to have to carry the stigma of being a “pee-do” around with him even though he’s innocent. His family, friends and possible workmates will always be suspicious.This could even lead to his own suicide!

My point being: should all names be withheld until the court has returned a verdict? If he is found guilty, then fuck him – throw him to the wolves. But if found innocent, then he should have the right of anonymity.

Nominated by: Technocunt