I’d like to nominate the Hotter Shoes for women advert.

I saw this for the first time yesterday, and it’s essentially a series of images of various wimminz of all shapes, sizes and colours with some stupid voiceover. It’s only at the end of the advert that you actually realise what the advert is for.

I switched to another channel, where naturally, I landed on a commercial break, right at the beginning of another wimminz advert. It was a close up of a woman’s face, telling us that they are not going to take it anymore, they are re-writing the rules and doing it their way blah blah blah.

She was joined by a bunch of more wimminz, again of all shapes etc…all nodding sagely with the bullshit narrative. I think this one was for wimminz supportive pants, or some such cack.

Sick of it.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

(This might be the ad in question – DA https://www.hotter.com/gb/en/info/TV-campaign)

.. and also by mystic maven covering the same area

I’m not sure if it’s been previously cunted, but if not, then I want to nominate the utter cuntery, known as ‘This girl can’

There used to be some stupid advert on tv a while ago featuring loads of wimminz showing how tough and confident they are etc etc… Now it’s on the radio too.

We all know that women do sports and have good jobs and can be managers and are ‘doing it their way’ and ‘re-writing the rules’ and all that bollocks. Just fuck off!
Not my most erudite posting, but getting pissed off with it now.

I had forgotten about this ugly specky champion from the Dark Ages until she turned up on CNN recently – still specky, still ugly – and gave a sermonette on how we should all love and appreciate one another.

She pulled all the right strings and ticked the woke boxes – black lives matter, global warning etc. – in the kind of banal “message” Prince Charles gives to his plants.

As I recall, tennis was virtually an all-white – and middle-class – sport in those days except for Arthur Ashe (also specky) and Evonne Goolagong (also ugly) – and I don´t remember Ms. King making any social comments although she moaned about not getting as much prize money as Jimmy Connors and John McEnroe.

She famously thrashed Bobby “No Broad Can Beat Me” Riggs at a tennis match in 1973 and has been dining out on it for decades. He was 55 at the time and she was 29. Even then, there were reports that the game had been rigged by the Mafia who had bribed Riggs who was heavily in debt. Anyway, advantage Ms. King.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Okay, so this is a pretty weak-arsed nomination about something rather superfluous in the great scheme of things.

As much as I appreciate the internet, and have done so since the late 80s when it belonged to the sad nerdy, geeky, D&D types who spent all their time locked away in their bedrooms writing code, playing computer games and downloading hot p0rn at 5Kb/s over a phone line modem all night long – but that’s another story.

The internet is a wonderful tool – quite possibly one of the Wonders of the Modern World in fact. Everything that you ever wanted to know is quite literally at your fingertips via a good search engine (privacy issues aside)

Because of things like YouTube and Google Search, I can now repair/build/learn/absorb/discuss a whole host of things that were well out of my reach 20 or 30 years ago. Today, for example, I learnt how to replace a toilet flush system thanks to YouTube, saving me a few quid on calling a plumber out.

However, the downside to all of this free access to everything, is that there really is far too much information to fully comprehend.

Returning to my example of the flush system – I did a search and it brought back pages and pages of videos and articles on the subject, which meant going through a handful (sorted by viewings or likes), to find one suitable for my needs.

This took about 25-30 minutes before I found the one that ticked my particular box. (what kind of cunt showing you how to replace a flush system decides to have loud rap music and pointless editing messing up the entire experience ffs!)

Other examples of spending too much time sifting through the great swathes of information include fixing Windows 10 problems; reading news articles, carrying out online shopping, checking train timetables, wondering what time of wood seal to use for my patio table and chairs; reading blogs ….and on and on and on….

And the bigger problem is that when you start reading up on something – for example reading a blog article about the pleasures of motorcycle journeys, is that it will carry a link to another article which takes your interest. So you follow that, and then there’s another one. And before you know it you have 4 or 5 tabs open full of information relating to bikes, but you rarely complete any of them because there’s too many other things on the go, and time is marching on!

It’s like starting a DIY project – all full of enthusiasm and vigour at the outset; but then you quickly begin to put things off “until the next day”, and all of a sudden it’s completely abandoned!

So too with information – there’s simply too much of it, and it takes up far too much of my spare time. In fact if I did a Google on this very subject it will probably contain pages and pages of stuff explaining why I am spending too much time sifting through information, even though it will mean spending too much time sifting through information to understand how to reduce my time sifting through information….

Fucking hell, even this nom is a waste of time reading through all this stuff about information….. stop the world, I wanna get off! (ps. does anyone know how?)

Sometimes its best to be a thick cunt and live in blind ignorance.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Here’s a blast from the past. Ed Miliband.

Not content with betraying his brother by being a back stabbing twat, it seems old Wallace now has ambitions of being a snitch.

Following this bullshit rule about gatherings of more than six people, he told ITV political reporter Shahab Khan that he will report people to the police if he’s sees people in groups of more than six.

Fuck me. He’s already made himself a monumental cunt by being the second most useless Labour leader after magic grandpa, now he wants to show the world he’s a galactic cunt.

I bet this little prick got the absolute shite kicked out of him at school, because he was constantly grassing on his schoolmates.

What an utter cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Let’s have a rousing chorus of The Red Flag as we give a cunting to the dykie looking shadow minister for Edu-kation, Kate Green. The baritone voiced harridan wants Gavin Williamson, to “guarantee” the poor little bubbas at “uni”, especially in Manchester, can go home at Xmas to see their fam-i-lees.:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54313054
Does the silly bitch not realise that life doesn’t come with guarantees?. How can any sane person (admittedly most Labour wimminz are not sane – some indeed are certifiable) – guarantee anything on these “unprecedented days” 10 weeks hence?. Is the dirty ugly fucker for real?. Along with Anal-ease Ken Dodd, they look as raddled as Miss Havisham, women who have cobwebs in their bloomers.

This is just another prime example of Dame Kweer’s mincers and benders trying to stir up fear, uncertainty and discontent.
Dame Kweer- the maiden aunt back seat driver, who is as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty.

Butch Kate ought to get together with Bulldyke Phillips to “prove” that students are the victims of the patriarchy. Along with the Starmer charmer they would be all girls together. Girls Aloud.

Students knew the 2020/21 intake was going to be challenging. If they can’t stand the heat they should have stayed out of the kitchen. Wankers – which, come to think of it, is probably what they are doing in their halls of residence.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs