Lance Armstrong is a cunt, isn’t he.

A bicycle shop in Austin, Texas owned by substance-abuser Armstrong has suddenly refused to provide and repair bicycles for the cops because of police brutality. This is a tad odd as they’d been awarded a $300,000 contract in order to….provide and repair bicycles for the cops. As only $52000 has been spent, that’s rather a tidy profit.

They then had the brass to say that they “are not anti-police” and that they trust “our local police force will protect us from the very threats we are facing right now.”

Therefore, it’s not alright to provide and repair police bicycles because 0.1% of police are racist but it’s alright to cheat by injecting drugs into your scrotum then continually fibbing about it to win seven Tour De Frances.

There hasn’t been such an arrogant, cheating, junkie shitbag since that fat, hoodwinking Maradona cunt.

Get on your virtue-signalling bike to Oprah Winfrey, Armstrong.
On your marks, get set, fuck off!

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Caroline Flack whinging cunts.

Absolutely sick of hearing about this cunt. She fucking hit her partner, caused injury and got arrested. The same as any other cunt would. Why the fuck do all these people think she should have been exempt from the rules for being a fucking useless celeb cunt? Don’t get it at all – she was bang to fucking rights. If I went home and twatted my missus I’d be Instantly arrested for domestic violence, charged and sentenced – regardless of any underlying mental health issues. CPS got this one 100% right. People commit suicide in jail frequently- shall we start letting them all out now and never charging anyone again just in case?

It seems to have got to a stage in this country that unless your a white working class male, everyone has an excuse, defence or “valid reason” as to why they can break their own rules- think BLM criminally damaging statues, Dominic Cummings doing what he wants, MPs (say no more), women crying wolf and equal rights shit- until the bills need paying, the PC brigade, the Asian invasion, the surge in half of society seemingly having mental health issues now it seems to be “in” etc etc. Absolutely sick of these types of cunts effectively having a laminated invulnerability card they can pull out and wave around to get away with shit.

Nominated by Jack Cunt

It goes without saying given the sensitive nature of the topic but be careful about what you say on this one – Admin

This is my first nom so, if it passes muster, be gentle.

Although I do mean packaging in general, I am mainly targeting retail packaging and although I am no packaging Nazi there are two specific examples which have incensed me, one a couple of years ago and one this week.

As an example of what I deem to be good packaging, I recently bought a new brush motor for a vacuum cleaner. This was sent from the manufacturers, an engineering company, and was in a box that was only just big enough to contain the motor and the folded-up invoice/receipt. This seems to be fairly par for the course, they waste as little as possible. It was also free delivery.

Then you have the two examples of retail and it’s a shame you can’t post pictures on this site. (You can but it’s a bit of a faff sometimes – Day Admin)

One was from Amazon. They’re not exactly known for appropriate packaging but this was in another league. It was a saw blade. 21”x1.5” and obviously flat. It came in a box. This box was 24”x15”x8” and contained the blade along with a mile of brown paper filler. What was wrong with wrapping it in cardboard tape and then just shoving it through the letterbox? I wrote to them but, of course, they ignored me.

The second was this week. I bought a face mask online because I liked the design and received it yesterday. This is a face mask, the size of a folded handkerchief but thinner. It came in an opaque polythene bag. This bag was in a 9”x7”x6” box with fucking BUBBLEWRAP!

I emailed the company concerned saying as follows:

I’d like to register my utter disgust at being forced to pay £4.99 for delivery.
For a face mask.
Which was packed in an opaque polythene bag.
Which was in a large box.
Which was basically full of BUBBLE WRAP.
I have a degree in Textile and Knitwear Technology and I can assure you that cotton fabric doesn’t break, explode, crush or otherwise get damaged by being sent through the post.
It could have been sent in the polythene bag.
With an address label and a 2nd class stamp on it.
For 65p.
NOT £4.99!

I wonder if they’ll reply and how they will try to justify ripping me off for P&P.

Nominated by moggie63

What a cunt this man is!

As most of you know my life story, you’ll understand that to me this fucker is the epitome of everything that is wrong with the world today.

This cunt is the main reason I’m not sat on the farm in Umtali sipping a champagne and cola while listening to the Lyons Maid Top 10 singles.

This Marxist cunt (now just a money grabbing cunt old cunt) started a campaign against me and fellow whites in Africa, mostly out of spite and political greasy pole climbing than actual genuine conviction. He himself being a colonial child should of known the removal of the whites from Africa would be financial and political suicide.

But let’s evaluate the legacy this cunt has achieved: Rhodesia (I refuse to use the khaffar name) is in fucking ruins; the centre of Sailsbury now looks no different from any other African shithole. The white population is a tiny fraction of what it was in 1980 and the blacks can now barely feed themselves.

And South Africa, I fucking weep for their future under “soft communism”, probably within 10 years they’ll be holding the begging bowl out asking for “reparations” (don’t make me fucking laugh) for Apartheid, years ago. I thought Apartheid was a vile, disgusting and morally sickening thing, but now I see what it was, a necessary evil.

So ma’ Lord, are you proud of your achievement of bringing poverty and “white flight” to sub Saharan Africa? Your trying to bring your misery and bluster to the Welsh Valleys now, but thankfully they gave you a pretty rousing fuck off you cunt!

I finish by saying Peter Hain, you are a cunt to man and beast!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Edited slightly for clarity – admin)

(Some info about Gal “Wonder Wench” Gadot  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2933757/ – admin)

I (like perhaps more than a few cunters) have fond memories of Lynda Carter playing the amazing amazon in the Seventies, and, whilst I’ve not seen the new films, that Gal Gadot is remarkably easy on the eye.

So why then should Wonder Woman be in need of a re-design? Why should she now be depicted as a thunder-thighed, lard-arsed, mini-titted mong, as indeed she is now displayed on the cover of the comic book adaptation of her latest flick?

Is it because, as a character based on ancient Greek myth, she is not BAMEish enough?

Is it because, typically being of athletic build, she could be sexually attractive to heterosexual males?

Or is it because she has committed the ultimate lefty crime of daring to be portrayed by an actress that is… JEWISH?!?

You be the judge!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker