The old Commie mouthpiece takes me back a bit, to me DDR days (East Germany) and associated Commie Capers various. Mixed in certain circles then doing liason work and spent many an hour hanging around ports like Rostock noting comings and goings.

All very educational particularly when a shipload orf Chinese workers was docking.
They capered aboit in black Mao jackets and pants all wearing the traditional coolie footgear orf sweaty canvas plimsoles whiffing orf stale cheese. Leit motif orf me time there, the smell orf their cheesy feet.

Brought it all back with a vengeance seeing the Old Peking Duck displaying the traditional Commie hierarchy characteristics orf the un-dead – the white pallor, the cheesy feet, the staring sightless eyes and that weird effect orf the voice speaking two seconds behind the mouth opening. Good to hear the old Commie slogans – secession, collusion, subversion once again delivered in that toneless drone. Its problem is it obviously needs a good shagging.

So what say you me young cunters? Join Sir Limply’s Shagging Squad. Your country needs you!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

Just popped down to the local chemists for my blood pressure tablets (what else). Mrs C says “oh, better get some of those face masks in case we need them”

I join the queue, eventually get my toes up to the big Perspex screen and ask for meds, see sign “face masks £1” I’ll take couple of them too” say’s I.

What does the Doris do? but pulls a couple of cheap disposable masks out of a large multi-pack sticks them in a bag and whacks them on the counter!!

Not individually packaged and obviously not sterile.

I was too bloody gob-smacked to say much beyond “do you have any cheap blankets, now the leper colony has closed”

“Sharon do we have any blankets”? I heard as I turned on my heal ripping at the box of Ramipril.

Industrial strength cunts one and all.

Nominated by: Creedence Clearwater Cunt 

Ian Driver is a cunt, isn’t he.

This is the loopy prick who recently vandalised the Charles Dickens museum in Kent. He daubed “A racist” on several buildings selecting them for their “institutionalised racism” as well as the “offensive blacked up Morris dancers.” Presumably this idiot is alluding to the Rochester Sweeps Festival where dancers traditionally blacken their faces to honour chimney sweeps and fuck all to do with skin colour.

“I have no regrets and will be making no apology” said the poorly-read bozo. Perhaps he’s never read any of the globally-adored masterpieces that attacked social ills and heavily criticised living conditions, judicial red tape, and poverty.

Previously this wingnut has been a Green Party councillor where he attacked the Margate fairground, proposed opening a Cannabis café, and probably wanted everyone to live in caves.

As Charlie Dickens might have said, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair but alas, it was also the time of fat, virtue-signalling, woefully-informed fuckwits.”

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous 

Ian Driver

A quick ‘this ‘as got raht aht uv awdah’ cunting for one Ian Driver.

The 51 year old former Green Party councillor, aspiring street artist and arsehole has scrawled ‘DICKENS RACIST’ on the wall of the Charles Dickens museum in Broadstairs, Kent.

Remarkably, this self-appointed champion of the oppressed has not only owned up, but has proudly published photos of himself on his personal blog in the act of committing vandalism. This almost certainly guarantees that some wag will now turn up at his house and spray ‘Ian Driver is a fucking cunt’ on the wall.

A spokesman for Kent police has confirmed that a vigorous investigation is now underway to identify and apprehend the culprit, and has asked for any witnesses or anyone with information to come forward in confidence.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

As a follow up, to the last nomination :

Cressida Dick is a cunt, isn’t she

“Good evening madam, you were doing 60 in a 40.”
“Huh?”
“You were driving erratically.”
“Yes?”
“We asked you to stop and you didn’t.”
“And?”
“You were observed driving on the wrong side of the road.”
“So?”
“These are serious offences.”
“I know it’s dark but erm…look more closely. I’m black! Are you a racist?”
“Oh, oh I’m so sorry madam. Please, be your way. So sorry to trouble you, forgive my rudeness, have a wonderful evening…

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Bianca Williams?

‘Who the fuck is that?’, I hear you ask. Well she’s a 200m sprinter for the Great Britain team. The sort who might make a final and finish 8th or 9th, but will probably be out in the semis. A legend she is not, and at 25, she’s not going to get much better.

But I digress, her cunting is for an article or two I’ve seen on her saying she was stopped in her Mercedes by the cops only because of ‘racial profiling’.

Yup, she was stopped cos she is black, innit. At first, I thought she may have a point, but of course, the rozzers are terrified of arresting black people now, so I had my doubts.

Upon reading the BBC’S article, it appeared that this lady was just whipping out the race card after obviously breaking the law. This is from the article:

“Police say the vehicle had been on the wrong side of the road and the driver sped off when asked to stop.

Officers were patrolling in the Maida Vale area because of an increase in youth violence.

A police statement said: “Officers from the Directorate of Professional Standards have reviewed both footage from social media, and the body-worn video of the officers, and are satisfied that there is no concern around the officers’ conduct.”

So there you have it. Another race card whipping dindunuffin. Imagine my surprise.

The BBC have been pushing the ‘racial’ profiling’ bullshit too, of course.

Just abolish the MET and let London have at it without any police force, sorry ‘service’ for a month. They’ll soon be begging for hard line ‘Sweeney’ style ‘He fell daaahn the stairs guv’ policing.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

And seconded with this:

A honey-child, wha-ma-treated-so-bad, papa I’m butt hurt cunting please for Olympic dark key heroine Bianca who was mortified to be pulled over by the poilice on Saturday, and whose cries of outrage and pain were broadcast on Wireless 4 World At One today (6th July) – screaming like a banshee, she is apparently “considering” suing the Metropolitan police. It seems her “boyfriend” and their child refused to stop when first requested to do so, so when they caught up with them the
mouthy cow was handcuffed and arrested:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/53305712

If only they had gagged her as well, fewer Wireless 4 listeners would have a headache to accompany their lunch.

The sense of entitlement of these black sportspeople seems to have reached monumental proportions these days, innit. She get’s weary and sick of trying but Ole Man River he just keep rolling along. Mammy….

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and yet another one

An additional cunting for Bianca Williams (and partner Ricardo dos Santos)

Entitled Bianca is suing the police for racial profiling (probably many more to come after pandering the BLM, we will need additional courts to cover this shit).

Stopped by police in a black Merc, this is after doing in her own words a number of side street left and right turns while being followed by a police van, they were asked to stop but carried on (her excuse was they were close to home).

From the very limited video (not police, her phone) Ricardo got a little shirty with police, not sure why, a simple ‘yes officer what is the problem’ and Bianca gets all screechy, of course she gets the sympathy card straight away because her sprog is in the car in a baby seat. Now there were a couple of police women trying to calm her down not a couple of hairy arsed blokes.

The reason, according to Bianca, they were stopped is because it was of racial profiling, a black man in black Merc with tinted windows…. you know the sort of motor associated with young black men selling drugs, or in my case, a black guy in a black Merc tried to sell me a watch in London, my reply no thank you.

The police have reviewed the incident and have stated there was no problem with the stop.

Oh I nearly forgot, Bianca and partner are Professional athletes, she is British and he is Portuguese (so he can fuck off straight away, if he doesn’t fucking like being stopped by police he can always fuck off back to Portugal).

Nominated by: Sick of it