HS2 – No Thanks! (3)

Just a drive-by Cunting for HS2

Why bother? Most large companies have said that the days of people commuting to City jobs are largely over….more and more office-types will be working from home. Add in the massive predicted cost overruns and it seems even more bizarre to continue with a project that was questionable from the outset.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Petrol Station Shoppers

I want to nominate people who do their weekly shopping at the petrol station. They don’t buy fuel, but go up to the cashier with a basket full of overpriced crap and then stand there for a further ten minutes deciding how much money to waste on lottery tickets.

What happened to the good old fashioned petrol stations? Fill up, go to the small kiosk, pay the wizened old geezer in there, get your green shield stamps and fuck off. Those were the days…..

Nominated by: Mystic Maven 

The Two Faces of Sasha Johnson

I nominate Sasha Johnson.

This piece of shit has come out with some really aggressive, offensive anti establishment, anti white hate speech.

I thought that hate speech was a crime where the perpetrator was arrested and prosecuted. How come this waste of oxygen hasn’t been arrested? Oh I forgot that law only works one way, when its against blacks.

When are our government going to grow some balls and put a stop to this? This fuckin bitch needs incarcerating now.

Nominated by :DLP 

(For further enlightenment – the other face of Ms Johnson in action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsdmgaOKbIU -admin)

Idris Elba (3) – Black Bafta Bellend

Idris Elba is a cunt, isn’t he.

Mundane, one-dimensional actor Idris Elba, will be receiving a special BAFTA award for his contribution to television. Elba, known for some dreary detective shit, tedious Sky TV adverts, and The Wire from fifteen years’ ago, will be honoured for his creative contribution to the small screen. Yes, it won’t be for the big screen. “No maan, I’m too old to play Bond.” Riiight, keep telling yourself that’s the reason, and nothing to do with being a mediocre, one-trick pony.

BUFTA will honour the 47-year-old actor for using his influence to push for further diversity in the cinema industry. Diversity, eh? I wonder whether he helps young whiteys who are attempting to break into acting but who are poor. Naa, fuck dem crackers.

He’s also recently said that “racist shows from the past should have warning labels on them.” Really? Who decides whether they’re racist? You? Could we also have labels for other shows?

Warning: This episode contains a token, marginally-talented, banal, woke cunt.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous